Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her VAGINA !!!

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ol' candle-crotch Paltrow is at it again.

First she putting stones up there, now wax and poo poo. Pretty sure she setting up some sort of vagina-based terrarium for an exotic reptile.

Lol

Edit: wow. What a lovely snipe. I'm sorry.

# ? Jan 19, 2020 19:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:48

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

This thread smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. Rated 3

# ? Jan 19, 2020 19:56

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a freak, I'm down with it

# ? Jan 19, 2020 20:04

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

On one hand the way she is milking female empowerment woke poo poo is hilarious and more power to her.

On the other hand encouraging women to stick POROUS MATERIALS up their vag to cure ENDOMETRIOSIS is extremely hosed up and horrible and could have made the already severe condition worse. Those materials cause yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and other horrible poo poo that people with endo are already susceptible to.

So basically she caused a bunch of women horrible pussy pain for profit and that�s nastier than a vagina candle.

Mr. Creakle fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 19, 2020

# ? Jan 19, 2020 20:16

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Some nice user names up in that post

# ? Jan 19, 2020 20:20

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Has she used her vajayjay cultures as yeast in artisan bread or was that some other chick?
And if not I'm guessing that happens sometime in the next 3 years.

# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:04

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

extra row of teeth posted:

On one hand the way she is milking female empowerment woke poo poo is hilarious and more power to her.

On the other hand encouraging women to stick POROUS MATERIALS up their vag to cure ENDOMETRIOSIS is extremely hosed up and horrible and could have made the already severe condition worse. Those materials cause yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and other horrible poo poo that people with endo are already susceptible to.

So basically she caused a bunch of women horrible pussy pain for profit and that’s nastier than a vagina candle.

Who would have thought that Gwyneth Paltrow would destroy more pussies than kellogg cereal.

# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:28

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

I'm not sure she's aware of how subversive she's being

I think she just crazy

# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:39

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Plz respect pussy

# ? Jan 20, 2020 17:56

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

extra row of teeth posted:

On one hand the way she is milking female empowerment woke poo poo is hilarious and more power to her.

On the other hand encouraging women to stick POROUS MATERIALS up their vag to cure ENDOMETRIOSIS is extremely hosed up and horrible and could have made the already severe condition worse. Those materials cause yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and other horrible poo poo that people with endo are already susceptible to.

So basically she caused a bunch of women horrible pussy pain for profit and that�s nastier than a vagina candle.

I mean she named her kid Apple, it sounds about right. She's way beyond holistic crystal shakra therapy

# ? Jan 20, 2020 17:59