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Mill Town posted:
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Breetai posted:Also 'born sleeping' in relation to her own stillbirth while using the term 'stillbirth' in relation to her sister's is an interesting distinction. it's entirely possible that her son was born alive but died shortly afterward, which isn't the same as a stillbirth
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May 1, 2020 08:28
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Smirking_Serpent posted:i saw this linked on twitter; the only good tifu post in the mid 2070's a man on his deathbed will confess to his wife that he has eaten a potato at least once
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May 2, 2020 10:12
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Grimdude posted:Hey look, I skipped like four pages and there's finally no more performative wokeness about that girl whose brother snipped her bras in retaliation. i don't know why you, after recognizing how awful that conversation was and how much better off the thread was now that it was over, would then decide to resurrect it on this heretofore untainted page
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May 3, 2020 18:09
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PostNouveau posted:No, not at all. She's being a huge jerk! But it's also a dick move to use your financial success as leverage over your partner. If he were saying "no, you have to eat meat to live in my house", that would be using money as leverage over her. What he is actually saying is "it's my house and I'll eat meat here if I want to", which is not using it as leverage over her. He's saying that she has no leverage to force him to do anything. ultimately though if he doesn't want to become a vegan then he should probably just dump her because I've never once encountered a successful relationship where only one person was vegan. either the vegan relentlessly browbeats and cajoles the other person until they finally give in, or the vegan eventually either gives it up or mellows out into being just a regular vegetarian, or they have a very unpleasant breakup.
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May 5, 2020 19:27
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PostNouveau posted:Both of these are using the fact that you make more money to win the argument. Whether the argument is dumb or unreasonable is beside the point I'm making. He's not declaring that by divine right of superior earning power he is the one in charge and is right. He's literally just saying "this is my home and you don't get to decide what I eat here". Hell, he never even says that he makes more money than her, just that he is the one who paid for the house.
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May 5, 2020 19:39
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PetraCore posted:Yeah, like, you can say there were false positives and expand on that without going 'it's not a real thing', you hear stories all the time about, um... it happening and people confessing. Babies are delicate.
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May 7, 2020 20:08
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zakharov posted:why does this thread attract people who live for online fights i don't know how it would attract anyone else
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May 9, 2020 20:26
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Sunswipe posted:Makes me wonder where he picked up those attitudes in the first place. the internet, obviously
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May 9, 2020 22:07
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May 9, 2020 22:59
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also, while the reality is terrifying, the fact that they're essentially trying to exchange their child for store credit is conceptually pretty funny
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May 9, 2020 23:00
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I think the key thing in the update post is that the husband refuses to allow Gaylord as even a middle name, which imo is p. unreasonable. it's an improvement but really just takes the situation from "my son will be relentlessly and mercilessly bullied and will enter high school with the general demeanor of a vietnam veteran" to "my son has a chance at a normal life but will carry a terrible secret that, if discovered by his peers, will cause them to fall upon him like a pack of starving wolves and tear him apart with their bare hands"
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May 10, 2020 23:39
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boyfriend going on "business trips" every 3 months for the rest of his life where he drives 1200 miles back to a specific waffle house so that he can hurl a plate of overcooked eggs at the cook and then get punched in the face
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May 12, 2020 04:39
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Yeah and thats how you destroy 2 careers and send your mom to jail. At lesst you weren't uncomfortable though. the prisons are overflowing with elderly people who got busted with pirated software. it's sad, but you see it every day. the feds just waco'd a nursing home because a 95 year old man had an expired copy of winRAR. a preventable tragedy.
