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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009

Arrhythmia posted:

Finally got my Balls of Steel. I came home to find it missing from my porch where the delivery thing said it should be. Made a lot of phone calls, even ran to the police station to report a theft.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'm glad the guy whose dying wish was to play Duke for the rest of his days was still alive as of Dec 20, 2018.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kongming posted:

All the negative nancy's in this thread (and I do mean Nancy) haven't gotten me down in the slightest. I am still going to be first in line for the midnight release and play this bitch all day tuesday. And it is going to be wonderful.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Requesting that anyone who doubts their bets on Duke has their Duke's Bros tags removed.

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Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009





This guy got banned for being a pedophile 6 months later.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Too many fuckers rating this thread low. Duke's going to find you haters and rip your throat out.
2 weeks to go:)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Lmfaoing at everybody posting their preorder cancellations of the Balls of Steel edition as soon as they saw the minute plus load times whenever you die.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kongming posted:

Just want to say that I have no intention of relinquishing my Duke's Bros tag. Duke Nukem Forever or not, I wear my colors proud. You jokers can have your Serious Sam tags.

Having an alien teleport right in front of me, only to shotgun it across the room and be met with "Take a teleport..to hell" is a joy that only the Duke can bring.

Edit: oh, I guess I am relinquishing my Duke's Bros tag. :(

lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kongming posted:

Bonus: That was posted by Tail's Butthole Guy

lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Funny just because it's a good observation. lmao

quote:

So (very minor spoiler, it's a game reference) when the soldier offers Duke power armor from Halo, Duke says he doesn't need it because he's not a pussy. I guess he forgot all the enemies he was fighting earlier that have retarded-accurate pathing and some having the ability to run/dash at you extremely fast, leaving you running away and trying to fill up your ridiculously small health bar.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'd rather waste £25 every 14 years than £35+ every year playing Call of Realistic pile of hide behind walls wank shooter 20XX.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

BHLaab is a OG YCS pimp, dude.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kongming posted:

You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got.

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

Tfw you don't know what the Vancouver riots are but you're reading the DNF thread in 2020


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Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I think I maybe only laughed at this because I'm a bigot that cracks up about that old emoticon but whatever.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

There was a guy in there who posted his Justin.tv channel on launch day which I thought was cool. They were also permbanned within the year for posting child pornography in FYAD because they were mad YCS got closed.

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

There was a guy in there who posted his Justin.tv channel on launch day which I thought was cool. They were also permbanned within the year for posting child pornography in FYAD because they were mad YCS got closed.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416433&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=49#post392489508 Check out this guy's rap sheet.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Oh wait is that Tails Butthole. lmao. drat... Memories as AF.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009


lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?),

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I saw your post where you were like Blow it out your arse. in anticipation of other people doing it and someone did it immediately after. 'Twas lit.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1354

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


The most "fun" I had in the game was when I picked up a turd from a toilet, then went to a mirror and admired myself and duke said "I'm bringing sexy back", while still holding the turd in his hand.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lol :(

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gently caress the stupid pinball machine. I got the 300,000 ego boost, but no way will I get the 1mil trophy. I got the ultra combo once, then, as usual, the ball just flung itself through everything and straight down the chute at 850,000.

I can't believe the QA team signed off on "Yeah the pinball machine works okay." Why the gently caress does it use a low rez version of the table when you're playing, but super high rez when you stand on it and crouch? gently caress this console port.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

After get really really pissed off at the pinball machine for about 40 mins, I moved on.

This game is actually pretty good, I like that Duke talks constantly. All I want is to just shoot monsters constantly and have Duke swearing loudly.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009

lmao at "Particularly depraved porn".

autistic cum slut posted:

I do wonder how many of the people in this thread who are so quick to parade their vehement anti-sexist stance find themselves watching far worse things happening in particularly depraved porn and feel odd, conflicted thoughts as they try to convince themselves that they don't enjoy it

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Aug 23, 2009

Wow I'm glad they wouldn't let me cancel my pre-order. This game loving rules. It doesn't play like halo or COD at all.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.

How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?

Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke?

Does he have the asperger's?

Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh?

Lmfao

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I came to interpret it as “who’s with me?” myself OP.

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