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Damnit I've just looked through all 30 pages of thread and can't find it but I swear it was in here. Help me please? There was a picture of Duke, looked like a painting. 3 girls in bikini's were behind him (to the left) and there was a tentacle alien attacking him from the right of the image. He had a 3 barrel shotgun blasting a tentacle in half. I want it because I set it as my wallpaper at work, and some dumbass IT didn't like it so he changed my wallpaper. I now need to put it on every computer in my work station. TIA.
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 15:34 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:59 |
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Bump due to laughing at the gay gloryhole duke again.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:09 |
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https://m.twitch.tv/clip/LaconicSpineyPeppermintKappaWealth
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:11 |
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gently caress yeah furry bounce housr
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:57 |
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Wormskull posted:Bump due to laughing at the gay gloryhole duke again. Lmao
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:02 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:05 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:29 |
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quote:In DNF they are vapid greasy titwigglers good only for shooting in the head or otherwise they'll saddle you with alien spawn. Shooting them is OK this time though because... they're too stupid to know the difference? It sounds like you're describing most military wives... I know, I know, that's really harsh. But I really don't like it when women cheat on their husbands, especially when they're in a combat zone.
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:40 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:It sounds like you're describing most military wives... Lol
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 13:02 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:It sounds like you're describing most military wives... lmfao
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:36 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:It sounds like you're describing most military wives... Lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 06:05 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:It sounds like you're describing most military wives...
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:22 |
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TFW I'm in a combat zone which is bad enough, but to make matters worse, my wife is freaking cheating on me.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:22 |
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Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield? Hnngh, I really hate it when women cheat on their husbands, especially while they’re in a combat zone.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:31 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:44 |
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quote:The next Duke Nukem game is him trying to get his dick back from the woman who cut it off, isn't it? Haha can you imagine the level design possibilities? "That bitch is gonna pay for hacking off my little guy! It all starts out in a scene that is eerily familiar to Leisure Suit Larry 1 before larry puts on the condom. (George has to steal an idea from a game first - this is now expected in the new Duke IP) From there, all hell breaks loose, the xbox controller shakes, the screen goes dark, and Duke wakes up in a hospital. This time instead of aliens he is battling through societal nut jobs who can never take anything with a grain of salt in a video game and are trying to hold him back from finding little Duke because they think it will cure him of his sexist ways. It's the ultimate 10 hour adventure of "Who cares Vs Cartoon Sexism" starring our beloved Duke. Who ultimately through his adventure of getting back his junk, sees the light and joins a monastery. Where we will be concluded with a cliffhanger to be concluded on 5 DLC packs for $6.99 each, already on the DVD to help out those folks with limited bandwidth in their area.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:51 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Haha can you imagine the level design possibilities? Lol, $6.99 for dlc
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 10:08 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Haha can you imagine the level design possibilities? lmfao
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 12:08 |
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net cafe scandal posted:TFW I'm in a combat zone which is bad enough, but to make matters worse, my wife is freaking cheating on me.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 14:05 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 14:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-_Si5Tieuw
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 20:02 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield? Lol
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:20 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Haha can you imagine the level design possibilities?
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 12:33 |
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If you thought Quiet was of dubious quality, wait until you meet the Duke equivalent
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5O0BnVzmEc&t=5s
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:16 |
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:17 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:20 |
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lmao
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:20 |
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awesome
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 05:30 |
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Duke dancing in the rain on Mother base
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:25 |
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i remember someone in the goldmine thread using the defense “it’s a callback to his horrible jump animation in DN3D” or something but i can’t be assed to dig it up
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:37 |
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:i remember someone in the goldmine thread using the defense “it’s a callback to his horrible jump animation in DN3D” or something but i can’t be assed to dig it up sounds pretty funny lol. would've been sweet to see it but oh well.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 00:56 |
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I keep thinking about the Axemaniac "launch party" that no one went to and laughing
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 23:52 |
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Miserable Maid posted:I keep thinking about the Axemaniac "launch party" that no one went to and laughing Why?
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 00:13 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Why? Because the real Duke was there, eating chips
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 00:29 |
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his party was a hit
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 00:54 |
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I want to see the pictures.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 01:56 |
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I remember everyone shat on Axemanian for months because he wouldn't release the pics of the party. Someone finally dug them up and truth be told, it looked loving awesome. There was a stripper, a duke nukem impersonator, a badass cake and what appeared to be some close friends having a good time. I guess it turned out he just didn't want to show private pictures to weirdos from the internet. Sucks too because I think he left the forums because of it. If you're here to bash azemaniac you've pretty much come to the wrong place.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 08:31 |
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I thought it was funny how he played up going silent when the game came out switching to being a Serious Sam fan instead and came back into the thread a week after launch to say basically the game is a turd.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 10:48 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:59 |
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Welcome to the Goldmine.
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