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Why doesn't poop glove man just use disposable gloves!?
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I think the coffee thing is that they're the newest (I'm taking a big jump and assuming they're younger and female) employee so obviously, office bitch duties fall to them in an unwritten rule of the office. They should just make the coffee extremely shittily so no one wants them to do it. e: oh I went back and read it and the poster is generally the only woman in the office so there you go lmao. Woman make coffee for man!!
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Jan 16, 2020 22:49
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Lmao at a few things in the UNO post but thinking that once you have one card left, you win, is pretty funny. Is that not how you win Uno?? Am I missing something?? You get down to one card, you yell Uno!!! and you win. Right!?
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Jan 18, 2020 20:04
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Bruceski posted:Uno is an announcement that you're about to win next turn so people focused on their own hands can stop you. Jeeze I think I've been playing weird house rules Uno all my life (not that Uno comes up like ever). Our rule was that you announce when you have one card and you win, but if you somehow don't realize you only have one card and someone else calls you out on it you have to draw five. Now that I think about it, the way we played probably only worked because we were all children and inattentive.
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Jan 18, 2020 20:49
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for selling stuff that my hoarder parents sent me to college with? God no just keep selling it, are you loving crazy? What are your parents gonna do?? Not give you more poo poo??
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Jan 22, 2020 04:33
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for eating my niece's kid's meal? quote:Manager would not let it go, so I deliberately ate everything in front of her in the most exaggerated way possible while she kept going over the same point. She stomped away after I'd finished it (there wasn't much) lmao nta that's loving hilarious. What was Manager gonna do with the leftovers? Save em to microwave for the next party? I understand places being strict about not letting adults order off kids menus and poo poo, but eating leftovers is something that like every parent (or uncle I guess) does.
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Jan 26, 2020 21:34
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Hyzenth1ay posted:It seems steampunk/victorian era fanboys are treated way worse than even the average nerd. Anyone else have any idea why??? You ARE worse than the average nerd, next question. AITA for telling my wife she needs to stay home and do her job? quote:Okay I know that sounds bad. There is more to it though. quote:INFO: Where did you get the idea that it’s just inherently easier for her? The kids might mind her better because she fought through the defiance for a long time already, which means it wasn’t easier, she just did it longer because she had to. Or maybe she has just as much trouble but doesn’t complain and you assumed they turn into angels for her? Kids are difficult. She doesn’t have a magically easier time of it, she just does it anyway. Are you really asking her to just do one more thing anyway because you can’t manage your own children once a day? Knowing that the cost is the one fun thing she’s gotten really into? She already chose a hobby that lines up with her children’s schedules, which is a sacrifice. Does she have to give up things that inconvenience you too? quote:It's definitely easier because all she has to do is lay down with two youngest ones when she gets home for less than 15 minutes and they are good. quote:I work all day. I leave at 7 and don't get home until after 6. She doesn't work at all. She says she might start soon but we will see. My hobby is video games so I can do that and still be at home. It doesn't require me to leave my family every night. big dyke energy fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jan 27, 2020 |
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Jan 27, 2020 01:28
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What the gently caress is a wedding shower?? Why are you having so many parties to prepare for your big party?
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Feb 6, 2020 23:28
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I don't understand these posts about couples that just paint their lives as this miasma of misery. Like there's never anything pleasant in them. It's just I hate my partner, I hate everything they do, I hate myself, our home life is poo poo, and everything stinks always. I know relationship inertia is a thing and it can be really hard to separate when you've been together so long and have like, finances entangled but it just seems like anything would be better than the life they're currently living.
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Feb 16, 2020 21:36
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spacetoaster posted:Maybe if they were from Saudi Arabia, but the OP didn't say it was anything like that. I live in Portland, lesbians get harassed here all the loving time, it doesn't matter where you are. Being visibly queer makes you a target for some people. I agree that their old classmates probably won't care much you're right that she just wants people to pay attention to HER, the protagonist of the world.
