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kntfkr
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Findom is definitely unethical. It hurts families and isn't a fair exchange. Guys who engage it are stupid and taken advantage of.

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kntfkr
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Tom Tucker posted:

Bartenders are liable for serving people too much or serving under aged people - sex workers should be held to the same standard of safety.

This means that like alcohol sex work should be legal and highly regulated.

Totally agree.

kntfkr
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I want to stuff that nerd into a trash can so much it hurts. WAY TO MAKE SEX LAME, NERD.

kntfkr
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I [72m] jerked off in the corner while the pool boy [45ftm] banged my wife [13f] (central Florida). A'IGHT? AITA?

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Tomfoolery posted:

Karens are like the Eloi, who originally ruled over the morlocks but now are cattle

Is this a xenogears reference?

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Baronjutter posted:

Someone I vaguely knew was dating this girl but it was such a forced cry for attention. She'd talk like that previously posted "baby talk" dude where everything was doggos and puppers and she put on this sort of "baby accent" and just say what ever the latest "wholesome" reddit meme was. Not because this was natural language for her, but so people would ask her what the word meant or why she was saying it so much so she could then pull out her phone and explain the difference between a "birb" and "borb" were. She's also do poo poo like just wear fairy wings or a plastic princess crown and then get increasingly visibly upset no one was commenting on it. Eventually she'd just interrupt and flat out ask what people thought about her wearing wings or a princess crown or what ever the gently caress she was doing for attention that moment. "I can't believe no one's asked about my wiiiiiings today! I was going through my old dress up trunk and thought they were soooo cute and just had too lol I'm so weird!" She would actually say "lol" frequently in conversation. She'd constantly announce ridiculous plans and career aspirations, which she could easily do because she was a trust fund kid who never had to actually work a day in her life.

Sounds like it would be really difficult not to be mean to her.

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Baronjutter posted:

I know someone you should rob and/or swindle

Do you know what the family business was? This kinda sounds like a sausage heiress I've been hearing about down at the jersey shore.

kntfkr
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My PS4 is broken and I tried to fix it with washers but it just made it overheat and now it's not turning on for more than 3 seconds again.

kntfkr
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My PS4 is broken but it has PT on it. Can I trade it for a working PS4 that doesn't have PT on it? Am I the Ant-man?

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA for pulling the “ my husband is the CEO” card on a nurse?

That lady is an rear end in a top hat for being married to a CEO of a hospital. Her husband is an rear end in a top hat for being a CEO of a hospital.

kntfkr
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Bruceski posted:

The worst part of this pandemic is that the supermarket has one-way lanes on the aisles and it's completely disrupted my usual flow.

Those arrows can go gently caress themselves.

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mllaneza posted:

TA plus guillotine. The kid has her own play room.

Pre pandemic I was laid off and depressed & manic with a one year old and I brought him into the apple store at the mall and set him down on a table to pick up an Apple Watch and casually stroll out of the store and he dropped it right before the exit and I've never been more disappointed in him 'fore or since.

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Bruceski posted:

I don't make the rules, I don't like the rules, but not following the rules feels... almost physically painful. It's just wrong. Other people can do it easily (whether that's a good idea at the time or not) and I don't know how. Follow the arrows, return carts to the receptacles, keep off the grass if the sign says to, I need some reason bigger than "it's a hassle" to disobey rules of any sort.

Between the cart and fogged up glasses in winter with masks on, I plum can't see the arrows unless I look down at my feet and then the arrows just make me feel bad so like..... gently caress 'em.

kntfkr
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sounds like a really fun wedding and supportive family

kntfkr
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Whenever I go to (went to) China for business, I'd spend every minute in the Intercontinental on the billion dollar toilet using its space bidet and heated seat.

Whoever thought dry paper was the best way to deal with poop on your anus is a feckin eejit

kntfkr
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My wife would just take a slice because marriage is supposed to be reciprocal. I'd call the pizza thing grounds for divorce. That guy sounds like a real piece of poo poo.

kntfkr
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Dragonlivorce

kntfkr
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My avatar is missing a comma. Big whoop.

kntfkr
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Some of these straight up read like "AITA for being an rear end in a top hat?"

