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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Non Compos Mentis posted:

In a shocking turn of events, NVJ is the bride

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Non Compos Mentis posted:

In a shocking turn of events, NVJ is the bride, the celebrant, and the assitant photographer and DJ. Turbans. Turbans everywhere.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Guess who's back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6DTGcTvGdk

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Conducting a ritual with Bert Newton’s death mask

Is it a stand in for the moon?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

*sniff*

gently caress yeah

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

Oh poo poo, congrats.

Wish you all the happy years together.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
bit weird to walk down the aisle to i wanna gently caress you like an animal but who am i to judge

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb0amvaYM44

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This country is all back to front and going to hell in a handbasket. You can't buy pre-mixed mint and yoghurt dip (unless you can?) for 20 different brands of naan bread they sell anymore, you have to make it yourself.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

i'm really hyped but also part of me is disappointed because my first thought was "agro?"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This country is all back to front and going to hell in a handbasket. You can't buy pre-mixed mint and yoghurt dip (unless you can?) for 20 different brands of naan bread they sell anymore, you have to make it yourself.

its my job to unmix it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

i'm really hyped but also part of me is disappointed because my first thought was "agro?"

Agro is still working, he's got a live show coming up in Rockhampton: https://www.seeitlive.com.au/What%E2%80%99s-On/AgroUpLate2024

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Non Compos Mentis posted:

its my job to unmix it

Are you NVJ?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
why isnt there a meat pie or a potato scallop or chiko roll emoji yet?

ili posted:

Are you NVJ?

shut up, do you want to get me banned?

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Jestery posted:

Well lovely people

I'm getting married today

Grats Jestery. Be sure to have a few moments for you and your bride to have together. It's never ending half finishing convos, so make sure you both get a breather!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the bride was a long con to get a hold of his account so we can finally unban NVJ

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Is it a stand in for the moon?

(trying to hold shut closet filled to bursting with Good Morning Australia xxx parody set pieces)

Oh uh yeah haha yeah that t-the moon thing.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
and now heres Moira

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Non Compos Mentis posted:

its my job to unmix it

You're a son of a bitch but god damnit you do one hell of a job!

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

🚨 The fact is, at this very moment Jestery is consummating his marriage. And everyone here, whether you’re a ausgbs regular or a lurker, needs to raise their hands and send him energy \o/. Please 🚨

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
we are wishing that he finishes prematurely right?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Putting energy into the energy ball that he gets pegged

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
man ming na wen in street fighter is sure something

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




the legionnaires cap stays ON

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
Jestery, may your lacy sex sarong be a flappin while the marriage beds a slappin

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


No mods
No masters

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004





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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Congrats Jestery! I'm glad to hear NVJ remembered which ring was the wedding ring and which was the half-finished Ring Pop he got from Dreamworld back in '97.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Nicely done, hope you had an awesome time and now you are obliged by Australian law to drink VB and watch the footy while lookin for yer durries.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Cut your nails you derro

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
up and down like a grooms sarong

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Lube Enthusiast posted:

🚨 The fact is, at this very moment Jestery is consummating his marriage. And everyone here, whether you’re a ausgbs regular or a lurker, needs to raise their hands and send him energy \o/. Please 🚨

arm sore, when do we stop?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
that 'dom hanging out of your bum when you woke up?
NVJ claiming his prima nocta

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Take this noctussy NVJ

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Cut your nails you derro

how'd you expect to finger bang your new wife with them claws goddamn she's gonna be all cut up inaide

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Lotta opinions on nail length itt rn

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
always file in the same direction, not back and forth

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