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you could like pre crumble all of your weat thins into whatever dip and make a weird paste that you could put on a sandwich or eat from the dip or whatever
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biosterous posted:wheat thiccs
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all day, obliterating wheat thins just trying to grip them between the hammer that is my thumb and the anvil of my index finger, rendering each cracker non-existent, crushing them so hard they actually cease to have ever been, while splitting their atoms through sheer unbridled force, creating time-traveling fission explosions, eventually leading to the big bang itself, billions of years in the past
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Jan 13, 2020 20:09
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Crumbling wheat thins into french onion dip then spackling my house with the super strong paste |
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Jan 13, 2020 20:21
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Korean Boomhauer posted:you could like pre crumble all of your weat thins into whatever dip and make a weird paste that you could put on a sandwich or eat from the dip or whatever I do this with Doritos and tostitos cheese dip It's good, I'm never going back, I get disimpacted monthly by a very upset gastroenterologist |
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Jan 13, 2020 20:26
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I walk into my GP's office and she sighs and starts sterilizing an icepick
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Jan 13, 2020 20:28
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wheat thins more like weak thins haha amirite
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Jan 13, 2020 20:51
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Wheat thins, out with his girl at the beach. A full loaf of pumpernickel kicks sand in his face. He returns home, looks in the mirror. He turns to the side and almost disappears. After a good cry he heads to his local health food store, purchases as much wheat isolate as his spindly arms will carry. Today is the first day of the rest of his life. This is the story, the saga of... WHEAT THICC rye or the kaiser starts playing |
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Jan 13, 2020 21:07
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*scribbled on a note next to a corpse and an empty box* some fool left this box of wheat thins open, they have immediately dissolved and now the air is 80% wheat. i don't have long left, tell my wife i love her
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Yinlock posted:*scribbled on a note next to a corpse and an empty box* Tell my wife i loaf her |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:57
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alnilam posted:Tell my wife i loaf her (Bread) knife to meet you |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:04
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cda posted:(Bread) knife to meet you Dont take any wooden pumpernickels |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:06
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Wheat is the devil, it makes my wife poop very badly.
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Jan 14, 2020 00:21
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<3 
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I imagine they gather all of the wheat dust discarded from producing better products and use it for wheat thins. Like it's just what they blow out of the machine and sweep up off the floor after making triscuits. |
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Jan 14, 2020 02:04
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Heather Papps posted:Wheat thins, out with his girl at the beach. A full loaf of pumpernickel kicks sand in his face. I llike this post |
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Jan 14, 2020 03:11
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Fuzz Boxer posted:I imagine they gather all of the wheat dust discarded from producing better products and use it for wheat thins. Like it's just what they blow out of the machine and sweep up off the floor after making triscuits. The Spam of crackers. |
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Jan 14, 2020 04:12
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actually wheat thins are perfect the way they are, just like you |
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Going to Hawaii, being served a Spam and pineapple pizza on a Wheat Thin crust, and freaking running back to the airport. |
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