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ili
Jul 26, 2003

MR. PRIME MINISTER by Roger Hargreaves

I hear Jose ate Blow's loaf.

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Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005



ili posted:

I hear Jose ate Blow's loaf.

How can you know what turns your crank if you havenít taken a few steamy loafs in your time

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



Dr. Garbanzo posted:

As someone who spent quite a bit of time making bread at tafe I know which loaf I’d rather eat and it’s not yours blow

GBS Australia > The bread wars

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


Simultaneously the lamest and coolest Lucasarts property

Edit:
baggette sabers
Darth levenus
Cottage loaf shaped droidekas

Jestery fucked around with this message at 23:23 on May 17, 2020

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018



I hate yeast it gets everywhere

DumbparameciuM
Feb 23, 2015

TOASTIN CONES AND BLASTIN FOES
LOWER HOUSE | LOWER SIXTH


DumbparameciuM posted:

Blow is a dog stinkyhole

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

The loving neighbours upstairs decided now was a perfect time to renovate their bathroom, thanks fuckhead. I've been listening to what sounds like a small jackhammer run since about 7:45am and that poo poo carries through the structure

I tell ya what, it sure makes working from home hard
Even the noise cancelling headphones don't completely block it out and seeing as I got an message from Auspost saying I have a delivery due, I can't keep em on all day and at full volume

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

As someone who spent quite a bit of time making bread at tafe I know which loaf Iíd rather eat and itís not yours blow

Would you be so kind as to post your bread recipe? For real.

DumbparameciuM posted:

Blow is a dog stinkyhole

I just recycled 360 (nice number btw) of Coopers bottles. $36

well why not
Feb 9, 2009



just found out im likley to be WFH krew for another six months, loving killer poo poo lmao

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I hate yeast it gets everywhere

I baked them. I baked them all. They've risem, every single one of them. And not just the cobs, but the breadsticks and the rye loaf, too. They're like appetisers, and I baked them like dough. I ATE THEM.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

The tradies upstairs have started hammering pretty well directly overhead now, this is hosed
Definitely working in the office as much as possible

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

McSpergin posted:

The tradies upstairs have started hammering pretty well directly overhead now, this is hosed
Definitely working in the office as much as possible

Do you live near the cemetery?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Blow posted:

Do you live near the cemetery?

Like within a K or so I guess yeah

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Soiled Meat

McSpergin posted:

Like within a K or so I guess yeah

That hammering isn't tradesmen, it's all the skeletons from the graveyard



ur hosed sorry mate.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Pogo sticks are awesome!


Blow posted:

Would you be so kind as to post your bread recipe? For real.
All of the recipes I ever used where written down in a book along with the rest of the recipes I'd picked up from different restaurants and it disappeared at some point along the way. It might be stashed in a box somewhere but I kinda miss not having the book

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



ABC news is reporting that NSW students will be returning to school full-time starting next Monday. I wonder what the teachers' union will have to say about that.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05...monday/12260252

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

Little lunch or morning tea were fairly widely used at least in central Queensland where he and I grew up

Recess is an American term

CQ represent!

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Pogo sticks are awesome!


Lolie posted:

ABC news is reporting that NSW students will be returning to school full-time starting next Monday. I wonder what the teachers' union will have to say about that.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05...monday/12260252

hahahahaha. The federation will continue to be the useless dickbags they've been the entire time that teachers have been dragged over the coals since this whole thing started. The first I heard of any plans was the media reports and while I had my sucpisions that things where going to go back to normal after the education ministers rumblings over the weekend a week is not enough time to put anything into place. We've been told classrooms are safe as houses on one side of the coing yet on the other as soon as they leave your room they are expected to follow strict social distancing measures.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dr. Garbanzo posted:

hahahahaha. The federation will continue to be the useless dickbags they've been the entire time that teachers have been dragged over the coals since this whole thing started. The first I heard of any plans was the media reports and while I had my sucpisions that things where going to go back to normal after the education ministers rumblings over the weekend a week is not enough time to put anything into place. We've been told classrooms are safe as houses on one side of the coing yet on the other as soon as they leave your room they are expected to follow strict social distancing measures.

But we all know children cannot catch the virus!

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Pogo sticks are awesome!


Humphreys posted:

But we all know children cannot catch the virus!

according to the government yes but teenagers are also known for their personal hygiene skills and restraint when it comes to coughing sneezing or picking thier nose and eating it which I have seen happen in my workshop right before they picked up a saw used by others but ymmv

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Humphreys posted:

CQ represent!

Which part? Visible Stink and myself are both bundy boys (imagine it said in a dero accent)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

Which part? Visible Stink and myself are both bundy boys (imagine it said in a dero accent)

So you're fake CQ. I just moved back to Rocky.

