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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

G*** C**** to be transformed into a demilitarised zone

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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Just chiming in to say that work is a curse upon the soul and also Blow is a dog oval office TYVM.

tardwrangler posted:

unblocked a rootbound sewer line and let out about 2 weeks worth of plop down the driveway.
Im having smoko and cleaning the poo poo from undr my nails while I work out phase 2

More like Turdwrangler

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Infinitum posted:

*borders off the rest of Australia*

My fellow West Australians, our long national nightmare is over.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


ODESZA + Golden Features + Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs = Welcome to my Hottest 100 Top 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA30VTwMO4k

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
What about a hydrophobic spray for your dog so that they don't get wet when it rains?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


hambeet posted:

Okay SE qld can remain free then.

But thats just the sneaky NSW fucks coming over the border.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010


It feels bizarre and wrong for us to be doing so much better than the rest of the country. We're gonna get an outbreak of flesh eating disease or something.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I picked a really great city to move to.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I picked a really great city to move to.

Melbourne is currently Darkest Timeline

https://i.imgur.com/BpuoDsb.mp4

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Tokamak posted:

G*** C**** to be transformed into a demilitarised zone

bugs_bunny_sawing_off_queensland.gif

ili
Jul 26, 2003

That would be so good, Victorians can't swim.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I picked a really great city to move to.

My nephew moved from Perth to Melbourne last year.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Its funny that people think that bugs bunny gif is about bugs removing qld from the rest of Australia when its actually about removing the rest of Australia from qld

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

australia wins either way.

ili
Jul 26, 2003

Visible Stink posted:

It’s funny that people think that bugs bunny gif is about bugs removing qld from the rest of Australia when it’s actually about removing the rest of Australia from qld

100%

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i kid.

qld is a nice place.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

for a holiday.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
thaiday jacking qld off of australia is fiercly erotic and i'm here for it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Desperately attempting to make it to freedom by swimming across the mighty Murray River

https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/1280102443091722241

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

lol no one is that desperate to swim the murray

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

throwing flash bangs at kids on a rope swing

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

hambeet posted:

throwing flash bangs at kids on a rope swing

I'm taping fire crackers to my feet and wearing a wing suit

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Would they even need to swim? couldnt they just walk across? I thought the murray was hosed.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Use the dead fish as a bridge

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Jestery posted:

I'm taping carp to my feet and wearing a barnaby joyce suit

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


:master:

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i'm unclear why qld doesn't simply claim the tweed by right of conquest and fill it with mines

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

i'm unclear why qld doesn't simply claim the tweed by right of conquest and fill it with mines

No coal in the tweed

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Visible Stink posted:

No coal in the tweed

The only thing in the tweed is drug hosed hippies who are scared of 5G and vaccinations

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My dad and his misso live in the tweed and are hippies scared of 5g

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
5g causes gigantism

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Balkanize the tweed

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Theres already an ubiquitous kind of radiation in the terraherts range that will burn your skin if exposed too long. Its called sunshine :smug:

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Going back down to 1g to be safe

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

McSpergin posted:

The only thing in the tweed is drug hosed hippies who are scared of 5G and vaccinations

That's the whole northern rivers region.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

are both states barred from travel or is NSW allowed to enter Victoria?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Isaac posted:

Theres already an ubiquitous kind of radiation in the terraherts range that will burn your skin if exposed too long. Its called sunshine :smug:

never seen or heard it, sounds like some made up poo poo tbh

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Lolie posted:

My nephew moved from Perth to Melbourne last year.

I arrived in 2019 as well. And I bought an off the plan apartment in a high density area in February. Thought living near South Yarra station would be great for my commute.

I'm also a technically temporary resident (five year renewable visa) and will probably be deported when the xenophobia ramps up after JobKeeper ends.

Really am a lucky guy.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lolie posted:

That's the whole northern rivers region.

Thanks for correcting it

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Oh no I owe all my money to the tax man

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