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luxury handset posted:this is impressively stupid There's a twitter thread somewhere written by one of the people trying to coax the recipe out of him. No results last time I checked
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 20:44 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:40 |
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The only thing better than ordering things from shady chinese resellers is ordering things from shady chinese resellers and then eating them
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 21:53 |
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In NYC that's the rule, you have to stay in the bar area. We go to trivia at the nearest Whole Foods bar because the prize is a gift card good for the whole store.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 17:33 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Why would you even want someone who doesn't drink coffee to make the coffee, it'd probably turn out loving terrible. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. Although maybe doing this once would put them off requesting it ever again.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 22:36 |
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Looking forward to the followup about the huge blowup he has with his girlfriend when some baby thing disrupts his sacrosanct gaming schedule
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 18:18 |
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That's only 3 cupcakes each, maybe they're tiny. Which just leads to someone popping the whole thing into their mouth without biting it and the reveal still fails.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 16:56 |
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Play posted:You'd think gender reveal parties would be relatively safe, undramatic events To be fair most of them are, you never hear about them because parties where nobody gets hurt don't go viral
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 21:41 |
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Clearly the solution is to follow the theme to the letter and show up to the wedding with your hair dyed blue and green
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 19:19 |
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He creates the bot and later discovers that his girlfriend has also been using a bot to send "I love you" all this time. They break up but their phones fall in love.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 20:14 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for pregnancy/baby-proofing my house? This man and I have very different tastes in women and presumably coffee
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 19:39 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Or this goon of bygone times, mayhaps https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=41015 I always figured that person was also an Izzard reference
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 21:51 |
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Normally you wait until the baby is born to develop munchausen syndrome by proxy
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 23:00 |
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Get a company truck with a sign on it saying "TINY DICK ------->" and park it in the adjacent spot until he takes the sticker off
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 17:30 |
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purple death ray posted:Have you ever actually seen a sweet 16 thrown for a boy? We need to start a tradition of Hell Yeah 16 parties
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 19:01 |
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Sunswipe posted:I realise I may not want to know, but wtf does "ISFJ" mean? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator Knowing what this is, taking it seriously, and using someone else's results to introduce them are all extremely bad signs. haveblue fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Feb 1, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 17:29 |
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Licarn posted:I want to know how the ISFJ-liker knows what her personality type is. Is it more likely that she told him for some reason, that he did an online test and gave the answers he thought she would give, or that he just diagnosed her himself. They work together so it's possible they were ordered to take the test and share the results with the team.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 19:05 |
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It's either CPS, committing child abandonment yourself, or ceding control of your schedule to your rear end in a top hat family
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 15:14 |
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Start singing it during sex
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 19:05 |
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Excessive rear end slapping in sports is a serious problem and we shouldn't be making light of it
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 22:09 |
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That inheritance is going to the lawyers
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 17:59 |
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:Kinda creeped out that the papers are keeping their eye on /relationships/ They don't have to, really egregious stuff will go viral and get noticed everywhere
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 22:18 |
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Very disappointed this guy apparently meant to write "kick out"
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 17:59 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA... I’m pissed that I got a Peloton for my birthday? Don't these things come with a hefty subscription fee? Who's paying it?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 20:32 |
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Sunswipe posted:Re: the Peloton post: It's an exercise bike with a subscription fee for classes. What the gently caress is a class on using an exercise bike? "Now pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal and pedal..." Pretty much, spin sessions at a real gym work the same way. Some people exercise better with someone yelling encouragement at them and changing up the intensity every few minutes, or at least believe they do enough that it's popular.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 20:40 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I’m imagining the Chappelle sketch where in the end, he WAS cheating on her the whole time I’m imagining the Arrested Development episode where one of them was obsessed with figuring out why his girlfriend was so interested in “Hermano”
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 20:51 |
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It had been family knowledge that they were trying for months, there was no way to pass up an opportunity to drink without touching off a gossip wildfire
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 19:12 |
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It became necessary to destroy the marriage in order to save it
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:17 |
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Let's not lose sight of what's really important here: did they post a picture of the cat
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 17:10 |
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Granny clockin', not double FSB bumping like he should be
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 01:43 |
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Problem Sleuth posted:Don't you just take the first name of both hyphenated names or something like that? So smith-doe and mason-taylor would have kids with the last name mason-smith or smith-mason. Either that or keep your surnames and give the kid the one surname of the parent of the matching gender
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 17:03 |
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Barudak posted:In some rather presitigious british circles you keep last names of families that died out due to marriage so theres some upper cruster whose last name is like Clegg-Grimsball-Fanshaw-Clegg because its two different Clegg clans worth noting forever. Use the surname "Null" so you can tie computers in knots and hope you don't end up like this guy
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 17:24 |
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UltraRed posted:“(R word) your teacher and then beat up your classmates” The four-letter one that ends in -pe
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 21:05 |
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oh no computer posted:I haven't read HP for years but isn't this the dipshit house? The houses are basically "brave", "smart", "ambitious", and "other". That last one is Hufflepuff. haveblue fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Feb 19, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 15:50 |
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When I first started reading that, before I got to the part where the husband confessed, I thought she had just had some kind of psychotic break because "someone close to me has suddenly been replaced by an imposter" is a symptom of a rare but well-known psychiatric disorder
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 19:22 |
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Even beyond that, you will have far more polished, sterling resumes with no obvious flaws than you know what to do with. At that point you have to resort to increasingly picayune and arbitrary culls to get the pile down to a manageable size until you're throwing out resumes by coin flip just to eliminate the "unlucky" candidates.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 19:32 |
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Thinking that pets are interchangeable commodities is less afternoon sitcom and more sociopath
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 19:48 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I sometimes wonder if, in our future of fully automated luxury gay space communism, will everyone be like this guy? Nah, this is a right-wing behavior. He tries to criminalize his own moral failings so he can vicariously observe punishment being meted out to other people. If he were gay instead of alcoholic he'd be pushing conversion therapy and religious freedom protections instead.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 15:30 |
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Well good news she's about to lose 160 pounds
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 20:43 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:You could probably manage it if you shopped only at Whole Foods. Probably. 1d. Change all your passwords and make sure you are the only one with access to your bank account
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 16:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:40 |
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That family was a tinderbox and the younger cousin would have blown it up himself once he discovered 23andMe
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 18:52 |