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this one is pure goon bait AITA for being at breaking point with my husband’s made up language? quote:My OH has always been a bit goofy, giving his own names to things and doing impressions. About 18 months ago this started to increase a lot. It’s now a constant presence in our lives and I’m finding it difficult to live with.
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teen witch posted:this one is pure goon bait "My husband is fun and creative and I won't stand for it!!!
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Sep 20, 2021 14:08
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champagne posting posted:"My husband is fun and creative and I won't stand for it!!!
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Sep 20, 2021 14:10
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therobit posted:Aita for not shaving my pregnant girlfriend? Dude, if I had another 5+ lbs attached to me, wild pregnancy hormones and couldn’t reach my private parts to at least trim I’d feel like I had constant swamp rear end. Unless I could shower a couple of times a day (and if I can’t shave down there, I’d probably have trouble washing), all that hair would be nothing but a sweat trap.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:12
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champagne posting posted:"My husband is fun and creative and I won't stand for it!!! Fun and creative at getting a divorce I guess
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Sep 20, 2021 14:12
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champagne posting posted:"My husband is fun and creative and I won't stand for it!!! lol
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Sep 20, 2021 14:14
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champagne posting posted:"My husband is fun and creative and I won't stand for it!!!
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Sep 20, 2021 14:15
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AmiYumi posted:Nah, he’s deliberately doing it to annoy, and getting mad at a literal toddler while acting like a figurative toddler. Unless we’re ironicposting, in which case she is a wicked stepmother who hates the laughter of (man)children. Dunno, it could go either way with all these posts. She might be married to a character from The Sims, she might be annoyed and needed an outlet and the only available is Reddit. What is an 'OH' anyway? Only Husband?
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Sep 20, 2021 14:18
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Yeah, this definitely reads like he's trying to force a terrible couple in-joke and then getting mad when called on it. I'll leave the language development worry to someone who's more qualified than I am to comment on such matters except to say it sounds plausible? Is there a developmental linguist in the thread? ^^^ Other Half, according to google.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:19
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champagne posting posted:What is an 'OH' anyway? Only Husband? Other Half.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:19
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champagne posting posted:Dunno, it could go either way The only way he can go is into the sun
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Sep 20, 2021 14:21
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That kind of sounds like Tourette's honestly.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:22
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Husband is African Grey parrot. What matter? Wool.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:23
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packetmantis posted:That kind of sounds like Tourette's honestly. How so? I'm not super familiar with it outside of the pop-culture context other than to note that it's more than just screaming "gently caress" randomly, that there are other tics as well, but this doesn't seem like a tic; he got in her face and very deliberately did it as a "power move".
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Sep 20, 2021 14:25
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I'm not excusing his poo poo rear end behavior but he could have been embarrassed and trying to save face. The part where he mumbles the friends' nicknames under his breath while they're around is what got me.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:27
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everything I needed to learn about shaving someone else's pubes I learned from max hardcore.... and night24
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Sep 20, 2021 14:39
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Bagayaya, you stupid bastard.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:44
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packetmantis posted:That kind of sounds like Tourette's honestly. If he's able to control it/not do it at work then it's not Tourette's. If your wife yells at you to just loving be normal for once right before she wants to sleep and you get in her face and do it again, you're just an rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:55
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packetmantis posted:That kind of sounds like Tourette's honestly. Tourettes is an involuntary tic. It’s like needing to sneeze but you have to do some weird motion or say some word. This guy is a voluntary rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 20, 2021 14:58
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Neito posted:Yeah, this definitely reads like he's trying to force a terrible couple in-joke and then getting mad when called on it. not an expert but AFAIK during the critical language acquisition phase kids will hungrily pick up multiple languages without issue, so the kid might use the nonsense words interchangeably with actual words early on but it shouldn't gently caress up acquisition of real language.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:00
