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please knock Mom! posted:Whocummit r/relationships: whocummit
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a fatguy baldspot posted:Where do y’all spit if not the sink or toilet??? On the floor LIKE ANIMALS?
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yikes! posted:anyone else want to let us know you don't spit before i finish compiling The List Of Virtuous Goons I will never spit. I can't give up my precious fluids.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 17:44 |
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lmao at the buffoons feeding their genetic data to Big Toilet. soon their army of gross sewer worms will rise up and infest the buttholes of all of those too cowardly to poo poo in jars they bury behind the Piggly Wiggly. once your assbrain is taken over by huge gobs of wriggling terror-worms, ahahaha, what a laugh i shall have at all! ahaha! aahahahahahahahahahah!
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yikes! posted:anyone else want to let us know you don't spit before i finish compiling The List Of Virtuous Goons spit.txt is shaping up nicely
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 17:57 |
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This talk about weird things happening in bathrooms and bad dates made me think of this unbelievable gem. https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143470033&s=f35a4ecbe27fa32181e2ddbd5a93358c&p=855404373&viewfull=1#post855404373 Malodrax posted:
Edit. It is truly a crime that the MSPaints didn't survive. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Apr 8, 2021 |
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I visited a buddy's family in the States once and they had been having an issue with the local HOA. Apparently there were rules about what you could and could not have planted out on your front lawn. This was over a decade ago so I don't know if I remember correctly but I think the wording was something like "Front lawns shall be planted with grass (of green color, properly cared for and never longer than 3 cm high), X shrubs, Y plants, Z bushes or they will not be planted at all." Their solution? Note the last part of the above and have everything dug up, grass included. This left the front a square of upturned soil. Ugly but still technically within the rules. As I recall the stalemate had been going on for some time: the family didn't cover the lawn with grass and the HOA didn't let them re-plant what they wanted.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 17:58 |
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limp_cheese posted:This talk about weird things happening in bathrooms and bad dates made me think of this unbelievable gem. Am I being a gatekeeper if I suggest that considering a call to a person for whom you drew a horror scene in your excrement and social anxiety might be mutually exclusive?
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 18:08 |
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Now I remember why I always have my pee bottles with me.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 18:09 |
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Theophany posted:If they're not dressed up to be spooky, are they really halloween decorations? Like they're just dead mannequins at that point. Now I want clothing stores to dress up skeletons for displays, I'd shop at a place like that without hesitation
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 18:12 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for telling my neighbor that I'd do what she asked, but I'd let people know why? My neighbour (Sergeant in the Royal Marines) collects teddy bears, and the lockdown seems to have been what he's been waiting for all his life. There have been human sized teddy bears acting out dioramas in his front garden every day for the last year or so. It's mostly been great, except that the visitors occasionally include creepy men who stare in our front window. Mostly it's cute kids though.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 18:15 |
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My (31f) family is upset with me for getting the Covid vaccine pregnant. The post is dull, but I admit I did a triple-take at the title.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 18:49 |
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COVID Babies, you make our dreams come true...
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Arsenic Lupin posted:My (31f) family is upset with me for getting the Covid vaccine pregnant. Now that's some powerful seed!
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Pope Corky the IX posted:There was that and also the guy that wiped his rear end with his girlfriend’s bath towels and threw them in the tub. Remember the girlfriend that would wipe with socks? teen witch posted:Why is spitting like casually a thing??? Cis men answer for your nasty rear end crimes, y’all’s salivary glands broke? Do Zoomers spit a lot? My pet theory is that a lot of kids grew up watching cartoon characters chew tobacco (or gum as if it was tobacco) and just picked up the spitting from there.
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Barudak posted:I am unreasonably mad at this person who is so loving stupid he didn't immediately rush home and tell his wife "we need to make more sandwiches, these fuckin idiots are giving me 15 bucks a pop" Considering he did this whole thing to spite his wife & keep eating fast food, I highly doubt he'd have told her let alone share any of the money he made
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Arsenic Lupin posted:My (31f) family is upset with me for getting the Covid vaccine pregnant. I mean there isn't testing data in pregnant people (last I heard) but yeah it's probably safe.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:I mean there isn't testing data in pregnant people (last I heard) but yeah it's probably safe. I just came to post this actually. I know of at least 3 women who I've spoken with who are holding off till there is more data. 1 of which wanted to get pregnant soon but is waiting till she knows more. It is probably safe yeah but I can see why people would be cautious with it.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:My (31f) family is upset with me for getting the Covid vaccine pregnant. I think that's just a Chuck Tingle book. "Handsome Covid Vaccine Impregnated by T-Rex Lawyer, Upsetting T-Rex Family."
