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Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA For refusing to give back the donations after cancelling my wedding?


quote:

this also includes you people who wasted your cash to put toilet paper and facepalm on my post

What does this mean?

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Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

MarcusSA posted:

It is a bit weird she’s asking him to gently caress off every Thursday(or whatever)and figure something out to do.

Like I get wanting alone time but it’s a 3br place. Maybe she just needs to live alone?

He didn't say three bedroom, he said three rooms - I think that means they're in Europe? I'm not well versed in apartment/house terminology outside of the US but it doesn't mean the same as three bedrooms.

And honestly, I can kind of understand it... I miss having our 2br apartment to myself sometimes when my husband would work late or do something on his own. I'm a big introvert and am anxious from the lack of alone time at home.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Cowslips Warren posted:


AITA for expecting a thankyou from my step children


Oddly enough I cannot find the OP's husband's age!

She posts somewhere else that he's 44 and they've been dating for 2 years, not married, so she's not even their stepmom, just dad's girlfriend.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Straight White Shark posted:

yeah including the microphone in the specs for his gaming rig is kind of a giveaway

And they live in Brazil.

I Googled software engineer salaries in Brazil and average yearly salary is roughly the same as that gaming setup cost, so holy poo poo. :psyduck:

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

People are just the result of the jellyfish (meat) and robot (skellington) universes merging. We are robots inside jellyfish. :hai:

A good excuse to share this song:

Skeleton Man, Axis of Awesome

https://youtu.be/9u_v9H24PfY

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

WIBTA if I take my daughter to get the HPV vaccine, behind her dad's back?

This part is a huge yikes:

Even though he's lived with me and the kids their whole life, (and he has been home nearly 24/7 that whole time,) he hasn't been an involved parent. He spends his days & nights either asleep, or on his phone. Which means, I've had to play the role of both mom and dad to them. So in many ways, I do feel like they are MY kids, rather than OUR kids. Which is the only reason why I'd even consider getting her vaccinated behind his back. But even so, it still feels wrong for some reason.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

DrManiac posted:

I keep thinking about the tooth chest. Like, imagine the feeling of slowly pushing your hand into a chest of thousands of broken human teeth and getting elbow deep.


Imagine scooping out 2 palms full of teeth and feeling them sift through your fingers

I accidentally skipped over the page with the tooth post and every page since has been wild. I'm afraid of what was actually in that post.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Why the hell are all these people having weddings and other social interactions right now? :psyduck:

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Kenshin posted:

Yeah my landlord has never inspected my apartment, I've lived in the building I'm in for about 3 years now. In fact, I can't remember any apartment I've ever had an apartment inspection in here in the Seattle area.

Huh, I've lived in my building in Seattle for almost a decade and we have inspections/entry at least twice a year. Once to check the smoke alarms and once to vacuum the dryer ducts. They've seemed reasonable. :shrug: Could just be a building management thing.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Baronjutter posted:

gently caress absolutely anyone in any story going to a wedding or family gathering or any of this poo poo. Automatic rear end in a top hat.

At the very least, the one with the lesbian best friend is in New Zealand.

Not sure about this later one though. And the amount of posts talking about parties and weddings just has me baffled and loving pissed off.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Sisal Two-Step posted:

My (65M) son’s ex is threatening to boycott Thanksgiving with my grandkids if I don’t ban his new fiancée from attending.

I considered spoiling the ages in this one but like. You already know. It won't come as a surprise to anyone.

OP:


quote:

I’ll confirm then: he cheated on his girlfriend with the then 22 year old and then moved in with her. But I’m not judging my son and wish them love and prosperity in their marriage.


quote:

I don’t know about that- I personally like his fiancée because she makes my son happy and he treats her well. I will always love the ones my son loves.


quote:

I choose my son always. If his ex had been the one to cheat on my son I would have cut her out of our lives. My son, always and I also have accepted his fiancée.


I see where the son gets it.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

LadyPictureShow posted:

My S.O made an un-necessary rude comment about my moms cooking tonight, and I don’t know if I’m wrong for being mad about it


:psyduck:

Christ, as someone who loves to cook for others (and sorry, I mention this a lot but I'm a food product developer so it's relevant), I encourage constructive criticism. It's not helpful to only lavish unwarranted praise. It wasn't even to the mom directly!

