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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

thank you duke nukem forever

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Haha can you imagine the level design possibilities?

"That bitch is gonna pay for hacking off my little guy!

It all starts out in a scene that is eerily familiar to Leisure Suit Larry 1 before larry puts on the condom. (George has to steal an idea from a game first - this is now expected in the new Duke IP) From there, all hell breaks loose, the xbox controller shakes, the screen goes dark, and Duke wakes up in a hospital.

This time instead of aliens he is battling through societal nut jobs who can never take anything with a grain of salt in a video game and are trying to hold him back from finding little Duke because they think it will cure him of his sexist ways. It's the ultimate 10 hour adventure of "Who cares Vs Cartoon Sexism" starring our beloved Duke. Who ultimately through his adventure of getting back his junk, sees the light and joins a monastery. Where we will be concluded with a cliffhanger to be concluded on 5 DLC packs for $6.99 each, already on the DVD to help out those folks with limited bandwidth in their area.

lmfao

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