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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Good news week loving sucked though holy poo poo. Like every single Australian panel comedy show since then, no matter how ok it was, has the stink of the gnw format on it. The worst episodes are when they have comedians as guests because now you have 4-5 people trying to step on each other rather than just 3.
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May 17, 2020 04:19
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gently caress me. Weekend one of reduced restrictions and Leura looks like it did in the past times. Looks like a bunch of dumb arses have decided to make a day trip to the mountains. I'm fully expecting we'll see a cluster with no known starting point right soon. I'll have to make sure I stay at home for the time being to keep me safe
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May 17, 2020 04:31
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McSpergin posted:Did anyone else have to watch behind the news at primary school BTN is how I learned Richard Morecroft adopted baby bats and was wearing them in a pouch under his shirt while presenting the news GNW rocked on abc
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May 17, 2020 05:24
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Cooker seems to think he's bought a coffee table, rather than plans I've tried to outline to him several times that he just bought plans (who the gently caress would make a coffee table at a several thousand percentage loss!?) His last email said "I don't care what material I just want a table to be delivered to my house" It's so loving hard to be polite to people like that but I used some craftily formatted emails (bold and underlined) to try get the point across
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May 17, 2020 07:34
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Just reply “you bought the wrong thing. If you want a refund I will do it. Please do not contact for any other reason ”
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May 17, 2020 08:02
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Just 3D print the table and send him that
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May 17, 2020 08:07
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do you have match sticks
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May 17, 2020 08:10
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Send him a P-P-P-Powerbook as a form of an apology.
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May 17, 2020 08:21
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BTN loving ruled. It was basically a scheduled 30 min skive-off sesh every Wednesday after little lunch
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May 17, 2020 08:24
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lol one of the local Italian restaurants has reopened, and there's a minimum $75 PER PERSON spend if you want to eat in. Dreamin'
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Infinitum posted:lol one of the local Italian restaurants has reopened, and there's a minimum $75 PER PERSON spend if you want to eat in. Sadly thats the fact of whats happening. Many places will go backrupt sooner if they have to be fully opened with the restrictions.
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May 17, 2020 09:27
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the local pub dude gets so emotional and says thank you so meaningfully when we order takeaway from him
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May 17, 2020 09:49
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Humphreys posted:Sadly thats the fact of whats happening. Many places will go backrupt sooner if they have to be fully opened with the restrictions. The local Chinese is so busy with take-aways you basically have to order 3 hours before you want it due to the queue. There's def a couple of local shops I want to start giving business back to, but $75 per person is a laugh. Just do take-away.
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Caesar Saladin posted:the local pub dude gets so emotional and says thank you so meaningfully when we order takeaway from him Same here, my pub does some amazing meals for $10
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May 17, 2020 10:04
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well why not posted:Just reply “you bought the wrong thing. If you want a refund I will do it. Please do not contact for any other reason ” I basically told him to gently caress off without explicitly saying gently caress off. You chose this thing specifically and if you didn't read the ad you hosed up He kept asking when the table was going to show up and I'm like "what table?" The whole time If he wants a refund he can do it through Etsy but if he couldn't work out that this wasn't a physical table I don't think a refund will be asked for lmao
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May 17, 2020 10:32
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Pictured: me writing the email https://youtu.be/Rv7GT9HsJZc
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May 17, 2020 10:33
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I did my first twice proofed bread ,IE mix ingredients, proof, knead , shape , rise, cook I forgot to slash it , but I'm pretty happy non the less 
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May 17, 2020 11:04
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Jestery posted:I did my first twice proofed bread ,IE mix ingredients, proof, knead , shape , rise, cook New gang tag, pyrolux gang
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May 17, 2020 11:12
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Unleavened fo' lyfe.
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May 17, 2020 11:36
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Visible Stink posted:BTN loving ruled. It was basically a scheduled 30 min skive-off sesh every Wednesday after little lunch d-do... do you mean... recess?
