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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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I have a sinking suspicion that this wasn't about women's body temperature in the first place...

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

The fact that anti-preggo OP is a woman may be the most shocking thing ever posted in this thread.

I had my doubts during the last paragraphs with its "feeeeeemaaaaaales", but the rest of it is nothing I haven't heard from other women before. And unfortunately it's not like her reasoning is entirely wrong. OP is a loving moron for getting herself so worked up over a non-issue, especially since everybody else seems to be on board with the changes, but I've heard male colleagues talk openly about how they wouldn't hire women of a certain age-range, because all they'd do was get pregnant and make life hard for everyone. It's becoming less common, but it's still there, and especially if OP is a bit older, she may very well have had to hide her own issues from male colleagues and thinks this is how it should be.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

My (24F) boyfriend (34M) got mad that I wouldn’t send a half naked picture to his ex girlfriend (30F)

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year and one thing that really bothered me was how much he bad mouthed his ex. They dated SIX YEARS AGO and they ended because she cheated on him. He’s still clearly bitter and her 30th birthday is in a few days.

My bf asked me to wear something racy and put on the fake diamond ring he bought me (from his gas station) so he could take a picture and send it to her to make her jealous. I refused immediately because I told him why does he care and why is he wasting his time. She’s moved on and has a boyfriend so nothing would come out of it.

He got defensive and angry..he said “I don’t care I hate her!” And “all you c*nts are the same”. Then when I got angry he got upset that I wasn’t showing him affection or touching him lovingly.

I’m so exhausted I don’t know what to do. Talking to him about it will only cause a fight...How can I approach this situation in a less hostile way?

TLDR-Bf got mad I wouldn’t make his ex jealous

Yeah, I think I'm on the cheater's side here.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Sunswipe posted:

Serious answer: your MIL can see the kid once she apologises to him and knocks off the "you'll turn him gay" poo poo.

Comedy answer: as above, but with

Can't see why she'd refuse, it's just hair.

Because if she got a buzzcut, she'd turn into a lesbian, duh.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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DemoneeHo posted:

My Girlfriend’s Post-Sex Ritual Is Freaking Me Out

"Help! My girlfriend showers after sex! This hurts my fragile ego!"

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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It sounds like she's making a big deal out of nothing, but this:

Cockmaster posted:

AITA for not making a big deal about my friend transitioning

I congratulated her and obviously changed my pronouns but I still call her L as it still works for the name she now has (didn't change much at all..think of me calling her M after changing her name from mario to maria).

So he still uses her old name, because it's close enough to her new name? That's seriously rude.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Peaceful Anarchy posted:

Pancakes are at least tier 3.
Tier 0 is hard boiled eggs. The only way to gently caress them up is to crack the egg before putting it in the water. After that even if you destroy your pot your egg should be ok.
Tier 1 is pasta or rice which is just put in water and boil but you can still gently caress up if you let it go too long.
Tier 2 is boiling something you then have to do something with like mashed potatoes.
Pancakes require making the batter and then not burning them that's a lot that can go wrong. I'd put in the same tier as sauteeing, sure it's a couple of simple steps but some people will find a way.

Can confirm, a friend's roommate once left his hard boiled eggs alone for about two hours and all the water evaporated. She heard an explosion from the kitchen and found pieces of egg stuck to her door. He still ate it.

As for pancakes, no idea how he did it, but my husband's sole attempt to make them left him with tiny pieces of pancakes because he couldn't figure out how to flip them. He also turned on the wrong plate and managed to melt my handmixer.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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If you do both, you get two presents.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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quote:

he does it by boiling the patties and then putting it in a frying pan with a little bit of water
No, he clearly steams them after the boiling process, whatever that entails. It's stew.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

I also can't get over how he bought one for himself, too.

That's an easy one, the characters in the game wear matching engagement necklaces too. At least the 20% of the time when the woman isn't dead/crystallized.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Algol Star posted:

I'm sorry he couldn't deal with the idea of a sperm donor but was happy with his wife sleeping with some dudes and then getting back together?

It's gotta be something like he'd be legally responsible for a child by a sperm donor, right? Wife has children via sperm donation, he's the father and has to pay for the kids, wife has children from other men, he can choose exactly how much he wants to engage with them. He only got back together with her after she'd dealt with the pregnancies and early baby years herself.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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quote:

During the dinner I came out as lesbian and explained to everyone my friend is actually my girlfriend
It's definitely phrased in a way that makes me think she stood up and held a speech, not that she was asked about her girlfriend and gave a truthful answer.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Because clearly the coworker is an evil whore who will seduce the pure husband away from her, as evidenced by __________.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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zakharov posted:

Do you live in Europe?

In Europe(an royalty) this is completely normal.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my wife I don't care if it's "her turn" we're not naming our son Tuesday?

The only book with a character named Tuesday I know of is the Tuesday Next series, so NTA, the wife has lovely taste in names and books.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's just a matter of different cultures having different preoccupations. I found it strange at first but I adapted. As the saying goes "When in Rome don't bother to knock 'cause there's no lock." If European toilet door etiquette freaks you out then their urinal etiquette will blow your mind.

