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Gats Akimbo posted:Good for her, but she's 100% going to come home to find all her left-handed stuff has been thrown out. Pretty much a given, however someone who posted that would then follow it immediately by the MIL being thrown out. And optionally the fiancée.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for wanting to give my daughter an Irish name that my whole family hates? This is one of my cat's names. Cat tax, she's on the left:
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:15 |
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Is your wife a person of color? I've noticed that people seem to gently caress up names for people who are either not white or don't have a very "white" sounding name out of pure racism, whether they realize it or not, even when the names are EXCRUCIATINGLY simple. One of my coworkers had a first and last name that were both one syllable each and pronounced exactly as they're read, but the name was also visibly East Asian (think Cho Chang) so people still, somehow, found new and exciting ways to gently caress it up. Eh, it’s plainly obvious you are projecting there chief. I have a very simple name that gets mispronounced regularly by people of other cultures ( think Jones mispronounced as joe-nez is the most common way) and I never thought they were doing it to be Racist. Names, like all words: rely upon familiarity to pronounce correctly to native speakers and names are a class of words that people regularly have to pronounce outside of their familiar structure.
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:17 |
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spouse posted:Yo. Thia girl is giving the guy at least 1 handjob every day and that's still not enough? I literally cannot imagine having that level of entitlement. This is a few days after a surgery too, just holy poo poo. I guess this guy must have the cleanest rear end a human can ever hope to have.
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:22 |
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It doesn’t bug me when my name is mispronounced, but when I explain the pronunciation and they continue to mispronounce the same way is when I get a bit ticked off. Like you can tell when it’s someone kind of getting the mouthfeel of it, and ok you’re trying so points to ya, but I’ve had a lot of people just hear me pronounce it and ignore it which is insanely rude. I’d rather have the 20 Questions about the drat name.
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:26 |
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I purposely mispronounced my English teacher's name in high school cause she was trash Like, told my friend "you need to be less creative" kind of trash
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:28 |
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Khizan posted:They're not an rear end in a top hat, but they should rethink the name if they're not living in Ireland or thereabouts because that kid is gonna spend the rest of their life spelling it for people and telling them how to pronounce it and nobody is ever going to get it right, and there's a good chance they'll hate being the weird name kid. Also, assuming they're American I'd also bet they get called on less often in class, and they may well get fewer callbacks for jobs because assholes won't want to bother learning how to pronounce it. Is your name Gaylord?
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:43 |
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Motronic posted:This is one of my cat's names. You monster no one can pronounce that name, you've condemned your cat to a lifetime of being made fun of. I love her limp_cheese posted:Thia girl is giving the guy at least 1 handjob every day and that's still not enough? I literally cannot imagine having that level of entitlement. This is a few days after a surgery too, just holy poo poo. If I'm reading that correctly, it's only been two goddamn days since she got her vagina surgically reshaped for his pleasure.
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:44 |
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limp_cheese posted:Thia girl is giving the guy at least 1 handjob every day and that's still not enough? I literally cannot imagine having that level of entitlement. This is a few days after a surgery too, just holy poo poo. It's been three whole days okay? Men have needs and it's actually ABUSIVE to withhold affection.
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spouse posted:Yo. What kind of prize do I win for assuming there's a massive age gap on this one?
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:48 |
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limp_cheese posted:Thia girl is giving the guy at least 1 handjob every day and that's still not enough? I literally cannot imagine having that level of entitlement. This is a few days after a surgery too, just holy poo poo. my guess is if he's ponying up for elective surgeries like that he's pretty wealthy hopefully she finds the self-respect and personal financial independence to leave him
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:51 |
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Dazerbeams posted:What kind of prize do I win for assuming there's a massive age gap on this one? OP doesn't say but she does have these replies: quote:*snip* Last reply: quote:Does everyone here actually think I'm being abused? I do think we have more problems in our marriage than I realized before, but I don't think he's trying to hurt me. lol
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# ? May 17, 2021 21:53 |
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AITA For throwing away date's gift?quote:So I recently went on a date with a guy and we had a pretty great time. He took me home afterwards and that was that. Then a few days later he came over out of the blue and bought me a box of chocolates. It was a nice gesture and I sadly wasn't grateful enough because I was rushing around trying to get ready for an important work function. So I just put them to one side. He was kind of annoyed by my disappointing reaction and wanted to stay and enjoy them with me, but he took it okay when I told him I would if I didn't have to go out.
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:16 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For throwing away date's gift? She should dig them out of the garbage and enjoy them as he had intended. how rude to not eat the roofie-macadamia chocolate!
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:23 |
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rohypnol liqueur is the worst flavor anyway, IDK why they even include those
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For throwing away date's gift? Did someone just dodge getting drugged?
