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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Wormskull posted:

Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?),

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



https://forums.somethingawful.com/d...=3&topicid=1354

Antoine Silvere
Nov 25, 2008

Are these soap bubbles?


Grimey Drawer

Doflamingo posted:

I think he literally just milked/molested a valve. This is embarrassing.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



lmfao

Antoine Silvere
Nov 25, 2008

Are these soap bubbles?


Grimey Drawer


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009




The most "fun" I had in the game was when I picked up a turd from a toilet, then went to a mirror and admired myself and duke said "I'm bringing sexy back", while still holding the turd in his hand.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



lol

quote:

gently caress the stupid pinball machine. I got the 300,000 ego boost, but no way will I get the 1mil trophy. I got the ultra combo once, then, as usual, the ball just flung itself through everything and straight down the chute at 850,000.

I can't believe the QA team signed off on "Yeah the pinball machine works okay." Why the gently caress does it use a low rez version of the table when you're playing, but super high rez when you stand on it and crouch? gently caress this console port.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



Lmfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



After get really really pissed off at the pinball machine for about 40 mins, I moved on.

This game is actually pretty good, I like that Duke talks constantly. All I want is to just shoot monsters constantly and have Duke swearing loudly.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010



In Training posted:

Tfw you don't know what the Vancouver riots are but you're reading the DNF thread in 2020


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



lmao at "Particularly depraved porn".

autistic cum slut posted:

I do wonder how many of the people in this thread who are so quick to parade their vehement anti-sexist stance find themselves watching far worse things happening in particularly depraved porn and feel odd, conflicted thoughts as they try to convince themselves that they don't enjoy it

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Antoine Silvere
Nov 25, 2008

Are these soap bubbles?


Grimey Drawer

MarioTeachesWiping posted:

First recorded instance of tits in the stream, I do believe. That only took all day.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Wow I'm glad they wouldn't let me cancel my pre-order. This game loving rules. It doesn't play like halo or COD at all.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke?

Does he have the asperger's?

Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



That entire thread lasted just two weeks

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



I'm here to chew rear end.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


We can know nothing in this universe including whether this game looks like dogshit or not

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Axemaniac not posting again in the thread after posting him and the boys getting their copies is my favorite part

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008



net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Wormskull posted:

I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke?

Does he have the asperger's?

Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?

Lmfao

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003




lfmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Wormskull posted:

I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke?

Does he have the asperger's?

Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007



Pillbug

Kongming posted:

You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got.

Lmfao

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

I love the appeals why the alien surprise sex part shouldn’t be critically examined because Alien did it too. Alien being a fairly overt feminist film that’s been the source of thousands of pages of critical theory.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



mysterious loyall X posted:

i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh?

Lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I came to interpret it as “who’s with me?” myself OP.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007



Pillbug

Wormskull posted:

I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke?

Does he have the asperger's?

Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?

lmao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



net cafe scandal posted:

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



thank you duke nukem forever

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Still thinking about that duke avatar guy getting increasingly more depressed over the course of the thread and then never posting again within a couple weeks.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Check out his ban btw. https://forums.somethingawful.com/b...p?userid=122395 Lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Almost all the biggest Duke Bros were eventually banned for being nazis and pedophiles.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



The game delivers so far. gently caress the haters.

Cast your mind back to the game Prey. Remember that? It had some cool gameplay ideas but you knew at the back of your head that you should've been playing Duke instead. It wasn't that long ago. So just cast your mindset back to that era, forget you've played Crysis 2, Killzone 2, or Black Ops and enjoy that the Duke is back.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



Just had a friend over for our (Belated) DNF launch party. Even though I finished the PC version earlier today, I watched him playing it on the 360.

I've never seen someone so utterly crestfallen. He was dying every 5 minutes because the 360 controls are loving terrible, and had to sit through a 30+ second load screen every single time. He only got a couple of laughs out of the whole thing, and absolutely none of them were at the lovely forced dialog.

Poor guy. The look on his face was like that of someone having all of their childhood dreams crushed at once.

On the brighter side, the cigars we had were awesome.

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