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Asking someone if they know what happened to your penis is an enornous power move.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 11:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:15 |
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ben shapino posted:But me too stupid to have key, will lose! Me no brains good. People with memory problems aren't Bizarro, you loving prick.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 05:01 |
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ikanreed posted:She wants to limit how her friend expresses herself and uses social justice and her own trauma as an excuse. God forbid someone with trauma not act in a 100% detached and logical way like you, am I right?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 15:58 |
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roommate insane so what
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 07:06 |
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A twelve-year-old is grown enough to know not to piss on people's stuff, what the gently caress?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 00:01 |
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Lol, the classic homophobic "eewwwwww I bet he wants to gently caress ME!" No one wants to gently caress a grody homophobe. Except GF I guess.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 03:22 |
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I feel like fleas wouldn't be able to survive on a fursuit for long because there's nothing for them to eat. Hopefully they'd die in transit???
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 18:01 |
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Getting more and more convinced GlyphGryph is a cumshitter style gimmick.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 03:29 |
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Imagine having the emotional bandwidth for all that. Jesus.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 19:53 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I had to look this up, it's actually surgical removal of the testicles. Basically done only in cases of testicular cancer or horrible ball injury, and also for gender-affirming surgery for trans people. I doubt any person would undergo this just to make absolutely sure they could never reproduce, it's major surgery and you lose your balls. I mean I hope he was just being overly dramatic to finally get them to shut up. They're his balls, he can do what he wants with them.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 03:09 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:This is probably just my experience, but every person I've ever met who used the word Sook turned out to be a terrible piece of poo poo. I have literally never heard of this word before???
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 04:23 |
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Maybe early onset Alzheimer's. Either way, definitely something wrong with this dude that he doesn't want to confront.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 13:12 |
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Santa gives you tangible gifts.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 05:56 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:I'm gay and pretty slutty and even I haven't been to a bathouse Good, Batman doesn't have room for any more Robins.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 07:02 |
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 06:52 |
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What the hell kind of job does that wife have?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 12:51 |
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diarrheople
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 22:00 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Grave soaking sounds like something the occultists in the Nazi party would have told their perfect aryan couples to do. Just gently caress in cemeteries so the fetuses would be infused with dead German superpowers. Mary Shelley had sex for the first time on her mom's grave.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 04:10 |
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Betazoid posted:A page behind, but I asked my husband to call my dad before he proposed. My dad wanted his daughters' fiancés to "ask" but that was not acceptable to me or my husband. So he called my dad and said basically "I love Betazoid and want to marry her. I'm going to propose to her soon and wanted you, as her father, to know and give us your blessing." My dad was touched and it was a good compromise. My husband told me later that if my dad had been like "I don't approve", he still would have proposed. It's a blessing, not permission. Good thing you didn't get Lwaxana involved.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 02:17 |
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Should have written "not a mimic" on the baby.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 08:47 |
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Imagine having the sheer balls to ask a stranger to use their tablet when they just watched your hellspawn break their own tablet. Why would they treat someone else's things any better?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 00:33 |
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Winter Stormer posted:This doesn't happen in the story "The bigger kid was playing on an iPad and I guess the battery died or his game stopped working, something happened and the kid started throwing a fit"
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 01:35 |
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I love it when people unintentionally give away their soullessness.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 07:14 |
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YTA for using a prong collar.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 15:02 |
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Art lady should go into her husband's office and start loving up all his math to make it look better.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 18:25 |
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gently caress, I gotta eat more potatoes.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 18:30 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Even at the time, I was happy and grateful that he did that so I didn't have to see it coming and think about it. You know you can close your eyes, right? Do you have eyelids?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 23:17 |
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pentyne posted:I thought the whole "we're 2 separate people" thing for multiple personality had been completely debunked. I don't know why any real therapist would indulge the whole "talk to your other side" thing. I think in this case the point is to start with that and then move on from there, not just laughing in the kid's face and telling them their mental problems are fake.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 19:44 |
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ikanreed posted:What this poster is, is a highly suggestable teen who found some story that helped them deflect the stresses of their life. Yes, maladaptive coping strategies are a problem that can be helped with therapy! Imagine that.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 19:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 06:58 |
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CannonFodder posted:"Johanna didn't make a stink about it in front of us but that night the house stunk of E6000 and mod podge. You could guess what she spent the night doing." Thank you for posting this because I was just about to, lmao. In addition to all the other reasons poster is an rear end in a top hat for posting this and "bullstink."
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 02:35 |
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betaraywil posted:... so what horrible thing did t shirt guy say about the friend that he left out of the story? Because they're too mad for the story he told and he's too manifestly lovely for everyone to be crazy but him. Since he whined that it seemed like they were more like "girlfriends" I'm guessing he said some homophobic poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 23:00 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Like the fabled Blood Letters of Khorne Oh my loving god. Is that a Dreadnought in the back with pipe cleaner legs?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 16:59 |
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Is it a thing like the cilantro gene where most people think it's foul and other people don't care?
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# ¿ May 1, 2021 04:27 |
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I was basically that girl and then I shaved all my hair off because I was so frustrated with my mom trying to control me. Now I just shave my head whenever my hair gets too long and it's great, highly recommend.
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# ¿ May 2, 2021 23:20 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:This poster is correct. I was hoping the word was inoffensive and the reddit poster would have been the fool. Why?
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 23:04 |
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pentyne posted:The deaf community especially regarding CI is like the disability community's equivalent of YA Twitter. Yikes!
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# ¿ May 4, 2021 21:17 |
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...what do those two posts have to do with each other?
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 05:03 |
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Reconstituted mashed potatoes are the fuckin best.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 00:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:15 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:screeching and flailing because someone in my social circle watched the big summer blockbuster before I did and consumed all the Fun; just another reasonable difference of opinion in adult baby land You're defending a guy who is intentionally ruining his supposed friends' fun.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 17:00 |