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I do wonder if she's being an unreliable narrator though - she seems really caught up in the fact that he didn't like them, and that's it. They could have engaged in more of a conversation but we don't know.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Cowslips Warren posted:


Aita for planning my gender reveal [snip]

Yes, stop with the loving gender reveals.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I'm a broken American and I love Fisherman's Friend and salmiak, and last time I was in Stockholm I bought a bunch of raspberry & salmiak Fisherman's Friend because it's delicious.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Bony-Eared Assfish posted:

Oh also it's spelled Salmiakki, but since no human being should ever consume it, who cares about the spelling?

It's also spelled salmiak!

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Sisal Two-Step posted:

The technical definition of 'beverage' is any drink that isn't water, hence their previous 'fights'. Yes I am also insufferable for knowing this, but if I offered someone a beverage and they asked for water, I wouldn't correct them or make it a thing, even to be cute.

I've worked in the beverage industry for years (including at a water company), I've always considered water a beverage if it's bottled.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Motronic posted:

What is the piss is bottled?

A beverage, but good luck finding a manufactuter to produce it for you.

I am extremely anti peeing in the hot tub, for the record.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

drat do I miss Swedish candy now. I stumbled upon this place the first time I visited and I was in heaven: https://lakritsroten.se/

I have a bag of licorice and violet skum mushrooms on my kitchen counter.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Soylent Pudding posted:

I encourage everyone to do the math on this one.

AITA for attending my ex fiancée’s funeral? We had two kids together but almost everybody hates that I went.

So he got tired of dealing with her cancer battle and cheated on her with a younger woman.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Gnoman posted:

There are precisely three food coloring agents more restricted in the EU than in the US - two yellow dyes and red 40. These require a warning label for possible hyperactivity in the EU but not the US. There are no artificial flavorings that are, on a quick search.


Food scientist/product developer here, it's hard to compare flavor designations because the regulations around how flavors are termed "natural" and "artificial" are complicated and pretty different between the US and the EU. In the US though, artificial flavors are perfectly safe and are the same chemicals that natural flavors are (everything is a chemical). Often they taste better, too, because it can be difficult to extract the precise flavor note from the named source.

Flavors are made by extracting aromatic chemicals, then recombining them to make the flavor profile that you want.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

The Lone Badger posted:

Feel lucky. In Australia we don't even have an official definition for 'natural'.

For the most part neither do we! "Natural flavor" is pretty much the only category that does.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

ikanreed posted:

Just don't push your imitation vanilla extract on my cookies and we're good, science guy

Science girl 😉

Cook's Illustrated did a blind test that showed that tasters couldn't tell the difference and at times preferred the imitation vanilla:

https://www.cooksillustrated.com/articles/1345-in-search-of-the-best-vanilla

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Not to keep the food derail going too long but:

There's no evidence that red #40 can cause anaphylactic reactions - could have been an intolerance or just an overreactive parent. There's a lot of those.

Bruceski posted:

Just out of curiosity, how does this deal with allergens? If you use "artificial" flavors to mimic a strawberry, is that information available to people allergic to strawberries? I honestly don't know if the products used would actually be an allergy risk, but flavor alone's likely to trigger an aversion reaction that's best avoided.

Just curious because I happened to be chatting with a friend today with that allergy and how it can hide in ingredients compared to more common reporting-required allergens.

In the US only the "big 8" allergens are required to be specifically called out, so I'd recommend anyone with a non-big-8 allergy with concerns like that to reach out to the manufacturer. We keep that information on file or can get it from our suppliers pretty readily. Flavors are very unlikely to have any of the allergenic material, though.

Motronic posted:

Cooks Illustrated, the "mayo is too spicy" midwestern magazine that started the most bland cooking show ever, Americas Test Kitchen.

Of course they liked the artificial. I'm sure that audience prefers margarine to real butter and cool whip to fresh whipped cream among other over processed foods.

They take a methodical, somewhat scientific approach, and blind tasting is much more reliable than unblinded - humans have an incredible amount of bias. Cook's Illustrated themselves are from the east coast (they do have a "midwestern magazine"/Taste of Home spinoff), but they're generally relatively trustworthy from my perspective. Also, when exposed to heat, the complexity of natural vanilla extract is lost due to how volatile the aromatics are.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

The bad person in me says she should have her partner scold the mom for interfering in HIS household

That actually may be the only way to get grandma to listen and understand.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I've been digging the Wirecutter and the Strategist kids gift guides:

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/gifts/kids/

https://nymag.com/strategist/gift-guides/good-for-kids

They have them separated for each age. The gifts have been pretty successful!

