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Requesting eagle boyfriend and dogcloak cousin so we have the holy trinity here on page one. edit I should have refreshed.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 06:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:17 |
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Ritznit posted:This thread moves too goddamn fast, I'm still on the page with the poop gloves and the diarrhea jeans and I'm laughing so hard I just might die before I get any further. welcome to the r/relationships thread friend
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 02:52 |
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limp_cheese posted:I'm pretty sure that beer is not for drinking in the supermarket. Seems like an easy way for them to lose their liquor license. I don't know how it works in the UK, but in New Zealand, it's possible for one venue to have both an on and off-license as long as they have two different people with certification on duty.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 06:38 |
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Similarly, there's NAH or No Assholes Here which is never ever used because assholes are everywhere.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 08:35 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I would, but herein lies the problem: she won't let anyone else discipline the dog at all. So much as a firm pull on the collar/leash is "abuse" to her. She believes that this <2 year male pit bull should be instructed purely with verbal commands. So basically the dog is untrained, and attempts to train it are met with hostility from the owner. He is completely wild on walks without firm control because he isn't socialized to be in public. Basically everyone in the house has decided to wash their hands of it because you can't train a dog if the owner is an idiot who resists it. That dog is going to hurt someone and it'll be entirely the fault of his owner.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 22:59 |
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Don't forget the parody: https://medium.com/@alexandraerin/infidelity-will-be-the-death-of-my-marriage-1020720676ef
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 03:05 |
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I can't believe Acererak's wife posts on reddit.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 20:13 |
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lmao at listing a reward then getting surprised when someone asks for the reward that you offered
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 00:12 |
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Were they just listing the $500 reward to get people to bring the cat, and hoping that they would just... forget it?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 00:14 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling one of my gf's best friends that what we do in bed isn't his business? Rob is in love with her and is freaking out at evidence that his pure virgin wife is doing the nasty with someone who isn't him lmao
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 08:19 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for refusing to use the gender neutral single bathroom? Somewhere a lawyer's eyes just turned into dollar signs.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 09:45 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting to cook another dinner for my daughter after my husband ate half of it? Maybe don't punish your daughter for your husband's foodcrimes.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 04:10 |
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luxury handset posted:only if she can put dad in time out for not knowing how to share at dinner time Sending a 12 year old to bed hungry isn't punishing her?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 05:05 |
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Motherfucker posted:Can't you just bleat out 'FAKE' like the normal worthless posters and be done with it? While normally I agree that yelling FAKE is tiresome and annoying, the TIFU stories are so very obviously fake.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 11:06 |
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I prefer kwess-a-dillers.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 03:25 |
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Anyone who hurts animals for fun deserves to get decked.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 22:37 |
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Lmao at having an opportunity to hang out with and get to know the girl you're into better and loving it up the literal moment she walks in the door.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 03:43 |
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big dyke energy posted:lmao nta that's loving hilarious. That is incredibly dumb, they paid for the food they should be able to take it home and feed it to a dog if they feel like it. I work at a bar/restaraunt and I can't imagine getting mad at an adult for eating a kids size meal.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 22:13 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for responding to actual racism with sarcastic racism? I was prepared to laugh at this guy, but saying "actually these restaraunts are for mexicans only" when the owners would probably be happy to get more business is pretty hilarious.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 08:57 |
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Jack Trades posted:Forcefully lobotomize all of these disgusting incels and send them to work camps where they can't harm any women with their mere presence. so uh, what crimes has this guy done aside from being awkward and bad at social interaction
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 10:04 |
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Xenocides posted:I wandered into a strange area of reddit. That is a hell of a rollercoaster for a single line post.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 07:06 |
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Thumbtacks posted:Does anyone have the bride “yikes” post? I love that one. Seconding the request for "yikes dude"
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 03:25 |
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It rules that yikeswife's husband had her back and assisted in the brutal own on his lovely brother.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 04:44 |
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lmao the 88 in 1488 stands for heil hitler and yet she's "not a nazi"
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 23:54 |
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Kurieg posted:The 14 is also a Nazi thing. Yeah but that falls under the claim of "just proud to be white" (which is obviously also bullshit) whereas claiming to not be a nazi while also heiling hitler is just the most thing
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 02:22 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling my brother to get over it when no one really ate his birthday lasagna? Imagine being mad that there's more leftovers of your favourite dish for you to eat.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 06:18 |
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pentyne posted:Jen probably worked counter at a fast food place if that's her attitude to "customer trying to get your attention." As a waiter myself, making eye contact is the nicest possible way to get a server's attention. A wave is decent too. As long as you're not snapping your fingers or calling out "Service!" you're probably fine.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 05:10 |
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Perhaps him preferring his own company has something the fact that his sister is the kind of person who screams abuse at him and intentionally breaks his property. He shouldn't be obliged to spend time with her tbh.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 09:16 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I [25M] had sex with my disabled friend [24F]. It made her happy but I'm feeling guilty. I hope Reddit is telling him that disabled people can still consent and if she's happy he has nothing to feel guilty about.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 08:44 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:This is from a few pages back but this is the opposite of true. There is literally no time you can offer that people won't take. Our dinner shift started at 3:30 pm (we generally open at five) because Vday assholes are rabid and will take even the joke times that you offer with the expectation they will say no. They're also amateurs, but rabid ones. Mother's Day is deffos worse though.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 10:51 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Lol nobody said it was, but you're absolutely crushing that strawman. A lot of people in this thread were saying they're assholes for not wanting their niece on their date night, so it's hardly a strawman.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 02:39 |
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Owning your child to that degree is something every parent dreams of.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 02:52 |
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That one is depressing.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 12:19 |
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Has this guy never heard of earphones or something
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 08:13 |
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Also it would give the op a scar.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 12:42 |
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As someone who works at a bar, this is my favourite derail/meltdown so far. Just encourage people starting to get intox to drink more water/eat food, then cut them off if they refuse to slow down, don't lie to them about what you're serving them. edit literally nobody has said to keep serving intoxicated people alcohol
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 02:33 |
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What does 20/5f and "real birthday" mean? All I can think of is that it's a trans thing, like 5 years since a transition or something? Because I can understand wanting to feel feminine and not have to deal with any potential dysphoria on your birthday of all days.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 03:40 |
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Miss posted:My (23f) mother's (50sf) vicious, spoiled dog attacked my brother (15m)to the point of rendering his fingers numb and possibly requiring surgery, did not take him to the doctor, and refuses to acknowledge the dog's responsibility in any of this. I remember this story from the last thread, but I had forgotten "Fido is happy you're gone", jesus christ.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 10:15 |
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HMS Beagle posted:AITA for pulling a harmless prank on a guy who has a crush on me? Lmao someone actually takes a rejection well and doesn't get creepy about it and this lady decides to toy with his feelings.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 08:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:17 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:this one comes from askamanager. it's long but i believe worth the read. It's nice to see when sometimes a boss actually has their employee's back.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 02:08 |