The urinal etiquette of leaving one space open between bathroom goers? Because I somehow doubt that's unique to Europe.

Also, European here, and the only bathroom without a lock I've ever seen was in my old apartment where the previous tenant apparently made off with all the indoor keys and the landlord didn't give a gently caress.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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John Wick of Dogs posted:

It's not going to work out, lady.

But also if you're ok with porn, you should be ok with camgirls/only fans/etc

God forbid the performer actually get paid for their work

And if she's okay with camgirls, she should also be okay with nude pics from women he knows, after all it's the same thing.

And if she's okay with other women sending him nudes, she should also be okay with him sleeping with them, not much of a difference there.

Or maybe everybody is allowed to decide for themselves where their boundaries are.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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His actions as described were definitely justified - his wife was too drunk to even speak for herself and her friend wanted to carry her off with three strangers. Problem is, he seems to be entirely fixated on the idea that there's something she's not telling him (i.e. she hosed someone else while drunk), instead of all the insanity surrounding this story. I mean, the wife was apparently unable to remember anything after a certain point, and her coworker after calling the police and blowing up her phone is now calling him to threaten him, and his only takeaway is that this probably means his wife is lying?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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He says the birthdays are within four days of each other though. There is absolutely no reason why the birthdays have to be merged in the first place.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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big dyke energy posted:

Oleander is cool, I support the parents choosing a weird name that really isn't too out there. It's no Asheeleigh or whatever.

I was always one of 5+ kids with my name at school, it's so loving annoying to have a very common name and I've always hated it.

Best of both worlds: Having a unique name, but it kind of sounds like two more common names, so everybody over forty always calls you by those names and you constantly get confused with the kids with those names.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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wheatpuppy posted:

Someone here on SA recently theorized that she was pulling her hair back to wring the water out of it.

I always figured she grabbed her hair and moved it behind her shoulders, like you do when you don't want it in your face. That would be the same movement as if she was going to put it into a ponytail, but wouldn't result in a ponytail, so that's why he calls it pretending. A normal person would have just said she moved her hair out of her face.

(In case it turns out nobody else does this, I don't have a brother and my mom has never used water to weigh me, but if she did I probably wouldn't enjoy it.)

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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I mean, the underwear might be the least of the problems in the age-gap relationship where the 37-year-old doesn't know how to wipe down a counter?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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So he's married, right?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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teen witch posted:

WIBTA if I requested that guests not wear any jewellery at my wedding?

This one is so weird. I have the same brain worm that she has where I don't like to wear jewellery and think it looks unattractive on people, but I never came up with the idea of just ordering my guests to not wear any. That's just the dumbest thing ever.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Even if the club doesn't have a reputation, what are the odds that the video game club filled with well-adjusted people of all genders? You know it's gonna be 90% men plus one or two really weird women.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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The Lone Badger posted:

Self-lubricating assholes is the big one I remember.

Yeah, sure, next thing you'll claim is that dicks don't actually transform into giant glowing shafts.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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pentyne posted:

My (28F) husband (30M) wants to get rid of our fridge. I like having a fridge.

That's a new one...

As usual with conspiracies, I think most of the stuff is at least partially true. We'll have to wait for the really weird stuff to appear.

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He has been showing me articles about how many ingredients don't actually need to be refrigerated, contrary to popular perception and what the food industry tells us (apparently commercially sold mayonnaise is acidic enough to prevent bacteria growth?).
There are definitely foodstuffs that don't need to be refrigerated, especially when unopened. Commercial products will have undergone some sort of sterilisation procedure, so a closed jar of mayonnaise won't go bad from being stored at room temperature. That is, unless you were to, say, open it to take out some of the content and leave the rest for later. That is what actually causes most of the mold and bacteria in food. A friend of mine has had a jar of jam get mouldy, which is normally considered safe because of the low water content.

As for the acidity, mayonnaise has a pH of 4.5, which will keep away some of the bacteria. Others are tolerant of an acidic environment. Some of them even prefer it. There's a lot of different bacteria out there. Although I'd guess that the first thing that will happen to the mayonnaise will actually be that the emulsion destabilizes. That's probably the best-case scenario, because it's clearly visible and looks ugly, and at the same time isn't dangerous by itself, so maybe they'll learn that they do need the fridge?

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He says the agriculture industry intentionally removes protective coating from eggs so people have to refrigerate them, but it's okay if we buy from a small farm.
I've actually heard that too, at least it's supposed to be common practice in the US? Not for the purpose of forcing people to refrigerate them of course, but something about the way eggs are treated. In Europe, eggs don't need to be refrigerated for about a week, so if you use them fast enough, you can store them outside. Most people still keep them in the fridge, probably because it's easier to have one place to store them.

It's definitely possible to live without a fridge and still live safely. The main attraction of fridges is that they allow you to store food for longer. If you didn't have a fridge, you'd have to buy a lot of things daily fresh, and you'd probably need to throw out a lot more food. Not sure how you'd handle butter for example, but I guess a cellar would do for a lot of things? Of course, with the conspiracy husband, he's definitely not going to change his lifestyle, and will probably eat the stuff gone bad to prove that Big Fridge is a lie.

