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Party Sub dude should have loudly proclaimed "DOES ANYONE WANT THIS SANDWICH BEFORE I SLAY IT"
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so what\s the secret raccoon meat and blue cheese or something
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Stay at Home Furdad Naked Wedding Group Photo Insecure Fiancee Landlord Jumps To Conclusions Hard, Fast I CAN SEE YOUR BUTTHOLE I'm Gonna Cheat Just to See if He Cares A promise is a promise (to fly me to another country) And Drunken (consensual) Sex Are all hilariously broke brain idiots that make me believe that we're living in a simulation meant to stretch the concepts of stupidity because how do these people exist
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Petty-er than my ex at our parents wedding And I can't pay my bills because of Mental Health issues/ Anal Lube Lmao
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Jan 14, 2020 10:47
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And in such an obvious way huh
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Jan 14, 2020 11:04
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I think the last item in the set is rag on a stick no?
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Jan 19, 2020 05:22
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Classic case of asoon poo poo, without knowing all the facts There's got to be more to that story that we just don't know such as: Mormon
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Jan 19, 2020 05:41
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They could be singing the baby's shark song
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for cutting up and altering my wedding dress into a functional dress instead of giving it to my sister who can't afford an expensive dress? Reddit : but did he piv the stripper
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limp_cheese posted:I love the mom in this one. Asking someone who just had an important mental health breakthrough why she couldn't just wait a few months to get better so her sister wouldn't be inconvienenced. Have you met an American Mom
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Jan 21, 2020 00:02
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Jesus Christ I wish I had these people's problems and not severe depression
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Jan 23, 2020 03:01
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I am now going to call my female dog Milk Truk
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Jan 24, 2020 19:22
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What the gently caress is wrong with people having such inane issues while I'm over here trying to force myself to not be a mean mugging no life rear end in a top hat gently caress up failson idiot failure
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Jan 31, 2020 03:53
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I think his consistent description of her boobies was downright arousing
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Feb 1, 2020 04:10
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He really needed someone to gently caress him
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Feb 2, 2020 00:48
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Serephina posted:Vasectomy guy might be poor. Filthy welfare-needing poors eh
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Feb 4, 2020 04:41
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Poor manic pixie girlfriend.
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Feb 5, 2020 04:33
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This derail has really gotten sour
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Feb 5, 2020 05:03
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Well you see Her brain doesn't work right That's why
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Feb 6, 2020 00:51
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I am not an expert but just how often does a teenage girl experience menstruation E it says every few months, presumably just for the day each time. That's hardly a 'pattern'
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Feb 6, 2020 05:59
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Thanks for sharing ladies. I had little notion and now I have some.
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Feb 6, 2020 15:22
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Chomp8645 posted:Is mandatory clear backpacks a thing at some schools now? Never heard of that before. Where I went to highschool had metal detectors and routine dog walks. You seriously didn't know about the dire state of our school system?
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Beachcomber posted:It's not her blood. Her vagina is a portal to the period blood dimension. Is that the lore or are you just making poo poo up
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Beachcomber posted:The X-Mens Cyclops' percussive force beams come from an alternate universe of pure concentrated ruby-coloured force, lovingly called by fans and detractors "the punch dimension". I knew someone was gonna make this parallel I mean it's right there in the same shade of color and everything
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Feb 6, 2020 17:22
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What about that lasagna that was the last one Grandma cooked before she died
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Feb 6, 2020 22:53
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cumshitter posted:Hell, I once sent a subordinate a video of myself going from flaccid to erect because they asked for a "hard performance bar chart from inception" for "an eager client who can't wait to see it." Dick jokes
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Feb 8, 2020 08:23
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Don't they have overnight boarding services? Dude should let his sister and her rear end in a top hat fiance pressure him into leaving his pet somewhere for a few days instead of enabling bratty behavior
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Feb 9, 2020 08:23
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Jesus five kids
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Feb 11, 2020 03:37
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Just start replying with images from the cursed thread
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Feb 11, 2020 03:52
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17k for a wedding ? That's low right
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Feb 12, 2020 00:50
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Feb 20, 2020 08:48
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cumshitter posted:Oh it's dog poo poo. Taking down the dartboards just creates these circular areas of cleanliness on the walls of our home that only beg more embarrassing questions. i had a lot of asparagus tonight and my piss just smelled really strange, but that's why I piss outside on the tree like an animal. no cleaning up to do. put the dartboard outside im sure the neighbors wont mind
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Feb 20, 2020 08:58
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I'll get sterilized for two thousand dollars
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Feb 21, 2020 21:53
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Man. Man smells.
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Feb 22, 2020 04:36
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Pirate Radar posted:https://twitter.com/sixbrownchicks/status/1230191202659643394?s=21 That's so funny that you think sixbrownchicks is actually
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Feb 22, 2020 09:39
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Christ the good ole 'masturbating to facebook pictures' flag. what color is that reddit?!
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Feb 23, 2020 05:52
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why do all these posts include the line 'he's my best friend' like goddamn these women must have really terrible friends if this is their best one
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Feb 24, 2020 11:09
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Mr. Lobe posted:correct on the one hand that sounds very believable and on the other hand i have never once been 'polled' in my 24 years of life 'polls' are something I've never understood and just sound like believable, but made up bullshit
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goddamn those grandparents are some loving heroes
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Do you keep that list handy? Like is it a spreadsheet or what
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