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May 12, 2020 19:34
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Calico Heart posted:So guys, what are everyone’s top relationship posts of all time? sometimes I still think about the one where the pregnant woman's husband and father-in-law were so enamoured by the idea of him being a single dad that they were just nonchalantly acting like she was definitely, 100% going to die in childbirth it never got an update
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May 14, 2020 02:50
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:My (28 / M) coworker (early 30s / F) is "leaving" her husband for me. We are not involved. either she really wants a divorce and thinks this is the fastest way to make it happen or she has a shrine to this guy in the basement
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May 15, 2020 01:34
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Piell posted:AITA for not accepting my mom’s boyfriend quote:There’s more but too much to type. how could there possibly be more? what could you possibly add to "my mom is going to marry an actual slasher movie bad guy that she's never met because a vision from god told her to and I have one year before he gets released from prison and eats my entire immediate family including me?"
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May 15, 2020 21:45
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GORDON posted:Really we need to hear the woman-murderer side of it. Maybe it was justified. My[42F] boyfriend[40M] is a really great guy other than this one little problem...
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May 15, 2020 22:00
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for insulting a family friend/"celebrity"? Katie Hopkins?
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May 16, 2020 06:52
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:On the other hand, isn’t that literally a Harry Potter reference? katie hopkins, meanwhile, was first extruded into the public consciousness by virtue of being a reality tv contestant, after which she wrote a newspaper column that everyone forgot existed until she got fired from it for being too racist. she's basically exactly who you would describe as a ""celebrity""
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May 16, 2020 11:21
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barbecues are celebrations of meat, you shouldn't invite a vegetarian and if you feel compelled to out of pity or a misguided idea of politeness then they should be courteous enough not to attend
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May 16, 2020 21:03
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Straight White Shark posted:AITA for refusing a role in a Historical re-enactment play after I promised I would participate? this guy definitely wants to get a jew to play that role so that when people go "wow even coming from a fictional nazi that sure is a hell of a lot of anti-semitism" he can go "no, see, look, the actress is jewish and she doesn't care, it's fine"
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May 16, 2020 21:42
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Motherfucker posted:ah yes, adult retching at yucky mushroom taste. Sign of a well balanced person with one of those good brains. it's overly theatrical but I can understand really hating the taste of something and not eating it, especially if it's just one specific thing and not the usual picky eater thing of "everything except chicken nuggets" however, if you steal someone's food and then get mad because they didn't make it in a way that you like, you are incredibly obnoxious and self-centered
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May 17, 2020 07:36
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Tashilicious posted:literally murder your abusive (emotionally mentally and financially) husbanf given that he threw out all of his own poo poo too and was unable to actually interact with his own children at all for years after they were born i genuinely think he's actually just completely insane
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May 18, 2020 12:44
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Evil Willow posted:My [23F] Bf [26M] of 4 years rated me 6.5/10 but explains it as physical attraction shouldn't be the main reason to be together. she's stupid enough to ask that question again after getting the 10/10 stock answer and he's stupid enough to answer honestly, they're perfect for each other
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Jul 5, 2020 02:49
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StrangersInTheNight posted:this is the thing that gets me. i know she asked the question but the fact he did the .5 is loving weird, just give your partner the whole number drat that's the answer you come up with when you say "6" and then hastily tack a .5 onto it when you see that your girlfriend is about to murder you
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Jul 6, 2020 01:03
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Kenshin posted:I would be on board with this except the ages of those involved: the obvious answer is: turns out his dad isn't his dad
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Jul 11, 2020 08:50
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Tarkus posted:She can't blame herself forever and ever, nor should the brother hate his sister forever either. she never mentions how badly he was actually hurt. It's entirely possible that he was permanently crippled by it and I wouldn't hold it against him to be angry about it forever.
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Jul 12, 2020 21:37
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Grape posted:That is pretty beyond the pale for a 10 year old. That isn't 10 year old dumb.
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Jul 13, 2020 01:25
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PancakeTransmission posted:That's gotta be removed by the mods for being an obvious troll right? Nobody could write that out and be like "I was just doing her a favour! Geez women are so emotional" it's extremely understandable for her to be furious with him, and is exactly what you would expect out of anyone in that situation. The fact that he is somehow surprised that his daughter is upset over the fact that he killed her dog which she was willing to sacrifice a lot for means that he is, in fact, a giant moron. however, what he did is honestly probably better for both his daughter and the dog. Bankrupting herself in order to keep her poor dog trapped in its deteriorating flesh prison for a couple more years was not a good thing.