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Feb 18, 2020 22:56
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It's just cream soda with butterscotch syrup you can make it at home.
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Feb 20, 2020 00:13
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idiot grocery couple is either: Buying a lot of premium stuff (organic, etc) and letting them go bad, OR its what the other posters said and she's getting cash back for mysterious purposes.
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Feb 21, 2020 02:39
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almost dying to own my wife.....?
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Feb 22, 2020 00:48
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Nah you guys aren't remembering it. It was a guy who wanted to cum on his girlfriend's chest/face and have her wear his cum around his family. Some goon got all up in arms over people being grossed out in the thread, because Americans are prudes and in Europe, this would be totally fine.
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Feb 23, 2020 00:38
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Is that the only short dude on reddit who doesn't have a complex about it?
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Feb 27, 2020 23:15
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Better Than You posted:this has to be fake The part where shes like "he showed me porn of people eating cum covered food but as a joke" makes me think its 110% real.
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Mar 10, 2020 23:40
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Look RENT sucks rear end but teens love it. The bigger issue is why everyone is blaming Dad here for his brother who just vanishes for days when he doesn't get his way??? Whaaat
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Apr 30, 2020 02:02
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loving hell the men in this thread. It's not like she's making GBS threads her pants on the reg or not cleaning herself properly. If you have a vagina, stuff comes out of it, you have no control over this. Every person with a vagina has stained-up underwear from periods starting unexpectedly, or random spotting, or just having totally normal healthy discharge which bleaches underwear due to the PH. It happens. Women's style underwear is expensive, too, so if you expect people to replace that every time their period comes early or it gets a little bleached, you're loving insane. You just wash the underwear, and if it's stained who gives a poo poo? It's still functional underwear.
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May 30, 2020 01:27
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Cooking a whole meal/cleaning a whole floor of the house is major loving bullshit as well for a sixteen year old. Like Wicked Stepmom says she does chores when asked to, which is pretty good for a teen, but because she doesn't do everything with a big ol smile and doesn't swoop in to tidy up a five year old's room she's lazy and unhelpful. FIVE chores from her huge bullshit list. Stepmom had this girl working eight hour shifts.
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Jun 1, 2020 02:15
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Probably five or less. She doesn't seem like some popular social media blogger, she's just terminally Online.
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Jun 1, 2020 17:57
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Blue Moonlight posted:I think this is only a problem if they expect gifts in return, lord having given them over you, or lose their poo poo if their toaster isn’t proudly displayed on the counter. yeah because that really brightens up my holiday, plastic garbage I don't want and specifically didn't ask for and now I'm responsible for getting rid of it.
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Jun 17, 2020 06:23
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Yeah you would be an rear end in a top hat if you went and participated in your fetish with a person other than your partner. "for some reason" we know it gives you a boner, dude.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:58
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DreamingofRoses posted:Update on my dad knowing I'm gay(m17) I cried. Good dad.
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Jul 22, 2020 05:16
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OP is lucky she got the girl out before she started spouting qanon bullshit in that case.
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Jul 22, 2020 23:43
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Maybe he thought parrots needed to be specially trained or something. therobit posted:It has no vitamin c, but IIRC it has thiamine, iron, riboflavin, potassium, and folic acid as do basically all processed bread products and all purpose flour in the US. They fortify that poo poo so even people who can only afford to eat calorie dense poo poo out of a box won't die from a lack of proper nutrients. Potatoes have vitamin c, so they can just eat a baked potato.
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Jul 25, 2020 20:14
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:I don't think this is in the US. In any case that guy isn't his boss, he doesn't work at the hospital, he just hangs out there and people tolerate him, probably because he's friends with the director. My dad/brothers are the same way! That's why I don't talk to them. Haha! it sucks really bad actually, I feel bad for the poster  it sucks when you realize about half your family just....doesn't care.
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Jul 31, 2020 21:18
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yikes! posted:you can't replace me! who's gonna open the jars!! Lesbians.