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kids are incredible when it comes to learning language and will immediately understand that their dad is just speaking dadish, the native language of their dad and nobody else
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Sep 20, 2021 15:05
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You know what's loving great for ma'amscaping? Beard trimmers. No risk of accidentally cutting anything down there. So simple, a man could do it for you.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:11
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I'm sure something like the Manscaped Lawnmower would work too, unless a gendered product like that has a risk of exploding when applied to a vulva, like that guy who thought that a woman using a man's razor would skin herself alive.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:12
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Dazerbeams posted:You know what's loving great for ma'amscaping? Beard trimmers. No risk of accidentally cutting anything down there. So simple, a man could do it for you. Yup, I use a Wahl cordless beard trimmer and it works great. I don't want to shave because of ingrown hairs and cutting myself but I do like trimming and preventing a swamp.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:17
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I'm afraid to shave my own genitals, much less anyone else's.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:33
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RoboRodent posted:I'm afraid to shave my own genitals, much less anyone else's.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:40
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Ever get nair on your sack? If you like ball pain for hours, wondering when it will stop, I highly recommend it.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:40
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I wouldn’t shave my own junk, let alone someone else’s. Also I feel like a partner should be able to say they don’t want to do something like that.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:53
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Lotta people ITT admitting to cultivating crotch swamps.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:55
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Dazerbeams posted:Lotta people ITT admitting to cultivating crotch swamps. No, we just know how to wash ourselves. Come on, get out of here with the idea that pubic hair is inherently dirty. It's hair, it's supposed to grow there, it's fashionable to remove it right now but there's no reason to act like choosing to do so makes you better or cleaner.
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Sep 20, 2021 16:03
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blatman posted:how the heck is it simple, it's flaps for days down there Retract them  EDIT: So, when people are hearing "shaving" are they thinking using an electric trimmer, or a literal razor? Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 20, 2021 |
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Sep 20, 2021 16:08
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I'm a part of the no shaving someone else's crotch club. Just too much risk there. Wiping a baby's bum is different in that nothing sharp is going near there. Maybe pay a professional for a wax or trim or something? I'm sure they've done it or seen worse. For something a bit less crotch oriented, from Dear Abby: quote:DEAR ABBY: I was deeply hurt after going to a barbecue at my oldest daughter’s home. 1) The food sounds lovely. 2) Abby had the sensible advice of asking to bring more traditional American stuff as sides.
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Sep 20, 2021 16:08
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Neito posted:Yeah, this definitely reads like he's trying to force a terrible couple in-joke and then getting mad when called on it. Yeah I think it's this. This kind of garbled language is my couple in-joke with my partner. It's delightful to watch him accidentally own himself by ordering the "guh-natchi" at a nice restaurant and the waiter looks at him funny.
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Sep 20, 2021 16:12
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quote:something that looked like a gigantic crawfish. ...some kind of large pastry?
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Sep 20, 2021 16:14
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teen witch posted:He got upset and said I couldn’t take a joke and that I’m not fun any more. Classic
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Sep 20, 2021 16:16
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blackmet posted:DEAR ABBY: I was deeply hurt after going to a barbecue at my oldest daughter’s home. If not being served hotdogs at an asian person's barbecue is all it takes to be "deeply hurt," then this person has bigger problems at play that aren't going to be fixed by an advice column.
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Sep 20, 2021 16:17
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Help I’m too white for this BBQ please cater to my milquetoast palate
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Sep 20, 2021 16:23
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blackmet posted:For something a bit less crotch oriented, from Dear Abby: Deeply DEEEEPLY HURT! That aside, when I know that people are coming over and that they won't like a food, I will serve multiple things that will appeal to most people. I mean, the adults can suck it up but when I know kids are coming over, I try to make stuff that they will like. ESH
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Sep 20, 2021 16:24
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shaving your partner's crotch is a very intimate act and they are likely to be grateful 
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Sep 20, 2021 16:25
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Clark Nova posted:shaving your partner's crotch is a very intimate act and they are likely to be grateful For me it's kinda like "I don't want to see how the sausage is made."
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