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Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019


Ghorg [Arcis mysteriad]

>Ghorg [Moves]:[1W][1S][2W][1S]

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Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011


Arcis Mysteriad

>Eat Floor Meat

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Arcis Mysteriad


W1 S7

Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== HARGWIR BARROWS :: ROUND 9 ========================
• Billy shoots at Imp Slinger (1) ::automiss::
• Delane attacks Imp Slasher (16) and slays it! (+6 xp)
• Ashti attacks Imp Slinger (13) and slays it! (+6 xp)
• Leif shoots at Imp Shooter (7) but fails to kill it.
----------------------------------------------------------
• Imp Stabber attacks Ashti (1) :Automiss:
• Imp Shooter shoots at Leif (4) (-3 armor)(1 damage)



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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Hargwir Barrow

Ashti Zann

Donate $17 towards Steam Golem Controller

Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== ARCIS MYSTERIAD :: ROUND 7 =========================
• Valter casts Fleetfoot!
> Valter moves over a trap (6) ::no effect::
• Fjorm searches and finds odds and ends worth $1 to the party
> Izumi moves over a trap (8) ::no effect::
• Scapula rests and regains 20 HP
----------------------------------------------------------
• Arcane Eye shoots at Izumi (6)(-7 armor) (1 damage)
> Midnight: (5) ::No effect::
• Arcane Observer shoots at Bjorn (11)(-0 armor)(11 damage)
> (2 VS 7 END) ::No effect::
• Journeyman Arcane Servitor teleports.



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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Arcis Mysteriad


Seeing a chest and being (the admittedly weaker) half of their team's lockpicker capability, Valter moved up to make an attempt.

Move: W1 S2

Act: Lockpick chest W: 1d10+3 6

TomatoTime
Jan 16, 2020
Fal-Tagra Nesshu


Romper glared at the steam golem. "Can you just die or go away so I can kill the annoying crossbow guy?"

>Action: Stab Steam Golem: 1d10o10+6 13
>Move: 5W, 1N

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

HARGWIR BARROWS


Billy had to pick his targets carefully. He had the worst aim in the group and even slow moving, lightly armored imps were hard for him to hit. He took careful aim at what looked like the easiest target and only just barely managed to avoid shooting Ashti in the back. "Sorry about that! I was aiming for the imp. Honest!"

Move E2
Shoot imp slicer fighting Ashti: 1d10o10+1 4

Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== FAL-TAGRA NESSHU :: ROUND 37 ========================
• Slag shoots at Defense Golem (15) and damages it!
• Jane attacks Tough Plague Dog (12) but doesn't kill it.
• KLOMBO attacks Defense Golem (8) but doesn't damage it seriously.
• Rodric attacks Defense Golem (17) and damages it!
• Slid shoots at an unspecified place dog ((please indicate your target if there is more than one possible))(1) automiss.
• Late Johnson throws a Steel knife at Plague Dog (17) and slays it! (+16 xp)
((Sorry, you can't get behind those pillars, they count as taking up 2 vertical spaces. They are basically fancy walls.))
• Algal attacks Plague Dog (17) and slays it! (+16 xp)
> Plague dog releases virulent mist init's death throes!
> Vs Algal (+3 Toxin)
> Vs Brick (+4 toxin)
• Mr and Ms Gusicoe shoot at Defense Golem (11) but don't damage it seriously.
> Bobby-Jack moves into fire (6)(-7 move)(1 damage)
• Bobby-Jack shoots a steel Throwing Knife at Defense Golem (16) and damages it!
• Honiko casts Lesser Portal!
• Brick stabs a plague dog to make sure it's good and dead.
• Romper attacks Steam Golem (13) and damages it!
• Barty Mapleseed shoots at Tough Plague Dog (8) but doesn't kill it.
> Healing Censer:
> Mr and Ms. Guiscoe (4) (+10 hp)
> Brick takes 2 damage from Toxin
> Bobby-Jack takes 1 damage from heat shock
> Rodric takes 1 damage from Toxin
> Honiko takes 1 damage from Toxin
> Late Johnson takes 1 damage from Toxin
----------------------------------------------------------
• Modified Motor Bowman shoots at Romper (7)(-9 armor)(1 damage)
• Steam Golem attacks Romper (12) (-9 armor)(3 damage)
> Steam golem vents steam
> Vs. Romper (1 damage)
• Defense Golem uses Electrobolt
> Vs Bobby-Jack (4 Vs 7MOVE) ::No effect::
> Vs Slag (7 vs 6MOVE) (1 damage)
> Vs KLOMBO (8 Vs 6MOVE) (8 damage)
• Defense Golem attacks Mr. and Ms. Gusicoe (6) (-2 armor)(4 damage)
> Autorepair: Defense golem regains 1 HP.
• Tough Plague Dog attacks Jane (7)(-4 armor)(3 damage)(+2 toxin)
• Plague Dog attacks Brick (8)(-7 armor)(1 damage)(+5 toxin)
• Plague Dog attacks Algal (7)(-10 armor)(1 damage)(+3 toxin)
• Tough Exile Marksman shoots at Brick (9)(-7 armor) (2 damage)

