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Hello Everyone, As you all know my Wife No Cook Good. The past few months she has taken to making broth, and leaving it outside in tupperware to "cool down" instead of using this refrigerator thing we have. Right now with it being Winter and fairly cold where I live I guess I think this is OK for overnight, but when it drags on multiple days and freeze thaws, I don't really wanna eat death broth and have it fed to my child. I usually claim "Raccoons" eat it if its longer than a few days, but I'm running out of places to hide bacteria broth in the yard. You can only dig so many holes on my lot. Am I over reacting, or should is it reasonable to not want to eat food that has been outdoors for 3-4 days freezing and thawing. Literally not a broth scientist, so hoping someone here is. Also I would bring the broth inside if I noticed it the next morning, but lately its been fairly well hidden so the "Raccoons" can't get to it so I don't realize whats happened until i stumble upon Broth containers hidden by our table saw, etc. So how long is too long to leave broth outside, sealed to the elements, but not climate controlled?
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Jan 15, 2020 19:30
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Rancid broth left outside will definitely not attract wolves.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:34
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Dude, just eat the broth. Food doesn't go bad, it's just a capitalist myth to get you to spend more money on food bc of waste. ever seen a germ? oh yeah, its this Real Thing that Actually Exists b-but you just cant see it you guys, I swear it's there, it's just "too small" to see. Horseshit! That's the same poo poo weirdoes say to claim god or ghosts is real. p.s. you're so worried about broth being left outside but where do u think food even comes from!!! literally OUTSIDE! and hey genius, guess where your loving fridge is... inside a fundamentally OUTDOOR house-- your house itself is outside and you're concerned that your food is being left in the same place your house and fridge is. give me a loving break, you freakazoid
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Jan 15, 2020 19:37
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Rancid broth left outside will definitely not attract wolves. Will it attract Coyotes? My cats been real annoying lately, and my chickens keep crapping on my patio. Maybe this is a 2 birds 1 stone scenario.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:37
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Why don’t you just boil it down to stock and put it in the freezer? 
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Jan 15, 2020 19:39
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i'm concerned that your wife may be a Soup Succubus, or perhaps more disconcertingly, a Broth Banshee. have you contacted your local Cleric's Guild?
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Jan 15, 2020 19:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why don’t you just boil it down to stock and put it in the freezer? This would make sense, seeing as when she boils down our vegetable clippings and chicken bones etc (I don't know if she refrigerates these or is literally boiling down compost, I would not be surprised) it is placed in tupperware which wont melt our freezer or fridge. I don't make the stock though and as noted don't really know it was made until days after. When I ask wife about this she yells at me that "ITS OK AND I TAKE FOOD SAFETY SERIOUSLY". I have gotten food poisoning the last 3-4 times I let her cook so uh, I do the cook now.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:42
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Is...is she leaving it uncovered outside? Also why does it need several days to cool?
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Jan 15, 2020 19:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why don’t you just boil it down to stock and put it in the freezer? I don't think you understand the difference between stock and broth
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Jan 15, 2020 19:44
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Is...is she leaving it uncovered outside? No its covered in tupperware which makes it even more bizzare. Our fridge is pretty full right now from her Mother in law who likewise has filled it up with like, tons of random poo poo, so I think this might be some weird New Zealand Country Bumpkin food storage thing.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:45
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eat the broth!
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Jan 15, 2020 19:45
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Did a well in the back yard and store the broth there.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:47
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Wamdoodle posted:eat the broth! I could stand to lose 20-30 pounds and some intestinal lining.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:47
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OP if the temperature outside is colder than the fridge it will be fine. If there are raccoons in the broth you can eat them too, it's legal and safe.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:47
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Bathe in it so you absorb it's brothy powers
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Jan 15, 2020 19:48
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Put the broth in a crockpot and then wear the crock pot when you go for a walk in the woods. Offer bowls of broth to any hungry travelers you meet on your journey.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:48
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OP it is very normal in the great northland to put things outside in the winter to keep them cold, but that's normally stuff like beer or appetizers on holidays when there's no room in the fridge. your wife is weird. I would think that even if the broth stays below 40 at all times, the temperature fluctuations are probably not good for it overall
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Jan 15, 2020 19:49
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Mooey Cow posted:OP if the temperature outside is colder than the fridge it will be fine. If there are raccoons in the broth you can eat them too, it's legal and safe. It has been cold this past week so I'm not as worried, but when she is doing this poo poo in September when it goes from maybe mid 30's overnight to the 70's in the daytime, or even in October/Novemeber which can go from below freezing here up into the 50s or 60s, I get worried. Don't want our 3 year old to get sick from whatever the gently caress would grow in that petri-stock.
