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Still less invasive than regular TSA
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Jan 13, 2020 22:02
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Electron microscopes for me at the airports? Sounds expensive!
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appreciate getting some proactive assistance from the airport staff on my positioning. i wish they'd stop sucking me off though
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they took a biopsy for mine took the hole thing 
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Sir we are going to have to fingerprint your penis
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That explains all the pointing and laughing.
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you cant even get a reacharound, its bullshit
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i have to pay airlines a fee because my balls are so big 
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Scanned my dick. I'm no longer allowed in that grocery store.
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What if smell yo dick
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is the dick circumcised?
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i thought this thread was about a doctor yelling "CLEAR" and then shocking your dick with the paddles
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SNEER
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reminding everyone to like, share, and subscribe to my dick and balls
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chubbing up to impress
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Take a body scan it will last longer. 
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Objects are bigger than they appear.
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sir, sir, we have detected trace amounts of cocaine on the top your dick, sir please step into the VIP line sir
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you seem to be lost you left your room while there was coke upon your dick sir
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numberoneposter posted:sir, sir, we have detected trace amounts of cocaine on the top your dick, sir Ew. You aren't circumcised
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unable to utilize the advanced pube analysis techniques due to remaining clean shaven
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Jan 14, 2020 01:31
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roarpower posted:Ew. You aren't circumcised  >
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numberoneposter posted:dont foreskin shame < 
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Jan 14, 2020 01:40
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only one type of dick produces smegma
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dead prez posted:only one type of dick produces smegma you would think its the uncircumcised type
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numberoneposter posted:dont foreskin shame < that was why I called him gross for being uncircumcised
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don't glorify dick slicing and anyway vulvas produce large quantities of smegma  you knobcheese sandwich
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as long as its a mainstream religious dick you want to genital mutilate i dont think anyones gonna stop you
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if you saw my dick and balls you would be impressed
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csi montage complete with intense pounding music of computer zooming in and out on my dick while everyone looks concerned
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Jan 14, 2020 02:08
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"Clear!" I utter breathlessly while slapping the side of the photocopier.
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Cubone posted:chubbing up to impress “The system favors showers, your honor! As a grower, this policy is denying me equal protection!”
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