Gravewaker Llendyl posted:

Come back. Come back to me… We don't have to be lonely, you or I…
There.. Just as it was. Just as it was, my sweet ones.



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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Jane Brogger

"Heeeere, puppy! I got a stick!"

Move: E1
Action: attack the Tough Plague Dog, 1d10+8=[11]

Mykkel
Oct 8, 2012


we were somewhere around hesaim on the edge of the spinward marches when the drugs began to take hold.

FAL-TAGRA NESSHU


Wow, these dogs bites pack a punch
Brick held the line and stabbed at the dog in front of him. wierd the dog teleported 4 inches to the left of where I stabbed, or the toxin is messing with my aim.
"Sorry Algal, not sure why I'm having such difficulty with these dogs."


Move: NA
Action: stab plaguehound 1S: 1d10o10+7 8

Remember Arcstone

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
Fal Tagra Nesshu
Slid Viscous

Move 2E, fire on plague dog 5S1W

firing on plague doggie 5S!!: 1d10o10+5+2 9

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!


UGH. What had plagued this group with this sudden burst of Inability To Hit Things?

Leif took aim again. He wouldn't miss!

Shoot Imp Shooter: 1d10o10+4 8

Noticing that little bruise that one arrow had gotten on him (even if his armor had absorbed it well), Leif took a few steps back to escape from the LOS of the Imps.

Move: 2W, 1N

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

Fal-Tagra Nesshu - Slag Rolodex



Move E1
Shoot Defense Golem: 1d10o10+7 14

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Hargwir Barrow

Ashti Zann

Ashti lunged forward, both luckily and unluckily -- a motion that caused her slash at the imp to go wide, but let her teammate's arrow sail over her head instead of lodge in her back. She didn't respond to Billy, focusing instead on backpedaling to force the imps out, as well as fortify Delane's position.

> Action: Melee attack Imp Slicer 1S: 1d10o10+7 8
> Move: 1N, 4W, 1N
Probably Redundant Guild Donation Action: Donate $17 to Steam Golem Controller fund

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019


Ghorg [Arcis mysteriad]

>Ghorg [Casts] [Teleology]:[Guild Object]
>Ghorg [Moves]:[3N][2E]

E:If Bee doesn't get a post in, could Scap give the servitor [2E] a spear-poke?

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Feb 17, 2021

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Arcis Mysteriad
Fjorm


Move
4N
3W


Action:
Attack Servitor 2W: 1d10o10+9 14

TheSoulian
Dec 5, 2016




Delane munches on more jerky, hearing the chaos out ahead occurr.

>Action: Rest, with dried meat

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
FAL-TAGRA NESSHU



"So I crank this like this, and then I just-"

KER-CHUNK

"Woo that's got a kick on it!"

>Action: Torque Ballista on the hound 1SW, 6S. 1d10o10+9 = 16

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
Bjorn The Roamer


Leather smoking from the arcane blast he'd suffered, Bjorn retreated and put an eye out into the next area, to avoid a similarly unpleasant surprise.