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Jul 14, 2020 12:38
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DaveSauce posted:why do people do this poo poo when picking kids names? they don't really think about or remember that unlike a dog it doesn't stay perpetually dumb and cute until it dies but will instead eventually become an actual adult human that will resent the fact that they've permanently afflicted it with a stupid name
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Jul 18, 2020 04:23
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SirSamVimes posted:Yeah, the woman's husband ruining the evening she had planned is a severe dick move. If he wanted to do a beer party, he could have very easily just y'know... did it another night. i don't think he had any plan on doing a kegger, he was just at this thing for 2 hours and saw that everyone was desperately bored but too polite to say anything about it or leave, as evidenced by the fact that everyone went along with it instead of staring at him in horrified silence punctuated by the sound of monocles shattering on the floor ultimately he had a choice between allowing 2 dozen people to suffer through hours of extreme dullness or piledriving his wife's self-esteem into the pavement and he has to live with the consequences of his decisions
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Jul 20, 2020 06:11
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hawowanlawow posted:2022 extinction event
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Jul 20, 2020 22:51
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it's my god given right to gorge myself on 2 entire pizzas in a dark corner of the room while you attempt to watch hamilton and if you even look at me while i do it you're actually hitler
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Jul 21, 2020 00:45
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PetraCore posted:See, this is SO weird I'd tell them what I found and then cut them off, not because there's any real justification they could offer, but to let them know you know, and because it's, again, so weird I sort of suspect it's one person's personal torture porn fantasies and not the whole group, if there's no other notes on a campaign. yeah it seems like she's jumping to conclusions about it being the whole group in on it when it's probably just one specific weirdo but at the same holy gently caress that's creepy and I feel like "flee" was a perfectly valid kneejerk reaction to it
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Jul 21, 2020 18:30
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pentyne posted:Matched pretty well with the genius plans of "have serious affair with unaware coworker" and "sabotage friend's employment chances" well i've destroyed my marriage, i need to try and mitigate this situation by also destroying a lifelong friendship and my job
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Jul 23, 2020 04:31
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Sagebrush posted:bees are friendly and they won't attack you unless they're threatened. maybe your rear end in a top hat boyfriend is harassing them? did you consider that? lol at seeing a guy getting attacked by bees and going "wow what an rear end in a top hat, leave the bees alone"
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Jul 24, 2020 03:46
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Mozi posted:my daughter named her child Weedlord Bonerhilter Jessica, should i change it y/n yeah jessica isn't a very good name
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Jul 24, 2020 19:14
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I think "the worst mistake I ever made in my life was adopting you" is beyond the pale. No matter how angry you are, you don't tell your children that. Other than that, yeah, totally justified in saying the family won't take her back. it's pretty clear that she never really considered them to be her parents. She was with them for a couple of years as a teenager, then secretly reconnected with her birth family and cut all contact with her adopted family as soon as they'd finished paying her way through college. Didn't even go to the funeral of someone who was theoretically her mom, and maintained absolutely no contact with them whatsoever until her birth family imploded and she needed help again. You can choose what relationship you have with your adoptive family versus your biological family but you don't get to just keep one of them as a backup in case you need money. If you choose to cut the relationship, then it's cut, and you don't get to show up and go "surprise I really did love you the whole time! Can I have some money?" And if you do, the person you're coming to gets to say "yeah, well, I don't really consider you my daughter" and send you away.
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Jul 24, 2020 21:02
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Sunswipe posted:All weddings should have a guard whose job is to shut down anyone who is about to make a big announcement unrelated to the wedding. any dude who goes down on one knee immediately gets flying tackled by a large man wearing full football gear under a tuxedo
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Jul 24, 2020 23:27
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