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Jan 15, 2020 19:49
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RocktheCaulk posted:Hello Everyone, there’s a pretty good documentary about this actually: https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
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Jan 15, 2020 19:50
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Ok OP listen to me carefully. The best way to maximize the life span of your broth is pretty straightforward but you have to follow these instructions exactly. OK? First, secure the broth. Its your broth. Then go to your local cooking supply store. Either that or Amazon. Buy a turkey baster. Get a high quality one. Also make sure to get one with a high capacity. Here's the tricky part: Take the baster and fill it up with with the broth. Have it be around body temperature (98.6 degrees) Then insert it into your rectum and fill that bad boy up with delicious broth. Thats it! Good luck OP!!!
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Jan 15, 2020 19:57
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RocktheCaulk posted:It has been cold this past week so I'm not as worried, but when she is doing this poo poo in September when it goes from maybe mid 30's overnight to the 70's in the daytime, or even in October/Novemeber which can go from below freezing here up into the 50s or 60s, I get worried. Don't want our 3 year old to get sick from whatever the gently caress would grow in that petri-stock. how else are you going to strengthen your child Chinatown posted:Ok OP listen to me carefully. The best way to maximize the life span of your broth is pretty straightforward but you have to follow these instructions exactly. OK? I knew immediately where this was going and I STILL read this whole post
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Jan 15, 2020 20:00
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$10 says wife is trying to make a frozen broth husband to replace OP.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:04
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sounds like you're ready to shell out for a broth fridge
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Jan 15, 2020 20:06
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Fuckin gross and dangerous as hell Loser with shittons of food service experience posting here
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Jan 15, 2020 20:10
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why is the broth outside im confused should i be putting my broth outside?
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Jan 15, 2020 20:15
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numberoneposter posted:why is the broth outside im confused should i be putting my broth outside? Why don't you just do whatever the hell you want. You make the loving rules!!! gently caress the police!!!!!
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Jan 15, 2020 20:17
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broth brother
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Jan 15, 2020 20:19
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Suck the broth directly out of my rear end in a top hat
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Jan 15, 2020 20:22
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E: double post
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Jan 15, 2020 20:22
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im a radical broth anarchist
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Jan 15, 2020 20:23
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kazr posted:broth brother *takes a spoonful of broth, spits it onto palm, clasps your hand* 'born of bouillon, bound in broth'
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Jan 15, 2020 20:26
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Did she recently take out a large insurance policy on you that specifically includes a broth related death clause?
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Jan 15, 2020 20:27
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Drop the wife.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:30
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Soup to nuts, I think you need to take stock of the situation before you get yourself into hot water.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:37
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What about bone broth
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Jan 15, 2020 20:41
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is hot dog water a broth???
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Jan 15, 2020 20:41
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numberoneposter posted:is hot dog water a broth??? More of a gravy really.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:43
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numberoneposter posted:is hot dog water a broth??? It's more of a byproduct
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Jan 15, 2020 20:44
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RocktheCaulk posted:This would make sense, seeing as when she boils down our vegetable clippings and chicken bones etc (I don't know if she refrigerates these or is literally boiling down compost, I would not be surprised) it is placed in tupperware which wont melt our freezer or fridge. I don't make the stock though and as noted don't really know it was made until days after. When I ask wife about this she yells at me that "ITS OK AND I TAKE FOOD SAFETY SERIOUSLY". You’re not supposed to put hot poo poo in Tupperware.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:45
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JK Fresco posted:It's more of a byproduct
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Jan 15, 2020 20:46
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