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This thread gets a fair amount of poo poo but it never fails to warm my heart seeing these stories where people make it through their terrible childhood and then tell their awful parents to gently caress off forever.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 18:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:24 |
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MagusofStars posted:But how the gently caress do you manage to break a computer screen multiple times a month? Like, Archie grew up with televisions in the house; presumably his family wasn't shattering the TV and buying a new one every two weeks. https://youtu.be/AIzT7wBjfBs
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 16:33 |
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Googling "school prank damage" brings up a lot of stories on one thing that happened last year, dunno if posting it would be too close to doxxing but the long and short of it was super glued doors, spray painted windows, a metric fuckload of toilet paper, and oil all over the floors. Nothing racist or physically harmful but drat that's a lot and I wish I could muster up that kind of energy to do anything in life.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 06:33 |
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Holy poo poo, pregnant mistress or no, sell the goddamn restaurant while it's still doing relatively well, never mind all this "just manage it for 18 years while also lawyering" business, what the hell, no.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 18:18 |
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Darkhold posted:Personal relationship I guess.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 15:13 |
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Dr. Demon Davis, DDS
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 16:53 |
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Huh. That post has actually really made me examine myself and question whether my position on the issue is healthy. I'm also voluntarily not having kids, both because I'm aware I'd be a poo poo parent and because there's a long list of physical and mental illness in my family. I can empathize with the dude's hesitance to potentially raise a kid who he views as being significantly more difficult to raise than a hearing child. On the other hand, his attitude is inarguably ableist by its definition. I mean this without sarcasm, this is why I still visit this forum. It still makes me challenge myself.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 22:56 |
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Funktastic posted:imo this makes the dad also an rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 16:27 |
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Before the pandemic I was a regular at a weekly nude sketch meetup and it's the absolute least sexy thing imaginable unless you can pop a boner to NPR and desperately trying to fix a smudge before a timer goes off, I guess.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 20:55 |
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Hot drat that is the smartest 17-year-old I have ever seen.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 19:42 |
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We Need to Talk About the Name "Kevin"
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 19:38 |
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The only problem with knowing a lot of vegans is there is, invariably, a ten minute discussion about how vegan cheese is actually really good you should try it no not that one this one it's actually better than real cheese Like okay, sure, but like hell I'm paying $17 for vegan cheese, drat.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 16:51 |
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ikanreed posted:My vegan friend makes their own vegan cheeses at home and they're unironically pretty tasty
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 16:57 |
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Huh. At 5' 8" I thought I was pretty much average but now I'm gonna start wearing heels again just to assert my dominance.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 17:35 |
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kimbo305 posted:You haven't noticed you're taller than most women?
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 19:10 |
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Anticheese posted:
I unironically want this on my bathroom door.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 22:33 |
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Kuros posted:Maybe fake, but still, lmao at the edit. (I know he does not actually want her to have hobbies)
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 16:58 |
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Aginor posted:I've decided I'm changing my last name because I'm that estranged from my family. Does that sound fair, thread?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 17:13 |
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I went looking for content just so I could say this: This besmirching of tiny local taquerias and their terrible photo menus will not stand. You'll take my delicious $2 tortas from my cold, fat hands. Anyway, look at this wiener. quote:Am I (M19) Obligated to show up to my Gf (F20) birthday party?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 18:39 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:Reddit pretty universal here voting YTA.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 19:52 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for not wanting my mother in law to take care of my baby after she tried to breastfeed him? HAIL PAIMON
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 05:46 |
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A clear sign that I'm getting old and out of touch is the fact that 11-year-old kids can access and post on Reddit is legitimately horrifying to me.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 20:36 |
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Any teenager who actually wants to share a room is weird as hell.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 16:59 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Yeah, he's being a giant misogynistic baby, but salmon and a hot dog sounds like a cooking show challenge. I'm gonna guess this man doesn't have a particularly refined palate. As for bad dad #274, I can't say I'd be super stoked to give $120,000 to a kid who obviously wants nothing to do with me, but I've also never raised a kid to age 12. I'd probably give him half and build up on the other for stepkid, but even then, ex is absolutely going to raise hell whether he gives some or nothing. He does write like an rear end in a top hat, though. Enemabag Jones fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Feb 24, 2021 |
# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 18:45 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (25F) ex-fiancé (25M) took my ex-best friend’s (25F) virginity and moved her into our home. I’m pregnant with our first child. Not even gonna complain about never getting the Covid vaccine as long as I can keep getting this content pumped in my veins.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 19:14 |
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I have an AITA/r/r-adjacent question, and I trust the people here to make decent judgement, should I or is there a better thread for that?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:10 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:The meta thing would have been to post it to Reddit on a burner account then link it here.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:16 |
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Oh poo poo, I forgot e/n was a thing, do they still do the Darfur orphan thing? E: eh, gently caress it, I don't want to poo poo up the thread, half of the very sweet elderly couple I live next to is screaming a lot, has signs of aggressive dementia-like symptoms, do I reach out or would that make me a Nextdoor neighbor? Enemabag Jones fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Mar 3, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:20 |
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We had a missing stair we caught onto quick and now we have a mugshot of him in his RenFaire getup that they still pass around as a warning.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 22:19 |
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I know this is well-tread ground but Jesus Christ the mods at legaladvice suck. Every comment that isn't just "get a lawyer" is removed.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 17:08 |
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Claw machine girl whips rear end, put a couple pinball games down there and I'd never leave the house.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 21:55 |
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I used to foster animals and only did pregnant dogs/pup litters a handful of times, it is absolutely disgusting. The puppies are cute, sure, but you will never forget the reek of dog poo poo, and keeping all the wriggly motherfuckers clean, warm, and fed at all times is a sisyphusian task. Kittens are ridiculously easy to take care of in comparison. If I showed up to my house and found 10 newborn puppies I can't guarantee I'd be acting much better than the roommate.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 22:25 |
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Wow, racist, has herpes, and is a member of multiple lovely discords, better put a ring on it, can't let that keeper loose
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 16:43 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Something like two thirds of the all the people under 50 in the world are infected with herpes. Yeah my bad, I should've thought more on how to phrase that. "Spreads herpes to unwitting partners," then.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 18:25 |
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He should tell her that, statistically, she's most likely to be murdered by someone she knows, so she isn't really safe no matter where she lives. That'll put her at ease!
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 07:31 |
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I can't form an opinion about pizza couple because my brain gets stuck on the fact that this dude fully intended to eat about $60 worth of pizza, wings, and breadsticks BY HIMSELF. Maybe lady just wanted to cry alone for a while because she realized she'd married Pizza the Hutt.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 20:45 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My friends (22 Fs) think I’m (22 F) a “pick me girl”
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 06:25 |
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Vim Fuego posted:the pomeranian survival strategy is cunning for sure
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 22:08 |
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That is literally every thread title on the Something Awful forums. The diabetes one is v funny.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 15:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:24 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:AITA for singing songs that I made up?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2021 21:48 |