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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 05:07 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 03:38 |
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Arrhythmia posted:Finally got my Balls of Steel. I came home to find it missing from my porch where the delivery thing said it should be. Made a lot of phone calls, even ran to the police station to report a theft.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 05:57 |
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I'm glad the guy whose dying wish was to play Duke for the rest of his days was still alive as of Dec 20, 2018.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:00 |
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Kongming posted:All the negative nancy's in this thread (and I do mean Nancy) haven't gotten me down in the slightest. I am still going to be first in line for the midnight release and play this bitch all day tuesday. And it is going to be wonderful.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:01 |
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Requesting that anyone who doubts their bets on Duke has their Duke's Bros tags removed.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:03 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:06 |
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This guy got banned for being a pedophile 6 months later.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:08 |
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Too many fuckers rating this thread low. Duke's going to find you haters and rip your throat out. 2 weeks to go:) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:09 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:10 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:13 |
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Lmfaoing at everybody posting their preorder cancellations of the Balls of Steel edition as soon as they saw the minute plus load times whenever you die.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:24 |
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Kongming posted:Just want to say that I have no intention of relinquishing my Duke's Bros tag. Duke Nukem Forever or not, I wear my colors proud. You jokers can have your Serious Sam tags. lmao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:24 |
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Kongming posted:Bonus: That was posted by Tail's Butthole Guy lmao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:25 |
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Funny just because it's a good observation. lmaoquote:So (very minor spoiler, it's a game reference) when the soldier offers Duke power armor from Halo, Duke says he doesn't need it because he's not a pussy. I guess he forgot all the enemies he was fighting earlier that have retarded-accurate pathing and some having the ability to run/dash at you extremely fast, leaving you running away and trying to fill up your ridiculously small health bar.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:28 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:34 |
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I'd rather waste £25 every 14 years than £35+ every year playing Call of Realistic pile of hide behind walls wank shooter 20XX.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:37 |
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BHLaab is a OG YCS pimp, dude.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:43 |
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Kongming posted:You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got. lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:49 |
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In Training posted:Tfw you don't know what the Vancouver riots are but you're reading the DNF thread in 2020
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:58 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:07 |
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I think I maybe only laughed at this because I'm a bigot that cracks up about that old emoticon but whatever.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:10 |
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In Training posted:There was a guy in there who posted his Justin.tv channel on launch day which I thought was cool. They were also permbanned within the year for posting child pornography in FYAD because they were mad YCS got closed. lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:14 |
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In Training posted:There was a guy in there who posted his Justin.tv channel on launch day which I thought was cool. They were also permbanned within the year for posting child pornography in FYAD because they were mad YCS got closed. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416433&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=49#post392489508 Check out this guy's rap sheet.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:16 |
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Oh wait is that Tails Butthole. lmao. drat... Memories as AF.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:18 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:27 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:28 |
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Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?),
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:31 |
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I saw your post where you were like Blow it out your arse. in anticipation of other people doing it and someone did it immediately after. 'Twas lit.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:41 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1354
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:52 |
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lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 08:19 |
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The most "fun" I had in the game was when I picked up a turd from a toilet, then went to a mirror and admired myself and duke said "I'm bringing sexy back", while still holding the turd in his hand.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 08:34 |
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lol quote:gently caress the stupid pinball machine. I got the 300,000 ego boost, but no way will I get the 1mil trophy. I got the ultra combo once, then, as usual, the ball just flung itself through everything and straight down the chute at 850,000.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 08:39 |
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After get really really pissed off at the pinball machine for about 40 mins, I moved on. This game is actually pretty good, I like that Duke talks constantly. All I want is to just shoot monsters constantly and have Duke swearing loudly.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 09:11 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 09:18 |
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lmao at "Particularly depraved porn". autistic cum slut posted: I do wonder how many of the people in this thread who are so quick to parade their vehement anti-sexist stance find themselves watching far worse things happening in particularly depraved porn and feel odd, conflicted thoughts as they try to convince themselves that they don't enjoy it
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 09:53 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 10:54 |
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Wow I'm glad they wouldn't let me cancel my pre-order. This game loving rules. It doesn't play like halo or COD at all.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 11:50 |
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I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay? Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke? Does he have the asperger's? Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 11:54 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh? Lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 18:19 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 03:38 |
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I came to interpret it as “who’s with me?” myself OP.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 18:19 |