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for Telling a Friend He Shouldn't Have Taken a Vacation Two Months Before His Wedding if He Wanted People to Donate to His Honeymoon?

Ummmm, like.....ew.

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Lieutenant Dan posted:

Do what some mixed parents do and give your kids two names! I use my colonizer name in white people society and my Chinese name wherever people speak Cantonese. Specifically though, for some folks, Spanish colonization was really awful and I respect not wanting to name your kid after the people who destroyed your culture, but, uh, that's something you should probably talk to your husband about, because it's proooobably gonna be a bit deeper-seeded than just beefing over naming your kid Jose.

My wife is Miao, from Hunan, and the eldest of 3 kids which made her brother, the youngest, illegal for a while. As kids, she gave him the nickname of "Treasure Mountain" and when he finally had to get an ID and deal with the state or whatever, her parents couldn't figure out what the brother's actual name was so they wound up making "Treasure Mountain" his official name and he's always held a grudge against my wife for getting stuck with such a goofy name.

kntfkr
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I think so, yeah.

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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Not at all, it changes as they grow. I started with light brown hair and bright green eyes to strawberry, bright blonde with hazel eyes to dark blonde/brown hair as I aged. My eyes are still hazel but sometimes look green if I wear certain colors. People change as they age, it's not that weird. And it's super weird for the dude with double recessive traits to be mad that his kid doesn't have them unless he's a real dumbass.

I was at a party once during college and talking to someone about the recessive nature of red hair and this ginger overheard and took it as a personal insult, like I was threatening extinction upon his kind and he really wanted to fight me about it.

kntfkr
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Nothing of the sort. I wasn't even talking to the kid. It was like at a punk rock kinda house (this was in New Brunswick/ Rutgers) and I had on a polo shirt so I guess I looked preppy and this guy was really drunk and aggro. He later got his rear end roughed up and thrown out for trying to start a fight with someone else and he accidentally elbowed a girl in the face while gesturing wildly.

kntfkr
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I thought your 2 dads were just really close friends!

kntfkr
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rear end-pen

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Barudak posted:

Its a skyrocketing porn genre, the cucking porn for the modern, shut in, possibly not racist, porn watcher.

Fella's not even joking. This is a thing already.

kntfkr
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What's with "douchebags" and "excessive use" of "quotation marks"?

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kimbo305 posted:

Alright, what's the worst food you've sucked a mean dick for.

definitely cum

kntfkr
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That couple sounds annoying.

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This might be one of the worst reasons I've ever heard. You had a second kid as an accessory for the first?
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As an only child, it's not a bad reason. Most of us are loving nuts. Having grown up without a sense of other.

kntfkr
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I like the name Siobhan but wouldn't name a daughter that because American schools are full of jerks.

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Darkhold posted:

I think we need some kind of acronym get new friends.

At our wedding, one of my wife's idiot au-pair friends said that she had dressed understated to not show up my wife who is stacked and this other girl is built like a runway. Then she complained that the bottle of tequila I bought for her was too low proof. Well sir, we didn't share any of our cocaine or ketamine with her and haven't seen her since.

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

I have seen a lot of hoarder houses/apartments

Why tho?

kntfkr
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Why would you not want to marry into a strip club/porn store? If that was an option and I hosed it up, I think I would glass myself.

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Evil Willow posted:

WIBTA for calling the cops on my employer over drug use?

People like this should be illegal. #abolishsnitches

kntfkr
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why you eat in dis order? you gotta eat in dat order!

kntfkr
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15k to be a prostitute on retainer is getting ripped off

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

AITA for only buying my daughter books that are close to her reading level
Dear Reddit, tell me I'm cool for ruining something my kid loves? TIA!

My daughter is hot but only wears frumpy clothes so I threw all those out and now she won't get dressed. Am I a stupid loving bitch?

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

if you only ever try to get with Salma Hayek you'll be shot down 100% of the time.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! LOVE WILL FIND A WAY SALMA BB

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