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Goons sure don't like koalas
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Jan 12, 2020 22:16
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We need to get rid of those old Anzac soc guys who keep removing its public holiday status due to everyone pissing up a storm in the 50's and not wanting a return to that.
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Jan 13, 2020 01:40
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Is Tangalooma an overdeveloped shithole now?
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Jan 13, 2020 02:16
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I used to go every year as a kid, poo poo went sour in the 90's. Went back to visit a cousin and her husband took us over in a boat, he caught this huge tuna. I had so many close encounters with sharks there, was snorkelling on the wrecks, and around that wharf, the restaurant used to dump garbage off the wharf People yelled at us to get out, tiger shark and hammerhead cruising around. Had a big wobbegong swim along side me. Got pretty close to a dugong. The worst bite I got in all those adventures, loving cormorant sliced right through my finger.
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Jan 13, 2020 02:37
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Driver will get a year off paid, with paid counselling
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Jan 13, 2020 14:04
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Dunno if it works like that, poor driver 
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Jan 13, 2020 21:31
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My computer teacher had Dolly Dunn for a teacher when he was a kid. He gave us a stern talking to about if anyone so much as looked at us funny to report it. His dad was also mistakenly assassinated at his front door. We had a substitute teacher named Gibbo, after afros cartoon connections Gibbo, he was portly and hairy, swell guy. He got accused of touching two girls at some other school. He hung himself. Turns out the girls made it up. Was around 1996 or so, googling and duckduckgo don't provide me with the story
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Jan 14, 2020 08:17
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It's a weird topic to bring up, but now that I think about it, Dieter Krauss our year five teacher was really handsy, he'd give the boys wedgies, he stayed the gently caress away from me, clearly I was too ugly.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:13
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Smoke Weetbix and fly Don't drink and drive smoke weed and fly, Snood while eating dangle berries Bumbaque steak
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Jan 14, 2020 12:17
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I always liked the Scotty beam me up shiiiiiii one
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Jan 14, 2020 14:48
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Kids these days just snort horse
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Jan 15, 2020 03:36
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Shoulda stuck to clowning
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Jan 15, 2020 08:08
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Had a big lightning storm earlier in Sydney, knocked the power out in a few burbs
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Jan 16, 2020 05:28
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If I lived in Canada I'd try and get a produce stall and live a letterkenny life
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Jan 17, 2020 11:43
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Had a really pretty visitor today, never knew they were even in Sydney. Rose-crowned fruit dove 
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Jan 17, 2020 12:03
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Dumbass bicycle delivery guy in the M5 tunnel causing chaos
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Jan 18, 2020 11:08
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In Sydney we just had Daryl Somers in blackface do mammy at 7 and you knew it was time for bed
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Jan 19, 2020 16:33
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Cos I worked 5 night shifts in a row at central,
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Jan 19, 2020 16:58
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Rad, a megastorm, two people got zeus'd
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Jan 20, 2020 06:21
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I think a cicada just pissed on me wtf They dump excess liquids to lighten themselves for a getaway, it's a very cicada thing.
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Jan 20, 2020 16:11
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Visiting the fuzzbum hospital in Port Macquarie this week. So many in isolation
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Jan 21, 2020 03:05
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Best sosso roll, wild rover in Sydney, Best bakery nationality, Viet Worst, chinese
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Jan 21, 2020 07:46
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Hidden small bar near Central.
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Jan 21, 2020 07:56
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Those new bikini that show off the rear end cheeks sure are something, whew
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Jan 21, 2020 08:02
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TMM remedy is a slice of lime
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Jan 21, 2020 08:47
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When I lived in Japan I loved boss coffee, I even had this parody mug based on it, from Tokyo hands. The mug was the same logo as boss coffee, but he was bald. The name was changed to BOZU It had funny poo poo in the small print section about you can definitely not recycle this item, etc
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Jan 21, 2020 13:15
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My fave pie ATM is the hot custard ones at high on the mountaintop pies
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Jan 21, 2020 13:24
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Goat pie sounds great
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Jan 21, 2020 22:30
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iRend posted:advance australian ants Neato
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Jan 24, 2020 09:50
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What was the koala bed/mattress alternative goons were praising on here? Also, someone apply the NVJ filter please 
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Jan 26, 2020 00:11
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Lol woops
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Jan 27, 2020 08:14
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Share your lunch with a mate Till the Joe Pesci of Australian birds shows up 
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Jan 27, 2020 08:34
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Channel bills are revenge on currawongs who delight in eating other bird babies
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Jan 27, 2020 16:12
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Apparently someone just got run over the cbd light rail on george st, probably chaos there right now Thanks Gladys
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Jan 28, 2020 04:20
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Yeah some guy tried to charge my mum 80 bucks to change her wipers, hahaha no
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Jan 29, 2020 00:58
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300 is reasonable
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Jan 30, 2020 00:14
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I was there last night around the time it happened, maybe I can be first corona goon
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Jan 30, 2020 04:09
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I used my amazon prime free trial for picard on amazon video the tick?
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Jan 30, 2020 16:00
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So you can carry a 50 and have two plants in Canberra now
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