>Move W2, S3
>Cast Magic Eye W1, move W1, S1, W3 (1 MP)

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Arcis Mysteriad


The cunning trap had been passed without trouble—as was only natural for any shinobi, much less one as skilled as she was. The servitors, on the other hand, were proving trickier to handle—they had a truly annoying tendency to pop out of existence as she attacked them, only to phase back in unharmed.

“Stop not existing so I can end your existence!”

W4
Servitor Slaying: 1d10o10+9 12

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

FAL-TAGRA NESSHU



"As long as they don't get through we're doing good." Algal replied to Brick.

"You have been breathing in a lot of that dog mist though" he added, while exploding a dog into even more mist. "You feeling ok?"

Attack S Hound: 1d10o10+8 26

Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== HARGWIR BARROWS :: ROUND 10 ========================
• Billy shoots at Imp Slicer (4) but fails to kill it.
• Leif shoots at Imp Shooter (8) and slays it! (+8 xp)
• Ashti attacks Imp Slicer (1) :automiss:
• Delate rests and regains 10 HP
----------------------------------------------------------
• Imp slicer attacks Billy (2)(-4 armor)(1 damage)
• Imp Grunt attacks Leif (1) :automiss:



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Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== ARCIS MYSTERIAD :: ROUND 8 =========================
• Valter attempts to unlock A Chest (6 Vs. 8) but does not succeed.
• Ghorg casts Teleology!
• Fjorm attacks Journeyman Servitor (14) and slays it!(+15 xp)
• Bjorn casts Magic Eye!
((due to a rework change, magic eye costs 1 MP to generate in an adjacent square, and another MP to actually move (5 squares per MP))
• Izumi attacks Journeneyman Servitor to make sure it's good and dead.
• Scapula attacks Journeyman Servitor (7)(+8MA)=(15) and slays it! (+15 xp)
----------------------------------------------------------
• Arcane Eye shoots at Ghorg (8) (-8 armor)(1 damage)
• Arcane Observer shoots at Ghorg (10)(-8 armor)(2 damage)
> Blurred Vision (-2 VS 0) ::No effect::
• Arcane Eye shoots at Izumi (9) (-7 armor)(2 damage)




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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....


Bobby-Jack cursed under his breath as he kept dodging flames and lightning bolts, first juking and then divingto the left to assault the golem from another doorway. He couldn't keep this up forever, so here was hoping the thing had the courtesy to break down sooner rather than later.

>Move: 2E
>Action: Wrist Launched Steel Throwing Knife against Defense Golem: 1d10o10+8 14
Remember range 3 AoO

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019


Ghorg [Arcis mysteriad]

Poor Life Choices posted:

• Arcane Eye shoots at Ghorg (8) (-8 armor)(1 damage)
• Arcane Observer shoots at Ghorg (10)(-8 armor)(2 damage)

-tink-

>Attribute point: MAG
>Ghorg [Casts]:[Fleetfoot]:[Self]
>Ghorg [Moves]:[1N][6E]


>Ghorg grabs the arcane observer
>Ghorg gets uncomfortably close to the observer
>Ghorg stares deep into the observers eye

"listen ere you lil'poo poo"
"I did not suffer through years of acid spills, chemical burns, incendiary burns, electrical burns, broken bones, getting punctured, ghoul-bitten and sometimes even blasted for stepping on the wrong rune just to come here and have my freshly repaired cloak get the protective plates scratched by a floating eye that got too big for its britches just because nobody was around to discipline it."
"You and your eyeball pals back off and stay in those rooms over there-"
Ghorg gestures to the nearby doors.
"-until we leave or so help me I will make it my personal mission to obliterate as many of you as possible before I leave."

"You won't get a second warning."

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Feb 17, 2021

charms
Oct 14, 2012


Mr. & Mrs. Guiscoe
Fal-Tagra Nesshu


"It's boxed us in, Tottie. You know what that means!"

"Ma'm'm 'r'dri'!!!!!!!"