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Sisal Two-Step posted:

Surprising nobody, the new wife is 24

quote:

Forced my wife to keep trying for kids because I wanted a son, blamed failure to conceive entirely on her (she's the one who failed to get pregnant after her womb provided us with two lesser models :/), left her when the kid died and she became a huge buzzkill about the whole thing, traded her in for a model 20 years younger who gives my daughters unsolicited advice. Anyway AITA???

poo poo, I didn't even make the connection on that first part.

I'm horrified and angry about that whole post. Do these people ever open their eyes after they post and get everyone telling them they're an rear end in a top hat?

Involuntary Sparkle fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Dec 24, 2020

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Sisal Two-Step posted:


AITA for telling my mom to stop obsessing over my boobs?

Why do porn brainworms and church brainworms look so similar?

Ugh I could have written this one myself. I had to get a real bra at 9, got made fun of in Catholic school because of it (our uniform blouses were fairly sheer and boys would snap my bra), and my mom constantly suggested breast reduction surgery. I am very very glad I never listened to her.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

They're the rear end in a top hat, but it's very easy to spend $200 on Christmas dinner. We have a quarantine bubble with our friends; the locally raised, trimmed and prepped 3lb beef tenderloin alone was $140. Potatoes, brussels, wine, dessert, etc meant about $300 for the four of us. But the meal is our gift to them as well.

My mom took money from me when I was growing up and promised to repay me, which never happened.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

CharlestheHammer posted:

Locally raised is functionally just a way to overcharge people so it checks out

Eh, also Seattle prices. Normally I buy a 6 lb prime beef tenderloin from Costco and it runs us over $150. Wanted to support a local butcher this year.

Very much :guillotine: absolutely.

Edit: oh and I work in the food industry. I completely understand that "local meat" is a marketing thing - I was supporting a local butcher vs Costco. And I'm mostly vegetarian and this is a once a year treat so having someone do the prepping and trimming for me is worth it.

Involuntary Sparkle fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Dec 31, 2020

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

It was trimmed and trussed, which was nice because usually the trussing is a pain. I always do a peppercorn crust and a brandy sauce.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Midnight Voyager posted:

Why the motherfuck do these shitass schools always give their uniforms super sheer blouses?! They're so goddamn concerned with SINNING BOOBS but God forbid they give you a shirt that hides them. And of course they put little girls in skirts, knowing drat well that if they play, panties might be flashed.

gently caress Christian/Catholic school uniforms.

Bonus is, I went to Catholic school with Ron DeSantis and his sister. So the kind of school that spit him out is what that was. Thankfully my mom did pull me out early since I was being bullied and put me into the much better Florida public school system (I'm not joking, it was much better than the Catholic school).

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Batterypowered7 posted:

Depends on whether you're in the US or in the UK. It's like PEMDAS and BODMAS.

Don't you mean PEBKAC?

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!


My whole twitter timeline is about baked beans and cans, I was dreading seeing it pop up here.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!


https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/1345783635094466561

I've already muted "bean dad" but there are so many different ways to talk about the situation that they're still coming through.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

littlebluellama posted:

She also said the gifts were made out of cotton yarn, not the yarn that the lady had given her, so that was even weirder.

No, she clarified that only the washcloths were from a different yarn, that everything else was from the yarn she was gifted.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

welcome to hell posted:

AITA for telling my husband’s ex not to worry about our baby?

Jesus the ex-wife is a saint.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

the comments exchange is basically "yeah covid's not an issue here ever heard of New Zealand? No I don't mean I live in New Zealand, stupid" so choose your own adventure fanfiction or dumbass chud who thinks the existence of New Zealand is a slam dunk that they don't have to worry about it in suburban Wisconsin or whatever

He finally admits in the comments that:


quote:

I’m in PA—- small county with no Covid issues


So yeah.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I mean, outside of trying to save money, that's a perfectly acceptable way to cook pasta:
https://www.seriouseats.com/2013/05/ask-the-food-lab-can-i-start-pasta-in-cold-water.html

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Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I was ordering takeout online from a local restaurant in Seattle last month, noticed these on the Catering section of the menu, and thought about the party sub guy eating $200+ worth of sandwich.


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