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Algol Star posted:Also up to a point your spice tolerance is based on what you've eaten in the past and finding mild spice completely intolerable is often a sign that you've been eating the blandest food for your entire life. You might never enjoy the burn of really hot stuff but it's easy to get accustomed to mild spice. What’s funny is it doesn’t really make you cultured but it’s a great way to pretend your cultured
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People say my spice taste is nuanced and discerning, ha ha I don’t know about all of that I’m just a citizen of the world.
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Why don't people every get like real worked up about how much pucker they can take and how real man can handle so much sour it makes the skin on the inside of your mouth peel off? Why is it always heat that makes them cultured and superior? If you cant go and suck lemons what are you even doing with your life.
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# ? May 16, 2021 02:28 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Party Sub Dude, I found someone for you! Gonna last like 3 weeks before a "honor" system is just thrown out and the company installs a $1 a item vending machine in there.
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GlyphGryph posted:Why don't people every get like real worked up about how much pucker they can take and how real man can handle so much sour it makes the skin on the inside of your mouth peel off? Why is it always heat that makes them cultured and superior? I will peel and eat a lemon like an orange. Much more enjoyable than oranges. My spice tolerance is mediocre at best but I will still choke down vindaloo and Thai food through the tears because it's delicious
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pentyne posted:Gonna last like 3 weeks before a "honor" system is just thrown out and the company installs a $1 a item vending machine in there. and people will be required to come in 5 days a week. lol businesses are reopening their offices
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# ? May 16, 2021 02:38 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:and people will be required to come in 5 days a week. nature is healing
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I ate Thai spicy pad Thai last night and I am never doing that again Holy poo poo. And I can actually handle spice, or at least I used to be able to until I burned my damned taste buds off
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There used to be a Thai restaurant near me that had five tiers of spiciness for its menu. The owner wouldn't let you order a dish above level 2 unless you could prove to him you could handle it. My entire family loves spicy food and none of us except for my sister ever ordered higher than a 2. That place was loving great.
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# ? May 16, 2021 02:58 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Oh boy, the 'my feelings on spicy food' talk. Later let's all talk about how we did things when we got married and why that's the only sensible option. I miss the multipage derail about the superior sock pattern
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MarcusSA posted:God drat lol That's just plain "ruining it for everyone". C'mon people, follow Commandment Zero: just don't be a jerk about it.
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GlyphGryph posted:Why don't people every get like real worked up about how much pucker they can take and how real man can handle so much sour it makes the skin on the inside of your mouth peel off? Why is it always heat that makes them cultured and superior? Did you not have the warheads trend at your school?
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Tarkus posted:Because it makes them feel superior and oddly enough, cultured. Wine and beer taste weird as hell first time you try it, coffee is bitter oily fluid, pickles might make you pucker first time, lemons twist your face up too, anything from the ocean tastes like something from the trash first bite, onions got a zingy BO aura with you bite in, cheese ain't taste like nothing a person would naturally think to put in their mouth -- but all of these things are delicious once you get used to it and you're probably better off for it to just be able to enjoy the food and drinks of the world. Spiciness is this weird one that gets excluded but it's one of the basic regular ways for food to taste. A minimum bar on spicy tolerance to match bitter, sweet, savory, salty tolerance would just make for better food and variety in restaurants and maybe cut down the number of comments on food recipes where someone removed every ingredient until it's just spaghettios and complain its no good. Probably easiest to just add it to the public water supply like fluoride. Keep our teeth strong and spice tolerance average with spicy municipal tap
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# ? May 16, 2021 03:47 |
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Khanstant posted:spicy municipal tap They’ve rolled this out in a few places but only as a side effect of fracking.
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# ? May 16, 2021 03:49 |
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Nobody cares how spicy your food is. We aren't eating it. Christ food derails are dumb as poo poo.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Did you not have the warheads trend at your school? I thought I was the only one!
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# ? May 16, 2021 05:38 |
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Anyway if your going to keep this up spicy food derail, record yourself on YouTube eating a Carolina reaper* (with proof of username or date etc) or face to the ol spicy probe, oven fresh *shotglass of Samyang sauce, any capsaicin based misery. if spice makes you sick, an entire jar of Mayo, eat it. Vegan? A can or Tetra Pak full of garbanzo beans WITH aquafaba E: any other dietary need, the toothpaste OJ surprise. Have a sip These probes only apply for spicy derails - other flavors are fine because you never have a loving umami dick waving derail (don’t even try, I’ll force feed you bouillon cubes) teen witch fucked around with this message at 05:55 on May 16, 2021 |
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teen witch posted:I thought I was the only one! Not gonna lie. I'm kind of craving some now but I imagine they aren't as good as I remember.
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GlyphGryph posted:Why don't people every get like real worked up about how much pucker they can take and how real man can handle so much sour it makes the skin on the inside of your mouth peel off? Why is it always heat that makes them cultured and superior? When I was a kid I used to buy shitloads of Warheads candy to do exactly this with my friends. Edit: I should've read the rest of the page. Hell yeah.
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I once had a friend in college who got really upset when I tried his "hot" chili and I told him it had no taste. Like yeah it was hot but the beans were mushy and it was watery and the beef was overcooked to the point of being rubbery. It had no taste regardless of how spicy it actually was. I told him that and he got really angry because apparently "spicy" is supposed to be a flavor. But it's not. You need flavors in addition to heat, otherwise my tongue is just tingling and I'm annoyed because I'm sampling lovely chilly.
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There is no superior sock pattern. The ideal pattern is such a case of a la moment and circumstance that no reasonable person could expect to ever reach a true consensus only a majority of people who lost their first several choices in the preliminary votes. A thing only to be settled on.