Spend 1 MP for Super Melee Attack: 1d10+7 = 14

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
=== Fal-Tagra Nesshu ===

Honiko Bonik

At the back of the kennels, slightly away from all the fighting, the sandalwood and cardamom incense Honiko had lit was still burning, smoking, and further consecrating the runic portal circle that Honiko had drawn onto the kennel's floors. While waiting for the magic to fully set, the purple-robed mage-priest stood back and set down her pack down on one of the empty dog cages and removed a lightweight tin canister tube with a pull-tab for opening at one end. It had runic (Gnomish?) markings on the lower end of the can, but aside from that the label had mostly faded and peeled off, so that all Honiko could read was the world "Honey." Honiko liked honey. How bad could it be?

The mage inserted her finger into the metal loop of the pull-tab and curled her digit until the seal in the can popped open and the thin metal lid could be yanked free. Honiko then tossed the tin lid aside haphazardly - this wasn't the time for manners or cleanliness. Out from the thin metal canister and into Honiko's palm slid a dry, semi-stale loaf of heavy bread wrapped in a thin wax paper. She tore off the paper and bit into the crackly crust and crunched through something softer on the inside with a little bit of alarm and pulled back. It turned out the bread's heft was actually due to it being hollowed out and filled with a greasy, tangy, honeyed meatstuff on the inside. It tasted almost like chicken...

Chewing the stale bread and the savory sweetened meats paired together with some satisfaction, Honiko sighed and took a swig from her water skin. She would send a final set of mental missives to both Vikeeg and Udilov, to thank them for their help.

> Action: Rest with Old Rations for +20 HP (15 -> 30/30 HP)!
> Vikeeg: Thanks again, and stay safe!
> Runner: Drop the Healing Potion (30 HP) on the Scroll of Haste left by Vikeeg, please! Then you may return to the guild - thanks!

TomatoTime
Jan 16, 2020
Fal-Tagra Nesshu


Romper went to stab the steam golem hoping to end things unfortunately the hit didn't connect. "Argh! Just die!"

>Action: Stab Steam Golem!!!: 1d10o10+6 7
>Move: 2S, 3E, 1N

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
KLOMBO

Coughing out steam he tried not to think of as being flash-boiled lung fluid, Klombo made the universal "time out" sign with his hands and withdrew to pound down a healing potion.

> Drink Healing Potion

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
Rodric von Richter

"Raaaargh!"

Move: E1
Action: Melee the Defense Golem: 1d10o10+12 17

Gravedust
Nov 2, 2011

You're going to die.
=================== FAL-TAGRA NESSHU :: ROUND 38 ========================
• Jane attacks Tought Plague Dog (11) but fails to injure it.
• Brick attacks Plague Dog (8) but doesn't kill it
• Slid shoots at Plague Dog (9) but doesn't kill it.
• Slag shoots at Defense Golem (14) and damages it!
• Late Johnson shoots at Plague Dog (16) and slays it! (+16 xp)
• Algal attacks Plague Hound (26) and slays it! (+16 xp)
> Plague dog sprays mist in it's death throes
> Vs Algal (+1 toxin)
> Vs. Brick (+4 Toxin)
> Bobby-Jack moves into fire (3)(-7move)(1 damage)
• Bobby-Jack fires steel throwing knife at Defense Golem (14) and destroys it! (+34 xp)

Defense golem speaker posted:

Ha ha! Hot poo poo that's a lot of warning lights! I think you guys brok-
> Defense Golem explodes into flames!
> Vs KLOMBO (6) (-6 move) (1 damage)
> Vs Rodric (6) (-6 move) (1 damage)
> Vs Bobby-Jack (1)(-7 move)(1 damage)
> Vs. Mr. and Ms. Guiscoe (6)(-5 move)(1 damage)
> Defense Golem drops an Animus Gem
• Honiko rests and regains 20 HP.
• Romper attacks Steam Golem (1) ::automiss::
KLOMBO drinks a healing potion and regains 25 HP
• Barty Mapleseed shoots at Tough Plague Dog (8) but doesn't kill it.
> Healing Censer
> Mr and Ms. Gusicoe (7) + 10 hp
> Brick takes 4 damage from Toxin.
> Bobby-Jack takes 1 damage from Heat shock
> Rodric takes 1 damage from Toxin
> Late Johnson takes 1 damage from Toxin
> Algal takes 1 damage from Toxin
----------------------------------------------------------
• Defense golem attacks Romper (Hypno:5) (12)(-9 armor)(3 damage)
> Defense golem vents steam
>Vs. Romper (3 damage)
• Modified Motor Bowman shoots at Romper (1) :automiss:
• Plague Dog attacks Brick (8)(-7 armor)(1 damage) (+6 Toxin)
• Plague Dog attacks Brick (8)(-7 armor)(1 damage) (+1 toxin)
• Tough Plague Dog attacks Algal (1) ::automiss::
• Tough Exile Marksman shoots at Late Johnson (12)(-2 armor)(10 damage)
• Exile Bowman uses Pinion
> Vs Brick (1) ::Automiss::
> Vs Slid (12) (-7 armor)(5 damage)
• Tough Plague Dog attacks Jane (1) ::Automiss::