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Zazi posted:d-do... do you mean... recess? Little lunch or morning tea were fairly widely used at least in central Queensland where he and I grew up Recess is an American term
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May 17, 2020 12:42
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It was play lunch when I was a kid. Also I had to plan lessons around btn clips on my most recent teaching placement.
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May 17, 2020 12:48
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McSpergin posted:Little lunch or morning tea were fairly widely used at least in central Queensland where he and I grew up Yep it was little lunch and big lunch when I was a lad, still is here in Brissie. Recess sounds like something a great big fat oval office of a seppo would say.
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May 17, 2020 12:51
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it was called Recess & Lunch at my little canberra primary school
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May 17, 2020 12:55
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My mind is boggled. It's like standing next to the sun. I can't comprehend it.
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May 17, 2020 13:01
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Fucken recess my arse. Bloody southerners.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj357ApxDLE
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Humphreys posted:8 out of 10 cats is by far the superior panel show. That Rachel Riley 
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Jestery posted:I did my first twice proofed bread ,IE mix ingredients, proof, knead, jerk, shape, rise, cook Are you hanging from the roof? Strange angle. Garlic & Parmesan Bread my dude.   Infinitum posted:Send him a P-P-P-Powerbook as a form of an apology. I remember watching P-P-P-Powerbook in real-time. Good times. Blow fucked around with this message at 14:38 on May 17, 2020 |
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May 17, 2020 14:24
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Lube Enthusiast posted:It was called Recess & Lunch at my little Canberra primary school Same dude. Recess is a thing. Possibly geocentric. 
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May 17, 2020 14:30
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I've been noticing more Americanisms sneaking into Australian vocab and tbh it makes me kinda annoyed. Not as annoyed as when my cousin's kid talks with a Seppo accent because he spends way too much time watching American YouTubers and I think is also on the spectrum somewhere
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May 17, 2020 15:35
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I came back from overseas with like, a 60% american accent and it took about 2 years to wear off, my siblings made fun of me so much. I had to actively work on saying Mum instead of Mom, luckily i am cured now.
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I would too tbh To be fair I could see somewhere like Adelaide using recess because they have all sorts of dumb names for poo poo like potato cakes and fritz (please stop) Also if you call cocktail franks anything other than Cheerios you're being weird If you call them little boys you're a sex pest
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May 17, 2020 15:37
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McSpergin posted:Also if you call cocktail franks anything other than Cheerios you're being weird Wtf is this nonsense
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Jestery posted:I did my first twice proofed bread ,IE mix ingredients, proof, knead , shape , rise, cook Hey dude, Your bread looks like poo poo. No offence. I am being nice.  Go to Woolworths or Coles or whatever and buy some yeast. I got a can of 280gm instant yeast for $4.20. Boil kettle. Put 100ml of hot water and 300ml of cold water in a jug and add 3 teaspoons of yeast and a teaspoon of sugar. Stir & wait for a bit. Weigh out about ½ kilo of plain flour into bowl and add 2 teaspoons of salt. Attach dough hook to mixmaster. Add 2 teaspoons of Extra Virgin Olive Oil to the bubbling yeast mixture. Make a small hollow in the flour and pour the now activated yeast mixture in.  Add 2 teaspoon of crushed garlic.Turn on mixmaster to low setting and "knead" for 10 mins. Add more plain flour/Coopers Sparkling Ale if so desired to alter consistency. Put dough in bowl, warm place, cover with damp cloth. Allow to rise for 1 hour. Remove dough. Lightly flour bench. De-gas the dough (smack it around). Form into thin rectangle and cover surface with Parmesan Cheese. Roll it up. Cut into 3 pieces and stretch and plait and grease (oil) tin (silicon) and let the loaf double in size. Cook in oven. I figure you can work it out from here? E: 220°C for about 30 mins. Blow fucked around with this message at 16:43 on May 17, 2020 |
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May 17, 2020 16:01
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Them’s fighting words.
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Blow posted:Hey dude, Strong words from a man who thinks 90° is a Blow posted:Strange angle.
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May 17, 2020 21:05
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As someone who spent quite a bit of time making bread at tafe I know which loaf I’d rather eat and it’s not yours blow
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