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quote:Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:08 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 12:53 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:09 |
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Three guesses what I'm gonna do to the vagina candle
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:10 |
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I am glad another goon has taken up Lime Tonics's newsfeed thread gimmick, IMO.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:11 |
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Anybody getting this candle so they can smell gywenth Paltrow's VAGINA?? Wonder what it smells like ..... Anyways, let's post our trip reports of buying and using this candle ITT
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:11 |
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I'm more surprised that this didn't exist already.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:12 |
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All vaginas smell the same Yeah I said it
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:12 |
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discovered this on lowtax' apple pie site Nadia's Famous Vageode® Cake https://www.goldbelly.com/nadia-cakes/famous-vageode-cake?recomm_id=d9b291f8-df30-4813-91a0-67804f60c227&ref=reco
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:12 |
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First thoughts Second thoughts, this is marketing genius. Perverts are going to buy a bunch, then buy more even if they smell bad. Like if you somehow made hundreds of thousands of candles that smell like rotting fish this is how you would sell them and get people to buy more of them. I assume someone just had really bad smelling candles and someone cracked a joke and they went looking for someone to market their smelly candles.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:13 |
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making my butt smell like a vegina
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:13 |
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The male counterpart has been out for years, but the media refuses to cover it ... coincidence? I think not
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:19 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:The male counterpart has been out for years, but the media refuses to cover it ... coincidence? I think not It smells like a dorm room in here!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:21 |
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My dick just smells like Irish spring.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:27 |
If you reach a point in life where people buy a candle that smells like your vagina, then goddamn it, I respect that.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:28 |
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hmmm you guys I don't think it actually smells like her vagina
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:30 |
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75 bux is a lot to pay for a candle imo.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:45 |
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to this entire drat thread.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:47 |
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Mooey Cow posted:75 bux is a lot to pay for a candle imo. Especially for one that makes you house smell like vaginas
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:49 |
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Chrs posted:Especially for one that makes you house smell like vaginas they could market it to incels
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:49 |
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Chrs posted:Especially for one that makes you house smell like vaginas Not just any vagina, PEPPER POTTS' vagina
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:50 |
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This Smells Like My Vagina is dripping wax everywhere!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:52 |
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Not interested. Let me know when there's a Pepper Potts' vagina flavored vape juice.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:55 |
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Fart scented candles are next!! "this smells like rear end"
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:57 |
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Props to anyone who manages to monetize their vagina without actually showing it to anybody. Just mad respect all around.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:10 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Fart scented candles are next!! "It is rear end" "oh in that case" *inhales deeply* "it's quite good!"
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:11 |
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If you make the vagina candle shaped like a penis it can probably go to some modern arts museum
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:13 |
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I've gone down on Gwennith [sic] Paltrow and can say with certainty that she is totally odorless. Everyone in Hollywood thinks it's weird and she's really self-conscious about it. This candle business is just her trying to squash rumors and the actual scent was obtained from Meredith Brooks. FYI
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you make the vagina candle shaped like a penis it can probably go to some modern arts museum Wouldn't that just be an unscented candle that was shaped like a penis and then used as a dildo? I bet there's a vending machine in Tokyo for this.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:18 |
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i hoep she does one for her feet next
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:38 |
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“It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed" Does she have a garden stuffed up there?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:45 |
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'Paltrow again made headlines for her “progressive” ways last month, this time for gifting herself a vibrator for Christmas.' I bought a vibrator once while killing time waiting for a train, I'm ultra woke.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:11 |
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lol bougie perfume indeed (why isn't it bougie l'eau d'toilette)
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:11 |
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What's so woke about buying a vibrator anyways?!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:13 |
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Shut up Meg posted:“It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed" No, she just uses way too much Summer's Eve. She's got a mad yeast infection up in there
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:34 |
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My dick smells like PEPPERMINT.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:39 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you make the vagina candle shaped like a penis it can probably go to some modern arts museum Someone's gonna eat it
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:40 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:What's so woke about buying a vibrator anyways?! Depends where you stick it
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:40 |
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I'm not sold, the first two licks always taste like house keys
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:49 |
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guerrilla marketing ignore and move on
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:53 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 12:53 |
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numberoneposter posted:My dick smells like PEPPERMINT. Got the Bronner's Butthole
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:57 |