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:24 |
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Silly Newbie posted:Did someone just dodge getting drugged? Drugged, food poisoned, and/or dating someone with no common sense. There is absolutely no good reason ever to eat something with an unexpectedly broken seal
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:27 |
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Good ol' Whitman's Chocolate Rape Sampler
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I mean there's a high probability that they were most likely roofied/poisoned, but what, exactly, was the guy going to do? Was he going to stalk her house and wait to see if she got sick? Was he going to just show up randomly hoping she was passed out? I'm not understanding what the endgame was there either way, she probably dodged a hella bullet
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:34 |
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low key sex master posted:I mean there's a high probability that they were most likely roofied/poisoned, but what, exactly, was the guy going to do? Was he going to stalk her house and wait to see if she got sick? Was he going to just show up randomly hoping she was passed out? I'm not understanding what the endgame was there He was insisting she eat them while he was there.
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:39 |
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The broken seal is suspicious as gently caress, but even aside from that, it's also really hinky that the guy dropped by with no notice and expected OP to be available and happy to hang out with him. Especially after one date.
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:49 |
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It's not roofies, he put a nude photo of himself under the chocolates to discover like in that bar game
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:52 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For throwing away date's gift? This is why you don't let dates know your home address.
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# ? May 17, 2021 22:52 |
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If it was Cadbury roofie and a half you’d think he’d be relieved she didn’t eat them after he left. For reals it’s obvious she suspects something but probably didn’t know where to take the not so kinder surprises for checking.
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:01 |
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deety posted:The broken seal is suspicious as gently caress, but even aside from that, it's also really hinky that the guy dropped by with no notice and expected OP to be available and happy to hang out with him. Especially after one date. it seems most likely that he showed up unannounced with a cheap gift as a ploy to force spending time together, and by discarding the gift he feels personally insulted because he is a pushy weirdo the chocolates being laced is a definite possibility though
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:03 |
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I just assumed he had already opened it to eat a couple
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:04 |
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deety posted:The broken seal is suspicious as gently caress, but even aside from that, it's also really hinky that the guy dropped by with no notice and expected OP to be available and happy to hang out with him. Especially after one date. I missed that, but holy gently caress showing up unannounced after a single date? That's an immediate leap into possible creeper territory before the chocolates thing.
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:05 |
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Is your wife a person of color? I've noticed that people seem to gently caress up names for people who are either not white or don't have a very "white" sounding name out of pure racism, whether they realize it or not, even when the names are EXCRUCIATINGLY simple. One of my coworkers had a first and last name that were both one syllable each and pronounced exactly as they're read, but the name was also visibly East Asian (think Cho Chang) so people still, somehow, found new and exciting ways to gently caress it up. Technically yes, but most people wouldn't pick it and her surname is thoroughly English.
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:33 |
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I've just learned I'm the most clueless guy on earth and to make sure not to break seals/packaging to put in surprise gift cards etc
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:43 |
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please knock Mom! posted:I've just learned I'm the most clueless guy on earth and to make sure not to break seals/packaging to put in surprise gift cards etc on its own nobody'd probably think twice about it. That whole story is a bunch of in isolation mildly awkward behaviors that when put together add up to some real sinister psycho poo poo A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:49 on May 17, 2021 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Now tell the thread how you hold chopsticks. (I do it wrong.) Sharpen the end, spear my food.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:on its own nobody'd probably think twice about it. That whole story is a bunch of in isolation mildly awkward behaviors that when put together add up to some real sinister psycho poo poo Yeah I just often forget that women have good reasons to be wary
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Bruceski posted:Sharpen the end, spear my enemies.
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# ? May 18, 2021 00:08 |
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Three of them, between the knuckles, while saying "snikt"
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# ? May 18, 2021 00:11 |
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The fancier restaurants provide an extra one for wandering hands. Edit: I meant that to refer to "can I try that" food sneaks, but I think I'm gonna leave it as-is.
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Elissimpark posted:My wife has a simple arabic name - four letters long using three different letters, pronounced exactly as it looks in English, no ambiguity, no weird punctuation, rhymes with a large media corporation. How is Koks, btw?
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# ? May 18, 2021 00:22 |
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It isn't one thing alone, it's the pyramid. Showing up uninvited at her house after one date, bringing chocolates and demanding that she drop everything to eat with him right then and there, getting angry when she says she didn't eat them, and oh yes, the chocolates weren't factory-sealed. Any one of those would be creepy, but the combination is RUN AWAY SCREAMING.
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please knock Mom! posted:I've just learned I'm the most clueless guy on earth and to make sure not to break seals/packaging to put in surprise gift cards etc It's not that alarming on its own, assuming those are gifts to people who know you and there actually is something inside the packaging for them to find. It's a compounding factor when you're also a pushy creep.
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please knock Mom! posted:I've just learned I'm the most clueless guy on earth and to make sure not to break seals/packaging to put in surprise gift cards etc I mean, everyone's right, it's a combination of things. But do keep in mind that women are taught never to drink/eat things that have been given to them unsealed by a dude for very good reasons. Probably most comfortable for the lady if you just give them the surprise thing in a card.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I mean, everyone's right, it's a combination of things. But do keep in mind that women are taught never to drink/eat things that have been given to them unsealed by a dude for very good reasons. Probably most comfortable for the lady if you just give them the surprise thing in a card. I've watched enough forensic files to.be suspicious of my own gf offering me food (shes normally greedy)
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