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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Which one of you derailed the train at the Big Pineapple?

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 07:49 on May 18, 2021

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ili
Jul 26, 2003


Infinitum posted:

Which one of you detailed the train at the Big Pineapple?

Dunno but NVJ was their assistant.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Infinitum posted:

Which one of you detailed the train at the Big Pineapple?
Yep I made it look really good

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


bowmore posted:

Yep I made it look really good

:argh:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
I thought you were joking but loving lol

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

NVJ is the apprentice to the bloke who hangs under the train and holds it onto the rails at the big pineapple

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Infinitum posted:

Which one of you derailed the train at the Big Pineapple?

I do know one big wanker that was there today. Wouldn't surprise me.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Probably one of those big beetles.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Japanese funk and soul is surprisingly awesome

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Laserface posted:

Japanese funk and soul is surprisingly awesome

I'm big into Toconoma and TRI4TH

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jestery posted:

I thought you were joking but loving lol



I would never lie about train crime

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Schneider Inside Her posted:

I'm big into Toconoma and TRI4TH

https://youtu.be/Dryr5OdSBqA

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Infinitum posted:

Which one of you derailed the train at the Big Pineapple?
One of my underlings lives up that way and works on heritage rail so I'm suspecting it was him.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

my brother says that if you use the last of the toilet paper, the next person to poop should fill it up but i think if you use the last square you should be the one to refill the toilet paper

I am obviously correct in this right?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
You have a responsibility to restore a bathroom to a usable state for the next person

This includes scrubbing skidmarks, restocking toilet paper, and lighting candle/air fresher

:c00lbutt:

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I've got these fancy post-poo drops to put in the toilet but they make the water look like you've done a murky, dehydrated piss. Does smell nice though.

Granite Octopus
Jun 24, 2008

Last to use should definitely replace. Much more convenient to find out you’ve run out of toilet paper then, than mid-poo poo later.

Also I’ve neve really understood air fresheners. just open the window/door and it’s gone in like 30 seconds, compared to the loving hotbox I walk into when someone seals it up like an evil tomb waiting to be cracked open

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
People who deliberately face the loo roll flap inwards towards the wall - actual psychopaths or just poor upbringing?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Aware posted:

People who deliberately face the loo roll flap inwards towards the wall - actual psychopaths or just poor upbringing?

Both.

Redvenom
Jun 17, 2003
I also owe BunnyX :10Bux:
What about someone who fits a toilet roll holder that sticks out from the wall at 90 degrees?

What would then happen if you had the paper flap facing away from you

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
gently caress trigger warning that poo poo man. I can't even deal.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Caesar Saladin posted:

my brother says that if you use the last of the toilet paper, the next person to poop should fill it up but i think if you use the last square you should be the one to refill the toilet paper

I am obviously correct in this right?

If you have spare rolls next to the toilet (and you should) then it's acceptable to leave it for the next person to replace it on the hanger. If you put the last roll out though, you should refill the spares.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Bill Posters posted:

If you have spare rolls next to the toilet (and you should) then it's acceptable to leave it for the next person to replace it on the hanger. If you put the last roll out though, you should refill the spares.

no. if there is no paper on the roll fuckin replace it

Big Willy Style fucked around with this message at 23:55 on May 18, 2021

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Granite Octopus posted:

Last to use should definitely replace. Much more convenient to find out you’ve run out of toilet paper then, than mid-poo poo later.

Also I’ve neve really understood air fresheners. just open the window/door and it’s gone in like 30 seconds, compared to the loving hotbox I walk into when someone seals it up like an evil tomb waiting to be cracked open

With the door shut the stink goes out the tiny window rather than wafting through the house. The spray is just in case someone needs to jump in straight after you.
Maybe my digestive system makes a mockery of leaving the door open, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
If you don't replace the roll it drives me nutty

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
If you're in Melbourne, the Exhibition buildings vaccination hub is taking walk-ins and giving the AZ vaccine to whoever turns up, whether they're in a currently eligible group or not.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

They're exhuming the Taman Shud guy live on breakfast tv

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Lolie posted:

If you're in Melbourne, the Exhibition buildings vaccination hub is taking walk-ins and giving the AZ vaccine to whoever turns up, whether they're in a currently eligible group or not.

The narrative has really shifted from "kill all queue jumpers" to "we're worried about vaccine hesitancy so please just come and get it"

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

EoinCannon posted:

The narrative has really shifted from "kill all queue jumpers" to "we're worried about vaccine hesitancy so please just come and get it"

The messaging has been awful and there have been so many fuckups that a whole lot of people who would happily have had the vaccine back in February don't trust the government about anything to do with covid now.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Big Willy Style posted:

no. if there is no paper on the roll fuckin replace it

Nah gently caress that. As long as you don't have to awkwardly shuffle anywhere with your strides around your ankles to get more what difference does it make?

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Bill Posters posted:

Nah gently caress that. As long as you don't have to awkwardly shuffle anywhere with your strides around your ankles to get more what difference does it make?

tell me you never got off your mum's tit without telling me you never got off your mum's tit

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I'm way too busy on your mum's tit mate.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Thank you, I knew I was correct and he was too stubborn to acquiesce and go down to get more rolls. Shameful behaviour.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Just don't flush, let the next person do it, who cares

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Do those of you who won't replace the toilet paper rely on other people to clean the toilet, too?

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

lol, do you leave a passive aggressive note on the roll saying "please replace next time!".

The issue is running out of paper mid poo poo. If there's paper at hand why would I care if the person before me has put one on the hanger?

If you don't have a supply of spares within reach then you're living your life from one roll to the next and need to get your poo poo together imo.

Aware posted:

People who deliberately face the loo roll flap inwards towards the wall

otoh this is violence.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

My brother just walked out and was like "Lol you better get some rolls next time!" and then we debated who's responsibility it was and he went and in his room and watched muscly men talk about bodybuilding on youtube.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Why even use a toilet, just let it fall where you plop, someone will clean it up eventually.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
I leave empty bottles of milk in the fridge but only if there is a full bottle to replace it.

signed

21st century man

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Caesar Saladin posted:

My brother just walked out and was like "Lol you better get some rolls next time!" and then we debated who's responsibility it was and he went and in his room and watched muscly men talk about bodybuilding on youtube.

That wasn't directed at you BTW. You're absolutely correct. You should always make sure there is paper for next person. I just don't give poo poo if it's on the hanger or somewhere else within reach.

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