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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw is a Fist Fight... What's a Fist Fight? for 1/13
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What is a fist fight?
This poll is closed.
They fight... with their fists! 2 10.00%
They wrestle in giant fist suits. Mark Henry sheds a tear. 4 20.00%
Actually it's a first fight. First to fight is the winner. 0 0%
Actually it's a fist fright, you lose if you flinch. 3 15.00%
There won't actually be a fist fight. 11 55.00%
Total: 20 votes
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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 lol Heyman is great

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Millionaire Brock Lesnar and "probable millionaire" Paul Heyman are rattled by the citizens of some poo poo Kentucky town.

Also credit to Paul to working the poo poo out of the crowd to get a good reaction.

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Well this is one way to get Roman Reigns cheered when he inevitably eliminates Lesnar to win the Rumble

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh god this is setting up another Taker vs Lesnar match isnt it?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Oh good Brock is going to murder Truth then refuse to pin him for the 24/7 title because it's worthless

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

 Exspatulate?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

Oh god this is setting up another Taker vs Lesnar match isnt it?

Taker's gotta hobble and dick kick his way to get his win back, apparently.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Come on R-Truth. Beat Lesnar and take the title.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Childhood hero John Cena lol

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Brock trying to not corpse

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

DarkstarIV posted:

Oh god this is setting up another Taker vs Lesnar match isnt it?
What if this is setting up a Brock/Fiend match and it just involves Booger Red joining the Firefly Funhouse and then Slipknot Masked Deadman is the Fiend's manager

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 I want the 24/7 title to keep changing hands during the entire Royal Rumble match.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

Brock trying to not corpse

He's not trying hard enough, this turned into pretty good.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DarkstarIV posted:

Brock trying to not corpse

He's not trying very hard.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Brock just losing it in the corner rules

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Brock corpses constantly, I'm not convinced he ever tries to keep it in

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d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
This segment is a bright spot in an otherwise perfectly fine and decently fun show

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
My dream of Brock Lesnar 24/7 champ did not come true

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I was kind of hoping when Brock grabbed the 24/7 belt and then the mic he was going to goad Heyman into pinning R-Truth.

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Jiro posted:

I want the 24/7 title to keep changing hands during the entire Royal Rumble match.

god this would rule

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
2/10 on Brock's black guy voice.

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Fun if utterly pointless segment

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dell_Zincht posted:

Fun if utterly pointless segment

So a fun version of your average WWE segment

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Lana's shirt is AWFUL. Holy poo poo.

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

So a fun version of your average WWE segment

Literally nobody got over as a result so yeah

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
End. END

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Why is Lashley wearing sunglasses outdoors. And at night?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Why are they doing "Owen Hart just died"-voice for R-truth taking an F5

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Lana borrowed Hogan's spray tan

"Nothing worse than the wrath of a woman scorned"

uh what?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DarkstarIV posted:

Why is Lashley wearing sunglasses outdoors. And at night?

Needs sunglasses, indoors, at night, underground for the full Wesker.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Oh yeah remember how Lashley's bronzer got all over Lana? That was fun.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

I will accept next week having them engage in a Bat Fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM

A gentleman's game :hai:

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

DarkstarIV posted:

Why is Lashley wearing sunglasses outdoors. And at night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Lashley has an awful 'tron.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Rusev and Lashley, go 1v1, FINALLY"

I could feel him exhale when he said that.

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 As a Brit, I have to say how jealous I am at the price of your pizzas.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Rusev has a good shirt!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I wish these two were in a better promotion so I could enjoy a proper BEEF match :mad:

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Is Lana's gimmick slowly morphing into White Asuka?

I know Hiromu already has Boy Asuka on lock.

Also why wasn't this grudge match a FIST FIGHT

TNA could do a show of all cage matches, why not pop a rating with a New Year's Fisting episode of Raw?

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Jiro posted:

Lana's shirt is AWFUL. Holy poo poo.

No way that loving owns ^^^white Asuka

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