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I end a friendship over a scone? I know we've all moved on to spitting, but I really liked this part: quote:Jonah: I just want to tell you that I am a person who can put almost anything back together. If you give me all of the pieces Jonah: I don’t feel like all of the prices are being given here Where he admitted that this scone is not the first thing he couldn't reassemble but he's still very hung up on this broken scone
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Straight White Shark posted:The ballistics are all wrong. You would have us believe that this is some kind of magic splooge that could change trajectory mid-flight to veer over and hit the hand towel? No, there is only one possibility: there was a second cumman on the grassy knoll. r/relationships: there was a second cumman on the grassy knoll MightyJoe36 fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Apr 8, 2021 |
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limp_cheese posted:This talk about weird things happening in bathrooms and bad dates made me think of this unbelievable gem. They can be found here - I think these are the originals. https://ifunny.co/picture/worst-possible-date-ever-alright-1-don-t-care-if-yO0VDblL2
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Ches Neckbeard posted:I mean there isn't testing data in pregnant people (last I heard) but yeah it's probably safe.
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MarcusSA posted:I just came to post this actually. Yeah, I remember years ago when they used to tell pregnant women not to get a flu shot. Now they tell them they should get one.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, but the mother-in-law (if you search, and I don't think it's worth it) is calling OP a bad mother, as are multiple other members of the family. OP's doctor says she's fine, and OP also points out the higher risk of dying from COVID when pregnant. Well going that far yeah those people can gently caress off. I can understand family expressing reservations but that's way over the line.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 19:36 |
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Yeah, there isn't much data, although the vsafe survey data hasn't shown any reported excessive or abnormal side effects for pregnant folks who've participated, but really it's a personal choice between the pregnant person and their medical provider (and partner if they want). Personally I used the vaccine to tell my sibs I'm pregnant, since we were talking about eligibility and scheduling in the family group chat. Something like "I'll be getting it soon, just wanted to wait until I was in the second trimester."
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 19:44 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:r/relationships: there was a second cumman on the grassy knoll It was just changed but know if I would, this.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 19:48 |
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Wasn’t there a baby born recently with the antibodies, since his mom got the shot? Does he get to keep them??
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a fatguy baldspot posted:Wasn’t there a baby born recently with the antibodies, since his mom got the shot? Does he get to keep them?? Sadly as soon as they came into contact with regular bodies they obliterated each other, releasing a huge amount of energy.
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a fatguy baldspot posted:Wasn’t there a baby born recently with the antibodies, since his mom got the shot? Does he get to keep them?? No they have to return them after 90 days or they start racking up late fees.
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SiKboy posted:Sadly as soon as they came into contact with regular bodies they obliterated each other, releasing a huge amount of energy. lmfao
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:24 |
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The baby has been sued by Pfizer for patent infringement
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:27 |
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The GOP Delusion posted:They can be found here - I think these are the originals. Oh sweet god thank you! My god its more beautiful than I ever imagined. They should have sent a poet.
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teen witch posted:It was just changed but know if I would, this. Easter is over! Do it!!!
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 21:33 |
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Semi-anal egg hunt or I burn this place to the ground.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 22:23 |
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There is some emerging data suggesting the vaccines are safe for pregnant women, but it's very recent and scant data so far, so I wouldn't blame anybody for hesitating until more is known. Shaming someone for getting it after getting the all-clear from their doc is stupid, though
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I’m cu
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Weights liftedquote:Hey Reddit!
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The Bramble posted:Weights lifted
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The Bramble posted:Weights lifted Okay, WTF is that? quote:In a typical shisha session (about 1 hour), a shisha smoker can inhale the same amount of toxins as a cigarette smoker consuming over 100 cigarettes.
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