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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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NSFW


https://twitter.com/Geeky_Sex_Toys/status/1215196594888421381?s=19



NSFW

:australia:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Picked a couple mangos yesterday and made a curry

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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BurgerQuest posted:

can we get a thread title with a little more oomph please

The ausgbs: A day in the capital is like smoking a pack of ciggies

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Rate my chop bowl lads



Operation Leafy greens sustainability continues well 15 plants now I think


I don't need any more, if anyone in the Brisbane area would like a cutting please let me know

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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There is a story I heard about a PE teacher who quit like 6 months into his job because he found the kids too attractive

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Aug 2, 2016

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McSpergin posted:

What uhhhh
What grade was he teaching?

There was a rumour one of the art teachers at my high school had some sort of inappropriate relationship with a year 12 girl at a previous school but idk how true that was

The story only informs high school

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Backyard shirtless drunk boxing matches broadcasted on YouTube let’s go boys our thread Mum needs us

*Bites into frozen orange slice as mouthguard*

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Going into lush is nasally too much for me

Just too many smellz

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Aug 2, 2016

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Here he sits broken hearted tried to poo poo and only farted

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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A man goes to the doctor

"Hey mate, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse, Can you help me out?"

To which the doctor responds

" Here I've got some cream"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Sir this is a Wendy's drive through

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I'm rebuilding a 3d printer at the moment and it's wild how much of a difference mental state makes

I remember tilting and being upset at the smallest thing a year or so ago

Now I'm chill spending a day or two on a problem and over coming it pretty easily

It's rad

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Can confirm

I have had to do this too in a state school classroom

Pretty funny

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I have a penis chili plant growing atm, he is a grower not a shower rn

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Gromit posted:

I can't even give mine away. Then again, my knob can't take the cap off a bottle so I'm not exactly top-tier.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I learnt that lentils can be made into a beer



Penis chili!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I ready about the "kratsky method" and am very excited to try it out

It's like a very chill hydroponic set up that need next time no monitoring

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Doin an IKEA with the missus

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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This one had some moments, one part has you sort of assembling the sides in a butterfly type fashion and you need to be paying attention to every little bit of the pictures

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Isaac posted:

Lets all get affiliate station mascot avatars

I call the SBS logo

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Aug 2, 2016

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Makin chutney

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Update, chutney is good

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Aug 2, 2016

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naeka posted:

everything in my yard is covered in orange gunk water god drat poo poo is hosed right now.

Same , but I imagine far less pleasent on your end

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Tag yourselves


Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Thank you kind avatar Saint

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Outrail posted:

More pics of native plants plz.

Dealing with invasive plants and animals is the only time an Aussie is allowed to be a xenophobic shithead so I say kill em all (starting with the roses, affection of imperialist scum each and every one of them).

I have a small bonsai garden of natives, I'll get some pics for you

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I found a local bongsnare



The bloody things run rampant round these parts and it's nice to see people so community minded to ethically trap them

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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ili posted:

Riding bikes is grouse even when you're not high. Some of my coolest scars are from bike riding.

Misso brought us both folding bikes and the nearest bunnings is just within range

I chucked a milk crate on the back of mine and do semi regular trips

And once a week we do our shopping with our bikes.

It's great

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Can confirm it applies to unicycles

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Aug 2, 2016

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Startup idea: Designated driver monkeys for your horse.

Bananr

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Honestly it should count as at least doubly as bad if not more so bc the missing wheel adds an exponentially harder balancing curve

But then maybe if you can prove you can ride a unicycle drunk you get the ok to ride something with one more wheel upto .010 or something

As someone with a lot of experience on a unicycle, it is far, far easier and safer than a bike

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Operation Leafy greens self sustainability is entering phase two

I have planted around 15-20 sambung plants in two troughs and a large growing pot this was more than sufficient to eat from 2-5 times a week

This was phase one and proof of concept





I observed that having them grow as large branches on long stakes is the most comfortable way to harvest and keep everything under control and easily assessable if there are any issues


Phase two is a more organised grow set up




6-10 buckets with long stakes and 3-5 plants per bucket

This should be a far more steady supply to draw from as needed


My end goal is to have a stir-fry growing in my backyard at all times

I currently have a large polystyrene container of spring onions and ginger growing to get a feel for how they grow.

I also have spring onions , silverbeet(for iron) and beans growing in a passive hydroponic system

Hopefully I can have a pretty good meal I can just harvest from or add too will little effort

If anyone has any ideas for non-seasonal fruiting type plants that would be rad

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Two mozzie coils hanging off a hills hoist

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Aug 2, 2016

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maxe posted:

ripper sunset this arv






I can literally see my ex-girlfriend's house in this

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Aug 2, 2016

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Megabound posted:

I saw a Channel Billed Cuckoo chilling in a tree outside my balcony this morning. I had to go to the internet to identify it as I didn't even know we had a native Cuckoo in Brissie.

They're the largest species of Cuckoo in the world and also the largest brood parasite.

:350:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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Barefoot bogan e-scooter gangs menacing the streets is my favourite thing about 2020

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

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I can respect a reading of lushsux work as a remixing the medium but not the meaning

Like there is a novelty of seeing a relevant meme on a wall, it could be political or even just du jour


However, he could do better

Sooner Zoomer bullshit is stale as gently caress

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