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No Pants posted:I will never acknowledge your false god or the works of its misguided monastics. *spits* cool, cool so how do you refer to the days of the week?
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Perkunos? More like PerCUNTos or PerkANUS
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SubnormalityStairs posted:BCE is a bullshit timescale, stop using it op
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Zlodo posted:imagine living in a negative year and wondering if the world will end when you reach year 0 Well who cares if it's 10,000 BC?
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SubnormalityStairs posted:cool, cool Those are named after real gods. 
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No Pants posted:Those are named after real gods. ok thanks there definitely not-insane person pro-tip: there are no real gods
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Man. poo poo sure slowed down once the aliens left. You think anyone 12k years from now will know about them?
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Between us ladies, Ogg go out hunting with two spears if you know what I mean.
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SubnormalityStairs posted:ok thanks there definitely not-insane person Wow really make you think *smashes you with club with no fear of divine punishment*
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"ogg have tongue like mammoth trunk, and penis like sabretooth. Aga should sex with ogg" "aga can see bottom of loin cloth, she no see even the tip. Aga think ogg have small penis. Ha ha ha." "aga will regret this decision, ogg no joke! " *goes home and paints detailed picture of aga as a dumb cow with comically huge udders, and a big rump* *archeologists thousands of years later describe the painting as the first depiction of the cow goddess agathanasela, first of the known fertility goddesses in human history* *every man who goes into the cave briefly hears a far away voice shouting "this bullshit! She not even a one fist many!" *
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I saw some cave man dildos in a museum once. Can’t remember where it was now but I want to say somewhere in Devon, UK. Edit: checked and I was close but not quite. They were at the Cheddar Gorge Museum of Prehistory in Somerset Chrs fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jan 14, 2020 |
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SubnormalityStairs posted:ok thanks there definitely not-insane person Whatever helps you sleep at night / watch anime with a clear conscience.
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Weka posted:Whatever helps you sleep at night / watch anime with a clear conscience. yeah, denying the existence of gods is definitely something a person does for personal comfort and not the complete opposite
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God Is Dog Spelled Backwards.
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SubnormalityStairs posted:yeah, denying the existence of gods is definitely something a person does for personal comfort and not the complete opposite ...uh..........
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SubnormalityStairs posted:yeah, denying the existence of gods is definitely something a person does for personal comfort and not the complete opposite Have you been having a nervous break in this thread? What the gently caress
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religions originally started to answer the questions of where we came from and why we're here, because the idea that there is no answer to these questions is uncomfortable atheism is not something one embraces because they want to "sleep at night"
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Sir, this is the 10,000 bce and you're horny thread
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Ya know what? I’m gonna rub my penis against this moss.
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e: nevermind, i always get bce and bmi mixed up
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SubnormalityStairs posted:religions originally started to answer the questions of where we came from and why we're here, because the idea that there is no answer to these questions is uncomfortable ...uh................................................
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It’s 10.000 BCE & I’m horny!!!
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Time to make the ceremonial loving broth from some mammoth bones. How long do I leave it outside the cave??
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RocktheCaulk posted:Time to make the ceremonial loving broth from some mammoth bones. How long do I leave it outside the cave?? Cave wife trying to kill you man. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
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uh, cave. get out of the cave.
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Getting horny, getting *ideas*
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*steps off of pterodactyl vehicle after a long day at the hunter gatherers union #3 and sees some other caveman picking up the bones in his yard.* "I'll not stand for this, or my name isn't Pow-ur Cuk."
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Me horny!
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Is it my turn with the loving rock yet?
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10000 BC was btw in a period called the Younger Dryas, when the Ice Age decided it wasn't done yet and made a big comeback for some 1000 years until about 9700 BC. Average temperatures dropped upwards of 6 degrees in just a few decades. Imagine being horny when your whole world is turning to ice 
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A bunch of us huddled in the cave, making shadow puppets gently caress each other and laughing late into the night. Plato comes in to tell us something, leaves in complete disgust.
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Negrostrike posted:younger dryas? more like "yearn her fine rear end" Younger dryads you say? Show me them trees 
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Grung? Why you stuff meat inside hollowed out log? Ohhhhhhhh
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SubnormalityStairs posted:religions originally started to answer the questions of where we came from and why we're here, because the idea that there is no answer to these questions is uncomfortable Read whitehead. Ooga booga.
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*tiny dinosaur is revealed to be on the other side of the glory hole* "ehhhh its a living"
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Hurg return from a year long mammoth hunt to meet pregnant wife. But Hurg was away, wasn't he?
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