quote:

The world around Rodric dims and slows again, reducing the billowing of flames to a slow, twisting dance.
It seems as though he can almost glimpse a figure, crouching within them.

Good.
But Not Yet Enough.
If you Seek My Favor: In This Place Is A Man. You Will Know When You See Him.
Kill Him Or Return Him To My Path. It Matters Not Which.
Do This, And You Will Be Mine. And I Will Be Yours.

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Jane Brogger

"Do-si-do, spin your pardner 'round! That's a little dance they taught us... I guess the orphanage didn't teach it, but they let us watch the town square if we were good."

Move: W2
Action: attack the Tough Plague Dog, 1d10+8=[13]

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
KLOMBO

"Ha cha cha cha cha cha," Klombo said conversationally, as he hopped out of the death throe flames of the mechanical marvel. He hoped the others were okay, but Rodric at least had made it. He fist bumped him, feeling his already impressive muscles swell with additional vigour from the fight. He felt good. Loose, limber, ready for action. Ready for... recruitment, ideally. He wished he'd brought a tie.

He cocked his head to listen. Yep, still another one clanking away down there, and mental calculus made it seem like Romper was facing it alone. Well, that wouldn't do! Tally ho, and all that.

> Shothook 1E3S
> Shothook Maintenance: 1d10 10
> Move S3W2
> +ATK

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 19, 2021

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!


With this imp in his face, Leif quickly drew his sword-and managed to parry the stab, avoiding any damage!

Leif quickly spun his sword in his hand, reversing the grip and slicing sideways!

Sword Attack!: 1d10o10+4 12

The slash connected, and the Imp fell to the ground!

"Scouting ahead a little!"

Leif moved towards the doors, ending up just behind the one that was still in the 'closed' position.

Move: 3S, 1E, 2S, 1W

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
FAL-TAGRA NESSHU



"Owowowow I'm being made to bleed my own blood, and most of it is poison."

> Gain +1 END
>Action: Throwing Knife the Plague Dog 4S. 1d10o10+9 = 14
>Move: Move 1N, 1E and hide.

Mykkel
Oct 8, 2012


we were somewhere around hesaim on the edge of the spinward marches when the drugs began to take hold.

FAL-TAGRA NESSHU


"Not okay, Algal"
Can't breathe
Brick sidled away from the dogs and let someone else take the line. He got far enough away to see Jane dealing with one of the larger hounds in the pack. He lined up the crossbow and fired.
His spirits continued to drop as the bolt bounced off the tough dog's hide. "Sorry Jane, these hounds are a bit more difficult to deal with then the other ones."
Don't hyperventilate, just breathe as deep and slow as you can. You got this. Uhhhh Tozi, I'll take one of the antidotes in the brewery when the next runner comes


Move: 4E
Action: shoot Tough Plague Dog 2N 2E: 1d10o10+7 12
Spend $10 to purches Antidote from Brewery Ending Cash $22

Remember Arcstone

Mykkel fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Feb 27, 2021

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

Fal-Tagra Nesshu - Slag Rolodex



Move W1 S2

Slag peers into the flames from behind his shield.

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vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
Fal Tagra Nesshu
Slid Viscous

Stand fast, fire on tough exile marksman

firing on tough exile marksman: 1d10o10+5+2 14

Plop down $35 towards buying the new gorgon shield

vorebane fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Feb 19, 2021

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