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007
Evans, where's that package from Earth?

Blow posted:

out of his own rear end like usual

Like I'm going to take any kind of life advice from some rear end in a top hat who strokes it watching Good Times and The Cosby Show

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Humphreys posted:

So you're fake CQ. I just moved back to Rocky.

According to the internet CQ is from about Mackay to Hervey Bay

I think I've only ever been up to Rocky once or twice, we picked up a mate's car there once

Gladstone more so, because a friend of ours lived up there.

Tbh they're all much of a muchness and if you weren't from the region you'd see much of the same between most of the cities. Smaller regional towns with gently caress all to do

There's a reason there's a high rate of teen pregnancies lmao

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



Think I might restock the cupboards and freezer this week before there's an explosion of new covid cases and people start hoarding again.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



For some reason the only stock the local Woolies is constantly out of is paper towels.

I doubt we'll see an explosion of new cases but it can't hurt to stock up.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


Lolie posted:

Think I might restock the cupboards and freezer this week before there's an explosion of new covid cases and people start hoarding again.

Good plan, I might do the same

Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007



I discovered over the weekend that you can do pork belly in an air fryer.
Came up a treat

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Drint Blasters posted:

I discovered over the weekend that you can do pork belly in an air fryer.
Came up a treat


That looks the goods

I have pretty much enough to last me another lockdown in terms of dry goods, probably enough spices and tomato pastes etc to do the same. It would basically just be fresh stuff I'd need to keep on top of

Toilet paper I'm good as well, I got a 24 pack from who gives a crap recently that I'm yet to open (last roll of my last pack just went onto the holder) and they're double length so based on usage that'll last me 4-6 months

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



Been missing our local Chinese place that does Sichuan fusion so I've been trying my hand at flash fried cumin lamb this week.



It's so fucken good

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Taking a math course over Open Universities Australia for the next six months, got all my uni stuff sorted except for math, which is fine because I don't remember poo poo, seems to mostly be year 11 and 12 stuff combined into one course, I'll smash it with the help of my friend Sal Khan from Khan Academy.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Caesar Saladin posted:

...Sal Khan from Khan Academy.

That's what I was using when I was thinking of going back to uni.
He's awesome

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



Khan Academy is the sole reason I passed Classical Control, good poo poo.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Sal Khan taught me statistics much better than my business statistics professor did. He just seems to be able to make everything understandable, he's a very skilled communicator.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


My pet peeve at work is co-workers not being willing to learn basic (yr 7-yr 10 ) subject matter. Or brushing off their deficit in science by saying " oh I'm more English brained"

Like , we are specialised high school support staff. Maybe if you find year 8 probability insurmountable, spend half an hour watching some videos on it and do some scratch pad doodling on a lunch break

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Pogo sticks are awesome!


Jestery posted:

My pet peeve at work is co-workers not being willing to learn basic (yr 7-yr 10 ) subject matter. Or brushing off their deficit in science by saying " oh I'm more English brained"

Like , we are specialised high school support staff. Maybe if you find year 8 probability insurmountable, spend half an hour watching some videos on it and do some scratch pad doodling on a lunch break

best thing that ever walked into my workshop was the retired tool maker who became a learning support dude. He was the first one in a while that was good during prac classes and didn't just support the kid he was there to support but also the rest of the class. He copes with the other classes even if they aren't his favourite.
The vision support teacher I have in a different class is also great cause the kid doesn't really want her to be there but she does her absolute best to help out the kids in whatever way she can.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Our learning support bloke for manual arts was this guy in probably his 40s that walked around in footy shorts and there was a rumour he was from prison but he was pretty good on the tools

Part of me has considered doing some sort of technical education later in life but we'll see where that goes

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Same. I wasted half of my life perusing a tertiary education and developing an apparently in demand high level varied skill set in the sciences. But now I think I'm finally ready to spend a year or two getting certified to earn a living wage with stable working hours and reliable employment in the trades. I wish I was being sarcastic but gently caress this stupid job market.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



Was on the FB page for my grandson's school last night and some parents are seriously pissed off over the decision for full-time attendance to resume next week. I can't say I blame them when no explanation has been given for rolling it forward by almost two months. I expect there'll be a high rate of absenteeism.

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Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Pogo sticks are awesome!


Thereís been nothing of any description from the department either. All we as teachers have to work on atm is the announcement from Gladys and co yesterday. Itís gonna be a poo poo show and half but itís also very much to be expected seeing as teachers have become a political football to kick around.
Iíll be really amazed if a bunch of teachers donít end up leaving the profession after the dust settles and I wouldnít blame them for it at all.

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