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I like socks with cats on them.
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# ? May 16, 2021 06:39 |
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My socks are covered with mushrooms and pangolin scales. I don't know why someone decided to combine those, pattern wise, into a single sock, but I love them, and they did multiple variants, and they are now the only patterns I wear. Om the topic of sour: I actually once bought a package of, like... warheadlike candies but way more sour than even the sourest warheads I remember were and it was a mistake. It burned several holes in my tongue and mouth. Google images has some great pictures of the sort of damage I suffered when I was younger. GlyphGryph fucked around with this message at 06:52 on May 16, 2021 |
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I got a pair of Edgar Allen Poe socks and every time I put them on I'm a little disappointed they aren't toe socks which is probably on brand.
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# ? May 16, 2021 06:48 |
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I got my partner a set of those pizza toppings socks that come all folded up looking like a pizza. They own. Secondly best gift ever, first being a set of socks and jocks with my idiot cats face all over them
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I got my la valenentia socks as a wedding favor where part of the reception involved a formal tipping ritual for the staff (assuming the staff member was circumcised). I was very offended because they know perfectly well Cholula is the superior egg hot sauce so I refused to tip and then went to change into the traditional wedding guest garb of an ornate white ball gown but the bride refused to cede the place of honor even though my train was larger so I told her she's a bad mother. AITA?
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HIJK posted:I once had a friend in college who got really upset when I tried his "hot" chili and I told him it had no taste. Like yeah it was hot but the beans were mushy and it was watery and the beef was overcooked to the point of being rubbery. It had no taste regardless of how spicy it actually was. I told him that and he got really angry because apparently "spicy" is supposed to be a flavor. If you're ever in Charlotte, NC, and you wanna go to a lovely dive bar I've loved for more than a decade, go to The Moosehead. They have these amazing wings with a sauce they call Hoisin Poison. It used to be made with Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers, but now they use the Carolina Reaper. The sauce is just gorgeously sweet and sticky and full of umami from the fermented soy, and it's just lovely, and then the heat hits, and it hits HARD. And it's overwhelming, but the flavor is still there, and I recommend just guzzling the wings while watching whatever trainwreck is going on around you, and washing it down with a good beer, nothing too bitter because it'll ruin the flavor. That's my plug for my favorite hot-food-having place. They've also got bangin' fried cheese triangle...things. Content: I think the marriage counsellor my wife and I are seeing has a crush on her. quote:We're both in our 20s. We're seeing a marriage counsellor because I've been too depressed to get it up and she's very sensitive and tends to take it personally. The main objective of these sessions are to get me to the point where we're having sex but also exploring other ways we can express love for each other and just keep our relationship in shape through my depression. Anyway, about the counsellor... I've never gone to couples counseling, but I would presume this is way over appropriate boundaries. OP should really listen to his gut here. edit: just saw the spicy derail TW post, can I beg mod mercy and post it in a few days? I'm out of town right now and don't have access to spicy food. Will post by end of Wednesday, I just think it'd be funny to read out a relationships post after eating something wicked. spouse fucked around with this message at 08:23 on May 16, 2021 |
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teen witch posted:Anyway if your going to keep this up spicy food derail, record yourself on YouTube eating a Carolina reaper* (with proof of username or date etc) or face to the ol spicy probe, oven fresh Just a reminder that I expect this, or face to probe
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spouse posted:I think the marriage counsellor my wife and I are seeing has a crush on her. I can't imagine any context where a medical practitioner buying a gift for a patient would be remotely acceptable. I feel like should that happen in certain contexts (like here) the person would be reported to their local licensing board for their actions.
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spouse posted:"this beautiful young woman is waiting for you! She needs you to make love to her!" All I can picture here is Jon Lovitz from the SNL "Tales of Ribaldry" sketch
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Dont worry, hes not a real therapist, he just likes to watch other people gently caress
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AITA for firing my bridesmaid?quote:Throwaway because my friend group uses reddit.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for firing my bridesmaid? Hmm, garbage person, or trash fire person? quote:Reading comprehension is key. I ended the friendship because she ghosted me for a week. The hair thing was a minor issue that has blown up in the comments section because of course everybody has to virtue signal for a religious minority! I didn't even say ANYTHING after she said she wouldn't cut her hair because she was Sikh. I didn't make a big deal out of it in person – it's just one of the many reasons she has upset me throughout this wedding planning process.
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pentyne posted:Hmm, garbage person, or trash fire person?
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MarcusSA posted:These are my cats and I'm getting real tired of their poo poo too. I can't even move them because I feel bad because they look so comfortable. Hahaha. Our cat often sits on my wife's lap on the sofa and then she begs ME to move him because she doesn't want to be the bad person who chucks the cat off
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spouse posted:
How big a cuck shack do you think the "counsellor" will instruct OP to build at their next session?
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# ? May 16, 2021 09:43 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Party Sub Dude, I found someone for you! Sub dude is actually better than this lady because he at least attempted to fig leaf his greed.
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pentyne posted:I can't imagine any context where a medical practitioner buying a gift for a patient would be remotely acceptable. I feel like should that happen in certain contexts (like here) the person would be reported to their local licensing board for their actions. Agree reporting or asking the appropriate professional organizations for guidance is appropriate here so not relevant to this post but young kids definitely get stuff bought for them by doctors and nurses. Also seen flowers/etc being bought for a long time inpatient with no other family or friends so their birthday/milestone would otherwise go unremarked.
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Electric Wrigglies posted:Agree reporting or asking the appropriate professional organizations for guidance is appropriate here so not relevant to this post but young kids definitely get stuff bought for them by doctors and nurses. e: a half that is of the opposite sex
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