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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 05:08 |
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Kongming posted:Am I the only person who didn't interpret "Looks like you're... hosed." as a rape joke at all? The humor is in that it sounds like Duke is about to crack wise, but then simply states that they are hosed. Making it into a joke about them getting raped is a huge stretch. lol
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:00 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:03 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:07 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:11 |
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lmfao good idea tho
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:14 |
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Kongming posted:Just want to say that I have no intention of relinquishing my Duke's Bros tag. Duke Nukem Forever or not, I wear my colors proud. You jokers can have your Serious Sam tags. Kongming posted:Bonus: That was posted by Tail's Butthole Guy loll
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:25 |
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the serious sam gang tag is still named duketag.png
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:26 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:30 |
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Kongming posted:You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got. hahahah
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 06:48 |
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In Training posted:Tfw you don't know what the Vancouver riots are but you're reading the DNF thread in 2020
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:09 |
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Wormskull posted:Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?),
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 07:43 |
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Wormskull posted:Almost all the biggest Duke Bros were eventually banned for being nazis and pedophiles.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:40 |
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Kongming posted:No. Just no.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:40 |
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the 1-2 punch of axemaniac encouraging these insane posts and then zorak probating people who agreed with axe too hard was badass
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:42 |
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Thank you, Axe, for speaking for those without stars who dare not speak, lest they probated for counterhating the haters. Duke speaks through his prophet Axe. We speak through Axe. The Duke Bros. hierarchy is a well oiled machine, like the Catholic church.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:48 |
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In Training posted:Guy who loves Duke Nukem Forever, the Suikoden series, the oeuvre of Hironobu Sakaguchi and HATES the Wii U. picturing this guy begrudgingly buying a wii u for xenoblade chronicles x and riding the bob rollercoaster so hard his neck snaps
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:52 |
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Kongming posted:Lol jesus christ
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:52 |
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TWO WEEKS LATER WHAT THE gently caress
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:53 |
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If I could find a way to combine this with my Awesome Physics® demo I whipped up where the physics engine would tweak the path of objects for the coolest result, we could make the coolest Three Stooges FPS ever.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 23:21 |
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Xarbala posted:Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold. my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 14:17 |
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In Training posted:We should crowdfund a Duke Nukem Forever spiritual successor . 1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah 2025: Duke Nukem Forever 2 Plutonium Edition comes with a true-to-life model of Oprah's uterus, so you can recreate the scene where the aliens force Duke to tear it out
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 21:58 |
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its ok because duke didnt want to do it
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 22:00 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 02:34 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 14:56 |
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awesome
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 05:30 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:16 |
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his party was a hit
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