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Isaac posted:Now im rich and successful Wanna buy me some tyres?
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Got on a plane yesterday and and you couldn't even see the ground cause of the smoke or dust or whatever. Just a weird brown blob underneath the normal white clouds stretching on forever.
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Jan 24, 2020 08:28
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You can't fall off rollerblades so the rule obviously doesn't apply
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Jan 26, 2020 11:19
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Boosting home from the pub in my heelys; immune to the law.
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Jan 26, 2020 13:47
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tardwrangler posted:years ago someone lopped the nuts off the Rocky bull statue Pretend I posted a real good photo shop of that Simpsons episode where they cut that statues head off here
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Jan 28, 2020 19:27
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Caesar Saladin posted:its like asking someone to do their own plumbing.  I used to do my own on the septic Sunday and it'd cost me $60 or so in materials Gonna start doing the WC I think now as well seeing as it's out of warranty. Just gonna go to plumbers for stuff that I can't do I know it's due for some new faucets soon and the seat is making a bit of a squeak so I reckon it'll be a good time to check the flange and U-bend
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Jan 30, 2020 08:04
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Just bang some caustic down the pipes and give it a bit of a plunge
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Jan 30, 2020 09:34
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Isaac posted:Pissing in a bottle while driving is real hard. Not a move to tey for the first time in a high pressure environment A key factor when pissing while driving is getting something like a chocolate milk or iced coffee with a wide neck so you can get a good knob-to-rim seal with little effort. If you've only got a thin-necked coke or water bottle (or even worse; a can), it's a lot more work to ensure everything's aligned and its probably worth just pulling over. Disposing of your piss jugs considerately is also important.
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Feb 2, 2020 13:30
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Isaac posted:I could buy like.. 80 tyres That's at least one for everyone here
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Feb 5, 2020 23:41
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Why does Sichuan pepper numb your mouth but not your B-hole?
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Feb 14, 2020 06:40
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I went to a thing where Frank's Red Hot was doing a promotion, they were giving out bottles of sauce and had a photobooth you could pose in. I thought it would be funny to get in the booth and neck the bottle during the four photos. I succeeded and both the photos and the reactions of the staff where great. It really hosed up my guts and I had to go home. It wasn't worth it.
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Feb 21, 2020 03:18
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Best job I ever had was in the ourdoor furniture section of Bunnings and nothing has ever come close to topping that sweet time in my life
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Feb 29, 2020 03:47
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I'm in the US in a legal weed state but apparently all the dispensaries sell out as soon as they open and I have very mixed emotions about this
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Feb 29, 2020 05:15
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Please don't gently caress the moths
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Feb 29, 2020 19:58
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I'm in the States for a conference and everyone keeps holding out their hands to shake, despite 50 Chinese exhibitors not attending, and its way to awkward to just not go with it so I'm probably coming home full of virus. I won't gently caress your grandma for a week or so out of professional courtesy
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Mar 5, 2020 01:48
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I dropped my sunnies in a pub toilet
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Mar 16, 2020 02:02
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I scored a 10 kilo bag of flour the other week and I've nearly gone through it all, only enough left for a little loaf
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Apr 26, 2020 01:43
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I've started wearing coveralls at work and now I've pretty much gotta get undressed to poop
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May 20, 2020 01:46
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A bunch of ants appear to have set up shop in my work key board over the weekend. I feel this says more about my lifestyle choices than it does about the ant's
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May 26, 2020 01:05
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This is my work coffee setup:
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May 28, 2020 05:36
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Where am I gonna post about my poops now? 
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Jun 25, 2020 00:15
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What about a hydrophobic spray for your dog so that they don't get wet when it rains?
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Jul 6, 2020 09:19
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Just cooked schnitzel for the first time and the whole while I'm thinking about what a messy fuckin faff it is. But once I tasted it, it was all worth while. Schnitzel is delicious. There's a lot of good in this world even when it's poo poo outside. Stay safe fellas.
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Jul 8, 2020 07:45
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I spent too long in England and now I'm irreversibly damaged
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Jul 8, 2020 08:17
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When I first watched twister I freaked the gently caress out and started wearing a belt every day just in case
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Jul 20, 2020 10:35
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My mate recently got some goats and the cheese he's started making has changed my opinions of goat cheese forever, holy gently caress it's good The goats themselves are a real pack of rude cunts though
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Jul 24, 2020 08:53
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I sit down to piss when I'm in the comfort of my own home cause it gives me some time to relax. Not gonna pass any judgement but I wouldn't personally sit down to piss at a mechanics workshop mostly because I know how I treat the toilet in my own place of work
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Jul 29, 2020 10:14
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I just go piss on the lemon tree in the yard like god intended. I can't piss outside anymore cause the new dog will immediately stop what she's doing and attempt to charge directly into the stream
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Jul 30, 2020 02:08
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Does this look like a tomato plant? If so, it looks a lot healthier than all of the tomatoes I've ever tried to grow on purpose. Gonna eat some drain tomatoes 
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Jul 30, 2020 23:58
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Airstream Driver posted:The seller did a massive reno on the place and then lost their job and need to sell urgently (well this is the story the agent came up with). Former meth lab
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Aug 1, 2020 06:57
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Isaac posted:Hope the gyms dont get shut down again im tryin to get jacked DM me
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Aug 1, 2020 07:46
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NPR Journalizard posted:Do you know if using the anti fog stuff that scuba divers use works? Saliva? We would just spit in our goggles and rub it around, seemed to work
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Aug 6, 2020 02:41
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Issac, I'm aware your distilling days are behind you, but AliExpress is recommending me a bunch of real cheap pot stills with free shipping and I'm sorely tempted to give it a go. What do you recon about these? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000088898004.html https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33017692297.html Will I likely poison myself in a bad way?
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Aug 24, 2020 23:49
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Isaac posted:Pot stills keep alot of flavour which is good if you are doing dark spirits but it also means you gotta do multiple runs on each batch to strip out enough of the harsh flavours. I used a reflux still which strips out alot more stuff and is good for making vodka on the cheap Cheers, sounds like this might be the way to go for a newbie trying to make lovely whiskey.
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Aug 25, 2020 04:12
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My ex is on the Internet and wont stop posting about my teenage weiner
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Aug 30, 2020 00:04
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Odometer on my E-bike went past 2000 km on my commute to work this morning
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Sep 17, 2020 23:30
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Do a hot knife so it's harsh regardless
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Sep 18, 2020 07:01
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Unexpectedly poo poo myself a little bit while blowing my nose so now I'm real worried about this years hay-fever season
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Sep 22, 2020 03:29
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Can't rip a cone out of your ornamental vase in an emergency
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Sep 22, 2020 07:42
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If you spill sugar free fizz will ants still go for it?
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