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Pirate Radar posted:This one’s from Legaladvice, and boy does this person need some legal advice: Most likely should just turn himself into the DEA
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for accusing my wife of lying about her weight? What an idiot
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for telling my wife that we shouldn't be spending $1100/mo on groceries? No kids, just us. I don't even know how you could spend that much at a grocery store, what the the hell is she buying that it would be that much?
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MarcusSA posted:She’s only spending $500 but the other $1000 is on iTunes / google play gift cards for her crippling F2P game addiction. That's what I was thinking, she is buying more than food at the store
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Feb 21, 2020 00:01
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA: I made my husband pay all the vet bills because he blamed his stinky farts on the dog and caused unnecessary stress. gently caress that dude. What an rear end in a top hat.
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teen witch posted:
This is a relationship that is going to last.
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Oct 31, 2020 04:21
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not wanting to get rid of the anime body pillow that saved my marriage? Separate blankets and a normal body pillow solved this problem for my wife and me, though can't give the OP enough respect for DMZ-chan.
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Nov 17, 2020 17:51
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Chomp8645 posted:Live feed from How big of a box does it take to ship that thing? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 17, 2020 19:50
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Batterypowered7 posted:It's four regular-sized body pillows inside an inner sleeve which is then covered by the outer one. Chomp8645 posted:You have to stuff it yourself. Either you can buy pre-made inner pillows from the seller that you just insert real quick like normal pillow, or you can use your own stuffing. Looks like bulk stuffing for an authentic Lamia-length pillow is about this big. Ah not as cool as I was thinking it was. I know it wouldn't come in a 22ft long box, but just imagined it coming in some huge fuckoff container of some kind that really stood out.
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Nov 17, 2020 20:23
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Hughlander posted:Future MIL is throwing a fit because I wouldn’t drive her 32 hours total to see her own parents. How do we go forward? Bullet dodged there in my opinion. Though I can see down the road that the husband's family is going to cause a lot of problems for the couple anytime they don't act like complete pushovers.
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Nov 17, 2020 21:52
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coronatae posted:This has the same weird power-play energy as this justnomil classic (excerpt, bolding mine): Why do I feel there is some disgusting racist thing involved here?
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Nov 17, 2020 22:43
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ArbitraryC posted:I'd sort of understand this more, but the posts are always like "I can't wake up until the literal circus rolls into my room and a clown crushes my balls with a unicycle while making honking noises" and at some point I wonder if they have a sleeping disorder or are just an rear end in a top hat because that amount of prodding being a requirement doesn't seem reasonable without chemical substances being involved. Some psych meds can make it difficult to wake up. I know I was there for a while on some meds where I needed three alarms to get up for work. And even those weren't a guarantee.
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Nov 18, 2020 06:14
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Agrikk posted:The math here is goddamn horrible. It's almost arranged marriage level of terrible.
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Nov 22, 2020 04:30
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Sagebrush posted:are they ED pills or just gas station MEGA DONG TODAY pills? Going to guess that they were in a little package that they were gas station pills. Think if he had a legit prescription they would be in a bottle.
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Nov 29, 2020 21:56
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please knock Mom! posted:I wouldn't want to share my life with someone who literally does nothing. I mean... come on, that's gotta be a drag to be around Its not great living it either.
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Nov 30, 2020 18:52
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DemoneeHo posted:I [20M] saw my stepdad [50M] eating a whole pineapple in the nude at 3 AM, and he’s telling me it didn’t happen. Someone is on Ambian in this story but not sure who.
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Dec 7, 2020 21:14
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DemoneeHo posted:His family doesn't see kids as people, just tools to be used. Anyone else get the vibe that the sister is trying to steal the baby from her brother?
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Evil Willow posted:AITK for “coming” for my friends business? "Karen" doesn't even begin to describe how this person is acting.
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DuckConference posted:Dad blindsided me (20m) with a female sex worker even though he knew I was gay and now I'm confused all over again Someone discovered that sexuality is a spectrum and not a binary toggle.
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Jan 7, 2021 01:38
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Beachcomber posted:He mastered listening to problems without trying to solve them. That is a master level skill. 13 years and I still catch myself doing it at times.
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Evil Willow posted:Husband keeps peeing on floor and blaming my germaphobia... Sounds like someone has lost standing while peeing privileges.
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Jan 9, 2021 15:48
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for letting my SIL live with us against my daughter’s wishes? OP has either had sex with SIL or is planning to.
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Jan 11, 2021 04:19
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Cowslips Warren posted:
Either that or he is in the closet still.
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Jan 13, 2021 05:11
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therattle posted:She’s NTA for pushing initially. She’s TA for carrying on after he tells her to stop This. She just didn't understand that their relationship had fundamentally changed after his accident.
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Jan 13, 2021 19:31
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Who the hell is going to make fun of a kid named Brian?
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Jan 14, 2021 07:27
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
So this is straight up spousal abuse right? Like she should go to a women's shelter right?
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Jan 15, 2021 01:31
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his dick. Balls too.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (27M) girlfriend (23F) of seven months recently told me she used to sleep with her sister's(26F) fiancé (32M) with her sister's permission, and now they want to hang out. Am I in the wrong here? Have a feeling that the GF is going to ask for an open relationship soon.
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Jan 15, 2021 05:56
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Betazoid posted:My HS ex was 5'5" (I was 5'2" at the time and reached adult height in college at 5'4") and his parents thought his "failure" as a short guy was related to getting Accutane injections. His mom tried to push him into limb lengthening surgeries or just HGH or whatever might work on an 18-year-old guy. It was kind of horrifying that she just thought "we can fix this" like they fixed his acne. His brothers were over 6' tall, but mom was tiny, and I guess she was just panicking. Hmmm I had a boss names Todd that was about 5'5. Your Todd didn't also happen to be a type 1 diabetic did he?
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Feb 2, 2021 06:01
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Barudak posted:Dude must be an awful magician because even in a story he's telling to make him look aggreieved upon he fumbles his sleight of hand on "I routinely stole from my brother to fund this hobby" and "I do the shittiest low brow magic tricks and will not stop even when asked" I feel it's almost a Gob Bluth situation.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for yelling at my daughter for asking a very personal question? What a huge gaping rear end in a top hat of a person.
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Theophany posted:I (F23) am attracted to our mortgage broker but he's at least 10 years older. Would it work? Now when she says "our" does that just mean her families or is there a relationship she is about to tank?
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Feb 10, 2021 15:57
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:From a deleted post, he's been staying there two weeks. And here's the "silly misunderstanding about coffee" Methinks there is more to the story than he is letting on.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not paying for my cousin's wedding despite ruining it by having a mental health crisis? That is a such a lovely, lovely family. Would be best to be cut off from them.
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Feb 16, 2021 02:33
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Omnikin posted:meh. Give it a couple days of build up, lay everything out side by side, do your best firehose impression. No, I have not thought about this for more than ten seconds. Please don't ask. Also zinc supplements will help build volume.
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Feb 17, 2021 05:19
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Blue Moonlight posted:Pity the ensign on holodeck jizz mopper duty. Should have bought the self cleaning upgrade.
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Feb 18, 2021 06:24
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Honestly, that post read more like some reddit user trying to do viral marketing for dogecoin than anything else. Yeah it did sort of read odd to me as well.
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SerialKilldeer posted:I think someone's Ambien posting. It does seem very walrus inspired.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Banana Pineapple Daiquiri Sounds good, two please.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Should have said "We're not loving, we're studying," and embarrassed the dad further. "We are loving studying not studying loving."
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betaraywil posted:
To me that sounds like a very open and shut lawsuit waiting to happen.
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