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Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



the alien surprise sex snuff porn level is both art and satire, you philistines, you uneducated prudes

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Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



Even power glove guy sold his copy while people were still going to be curious about the trainwreck and bought a better game with the cash lmao

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004



Kongming posted:

Black people have forgiven Michael Richards and women will forgive Duke.

Back in my day we would have ripped your head off and poo poo down your neck!

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



Cubish posted:


he wants to tell a joke, but obviously can't muster the effort

Ambivalent posted:


A good summary of the game.

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold.

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



Also this one av is p. good, brings a smile to my face every time I scroll down and see it



elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Xarbala posted:

Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold.

my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012



quote:

Second time I really played around with the white board, the turd, the sinks, noticed the little details in everything.

this but on reading the dnf thread

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


elf help book posted:

my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



If Donald Trump made a video game the first half hour of DNF would be nearly interchangeable with it.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



elf help book posted:

my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



P-Mack posted:

If Donald Trump made a video game the first half hour of DNF would be nearly interchangeable with it.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Xarbala posted:

Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold.

The opposite reading is true.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Xarbala posted:

Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold.

I feel that it's been shown fairly definitively that Duke 3D was not "South Park offensive" (read: halfhearted, 'apolitical' crypto-conservatism) but was rather an precise and laudable progressive statement pulled off with minimal resources, and with excellent gameplay as its base. The revelatory dominatrix scene in DN3D:AE consists of a couple sprites and some tinny sound clips. In fact, that's all the game had at its disposal in any scene. This is absolutely remarkable.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


I don’t even see the posts anymore. All I see is “duke” “homo” “misogynoir “

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



I cannot believe that all of you forgot about Duke. This game has been in the making for 15 years. And now you're not betting on it just because some FAKE, ANIMATED, COMPLETELY NOT REAL WOMEN get killed in an over-the-top, cartoony fashion? Whatever, losers. I'll be busy enjoying my game. There's absolutely nothing BAD about the game as it is.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?), and then this amazing pushing puzzle with tool boxes. At least their were some low res boobs for a couple of seconds....and the loading screens did seem kind of excessive since it was loading one empty map into another empty map.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...1#post392404885 Did I already cross post this.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008




Lmfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



We should crowdfund a Duke Nukem Forever spiritual successor .

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



I just realised that’s your bong and therefore your duke statue not from the thread lmfao nice

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.



GorfZaplen posted:

I feel that it's been shown fairly definitively that Duke 3D was not "South Park offensive" (read: halfhearted, 'apolitical' crypto-conservatism) but was rather an precise and laudable progressive statement pulled off with minimal resources, and with excellent gameplay as its base. The revelatory dominatrix scene in DN3D:AE consists of a couple sprites and some tinny sound clips. In fact, that's all the game had at its disposal in any scene. This is absolutely remarkable.

Lol

Tbh I just miss the days when smg put some effort in, but that might just be a side effect of lurking cined

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Still thinking about if duke is gay or has autism

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



lmfao Duke got a blowjob from a man because his disability prevents him from understanding social cues. What a legendary post.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


In Training posted:

We should crowdfund a Duke Nukem Forever spiritual successor .

1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah
2025: Duke Nukem Forever 2 Plutonium Edition comes with a true-to-life model of Oprah's uterus, so you can recreate the scene where the aliens force Duke to tear it out

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



elf help book posted:

1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah
2025: Duke Nukem Forever 2 Plutonium Edition comes with a true-to-life model of Oprah's uterus, so you can recreate the scene where the aliens force Duke to tear it out

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


its ok because duke didnt want to do it

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


elf help book posted:

1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah
2025: Duke Nukem Forever 2 Plutonium Edition comes with a true-to-life model of Oprah's uterus, so you can recreate the scene where the aliens force Duke to tear it out


Now we know what happened this guy

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010




Thinking about my favorite goon, the guy who earnestly claimed that Spec Ops: The Line had bad gameplay intentionally as a metaphor for how war is also bad and shouldn’t be fun, and smiling serenely.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

I've heard that argument about Spec Ops from more than a few folks, so I wonder if that's a common excuse.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004



DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Knuc U Kinte posted:

DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

Antoine Silvere
Nov 25, 2008

Are these soap bubbles?


Grimey Drawer

Knuc U Kinte posted:

DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sQX6MH1RTQ

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Knuc U Kinte posted:

DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Knuc U Kinte posted:

DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012



duke nukem experiencing ego death

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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Trash Ops posted:

duke nukem experiencing ego death

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