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She doesn't want her daughter's prescription stolen..... her eyeglasses prescription?? How would that even matter?
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Aug 3, 2020 23:36
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Maybe it’s related to that fear/disgust of clusters of little holes. I’ve heard of things like soap bubbles setting that off. I assumed it was dish washing-related trauma.
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Aug 7, 2020 21:30
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Sagebrush posted:i learned from broad city that you cannot put dildos in the dishwasher because they melt You can wash silicone dildos and other sex toys in the dishwasher. You shouldn't wash jelly dildos in the dishwasher; you should not buy them in the first place. It's also rude to wash them in the dishwasher when your roommates asked you to keep them to yourself. Smirking_Serpent posted:My [F23] boyfriend [M23] hates someone in our group of friends to the point of being upset for a whole night about him existing. Your boyfriend wants to gently caress M.
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Aug 10, 2020 01:36
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Oleander is cool, I support the parents choosing a weird name that really isn't too out there. It's no Asheeleigh or whatever. I was always one of 5+ kids with my name at school, it's so loving annoying to have a very common name and I've always hated it.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Aww poor baby. Everyone knows how to spell your name instantly? Don't have to spell it out every single time someone asks? My heart breaks for you. No actually because I have an extremely unusual spelling of an extremely common name. So don't name your kid Madisyn or whatever either.
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tinytort posted:My initial reaction was "yes, probably", but after reading it? Hell no. They actually acted reasonably. If Tom couldn't cope with having to sleep on a sofa for one night instead of creeping into the daughter's room when she was stumbling drunk and her capacity to consent was in doubt, then he deserved to be kicked out. Consent to what? Sleeping in the same bed? Why is everyone automatically assuming he was going to her room to rape her?
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I feel like if a ton of people at his school speak Urdu (you know, his friends), then there must be a lot of people in the area who also speak it, so it probably WOULD be really useful to learn and would probably be a big asset to him in the future! but then again it's not a proper white people language so yeah it'll never be useful at all ever, have him learn French instead.
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The amount of stories we see that are Man Does Something Reprehensible, Woman Tells Everyone, People are Mad She Ruined His Life are driving me loving insane. Like the actions of the man never matter, it only matters that she TOLD. I know why the stories go that way but every time I read that poo poo it's eternal screaming in my brain.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:03
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Polly Pickpocket posted:It's just 'Meg-an' instead of 'Meg-un'. Really not that difficult to switch to unless you're being deliberately awkward. I'm still absolutely giggling over the idea of this strange, foreign Welsh name that no English speaking person could ever imagine how to pronounce or spell... I was like, ok Myfanwy is probably pretty out there for English speakers but its loving Megan one of the most common names for little girls in the early 90s. AITA for "causing a scene" at my Grandfather's funeral? posted:When she said that, I said "fine, we'll go". So my sibling started to cry and got up to leave, but before they did i got them to help me carry all of the food (sandwiches, wraps, veggies, drinks, desserts) that I had brought back to my car. My whole family just watched us silently. I dont know what happened after that but we took a bunch of the food to our neighbors house and had a sort of picnic with them. LMAO!! what a hero big dyke energy fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Aug 28, 2020 |
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I always piss in my shoes, it just saves time.
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Sep 3, 2020 21:34
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I think you just found the premise for the least compelling heist movie made. I could see it as an entertaining dark comedy sort of heist.
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Sep 7, 2020 21:59
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Waaah mommy isn't paying attention to ME!!! (Backrubs seem weird though)
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not helping out around the house anymore? So dipshit "works 9 to 5" but isn't actually working right now, probably hasn't been to work since April. He does so little at home that his young children have noticed he's a lazy piece of poo poo and are going to start resenting him for never lifting a finger. lmao like she needs to talk poo poo about him to them, he straight up admits to never doing anything with the kids in the post, they probably don't give a poo poo about him. He's so useless he doesn't even make phone calls, he probably doesn't even know who his wife's therapist is, who his kids doctors are and on and on. Divorcing him would be a blessing to her family.
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