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He keeps talking about "Big Fridge" as if that is a powerful and dangerous industry like Big Oil or Big Pharma.
I'm definitely looking forward to where this is going. Maybe aliens want to destroy our ozone layer with fridges?

Cloacamazing! fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Sep 7, 2020

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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A lot of things are weird with ten bridesmaids expected to pay 600$ each for the honor of standing next to the bride in pictures. I would say that the income from the bridesmaids alone would pay for the wedding, but we all know the actual costs here are in the six-digit range.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Invisible Clergy posted:

I'm familiar with the concept of pre-cleaning before a cleaner arrives from sitcoms, but was unaware that it was a thing people did in real life. If you guys don't mind my asking, what kinds of tasks do you do yourselves, and what is left for the cleaner when they get there? I've never hired a cleaner, earlier, primarily due to lack of funds, and currently, due to the plague, but my chief hangup was that I'd need to decide where to put away all my clutter and then tell them, and at that stage, it seemed easier to do it myself.

My grandmother cleans as much as she can, because she doesn't want the cleaner to think she's a slob. She still needs someone to come because she is 86 years old and legitimately can't do some things, but you better believe she's cleaning the house the day before. I'm guessing normal people would do some pre-cleaning, like checking the house to see if there's anything that looks slobby, dirty dishes, clothes, etc.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not being godmother to my niece because I can't talk about my poly relationship?

This one is just so weird, why can't she just wear her wedding ring? People will see that and assume she's married, done. I guess the relatives know she's not married? Or it's obvious from her last name? In which case they... wouldn't assume she was married. I fail to see how anybody would jump to "Clearly this woman must be in a bisexual poly triad!" just from that.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Invisible Clergy posted:

What exactly was the argument against universal paternity tests whenever it came up? Seems like they'd forestall a lot of situations like the one OP's going through and prevent any switched at birth type scenarios to boot.

Aside from the whole only outing women's cheating stuff, wouldn't it also be the same issue as with the whole mandatory drug screening for people on food stamps stuff? As in, a lot of effort and additional costs for the sole purpose of punishing the few people who abuse the system? The majority of people on food stamps use them to buy food, the majority of pregnant women tell the truth about their child's father. Forcing everybody to take the test is putting them all under suspicion for the sake of catching a few outliers. And it's not as if either test would actually solve the problem it detects. People would just find ways around the paternity test in the same way they work around drug screenings. And in both cases, a false positive could potentially ruin an innocent person's life.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Miss posted:

Me and my Twin [both 25M] our Sister [28F] is getting married, and our family have become quite hostile when we said no

This is really difficult to read (possibly because half the story is in brackets), I am not entirely sure what's going on here (because constantly interrupting a long sentence makes it difficult to follow the story), so I'm just going to assume (based on the title) that the family (who is insane) wants the twin brothers to marry the sister and they refused (which is a sensible move).

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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teen witch posted:


AITA for having my husband out of the delivery room when he brought his mother instead of mine?


"I figured any mother would do, you know?"

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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pentyne posted:

The HPV vaccine is like the only known medical treatment that will causes a massive drop in risk for a type of cancer. How it has not become as ubiquitous as the measles shot is baffling to me.

yes I know they think it will turn girls into whores who aren't afraid of sex

My loving doctor told my mother that I didn't have to get the HPV vaccine at age 14 because it could be delayed until I actually started having sex. I didn't find out about the cancer risk reduction until years later, when my obgyn explained it to me.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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So what are the odds that he cheated on his previous relationship with OP?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Sillybones posted:

Okay, but is it racist to be more afraid of a group of black strangers in the street than a group of white strangers in the street?

It definitely is. The thing is, the OP was right about dangerous black men being a common stereotype in the media, so most white people, especially women, will actually do this subconsciously. It sounds like OP is aware of that fact, but instead of recognizing this as stupid and trying to work around it, they seem to use it as an explanation for why they are justified in avoiding groups of black men. That's the racist part.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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But if they didn't bother anyone with their poly bullshit, why even be in a poly relationship?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Tried that approach before. He'll just argue that it's different for women, because he's not into men, but women are into men, so they should at least get to know him before rejecting him.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Sagebrush posted:

i'd love to hear her justification for not having two flower girls.

like who loving cares. they're the same age. get them matching dresses and everyone will think it's cute. grow up

Probably along the same lines as how she declared her fiancé's sister to be more like a niece and her niece to be more like a sister - because she doesn't give a poo poo about anybody else's feeling, this is her SPECIAL DAY and it has to be exactly how she wants it.

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for sticking by my husband and not going to my daughter’s wedding?

That ex-husband is quite hung up on the biblical values of his daughter in law for someone who knocked up an 18 years old college student when he was 29...
And for her second marriage she went for "literally old enough to be her father". But the stripping daughter in law is the one with the family problems.

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