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Boil the broth down until it turns into bouillon and then sell it on the stock market.
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numberoneposter posted:Boil the broth down until it turns into bouillon and then sell it on the stock market. 
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Jan 21, 2020 20:04
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Jan 21, 2020 20:13
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Broth status op? please I need it
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Jan 21, 2020 21:29
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March 16th, 1937 We have left the camp. Driven out by the broth we now have nowhere to go. An unseasonable storm has rolled in and dropped inches upon inches of snow. There is no turning back. The broth has overrun our homes and now has spread into the forests beyond. We must reach St. Louis and warn everybody. We must.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:32
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May 4th, 1937 We're within a day's travel of St. Louis now but the broth is unrelenting. Each night we make camp and every morning upon waking there is broth infiltrating our tents, our travel bags, even our shoes. We must shake out our gear each morning before we break camp. This morning we lost Maggie O'Hallaran to broth-shoe. We'll lay her to rest here outside St. Louis. She was a good woman and I'll be damned if we lose another to this broth menace.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:55
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Wamdoodle posted:Broth status op? please I need it I opened the lid and took photos. At the dentist now though so when I return I can post for the broth experts to analyze. It's a full liquid now and not gelatin like at all anymore so.... Think I'm gonna dump the broth and tell the wife it was moldy. This thing must have freeze thawed and gelled 7 times by now.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:03
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What the gently caress is wrong with you. Food preservation does not include exposing it to botulinum. Throw it out and stop killing trash pandas.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:06
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RocktheCaulk posted:I opened the lid and took photos. At the dentist now though so when I return I can post for the broth experts to analyze. freeze and thaw cycles are generally bad for food quality and having your broth freeze thaw and refreeze 7 times will guaranteed make it taste like dog poo poo you also dont know what temp it's thawing at and given that broth is a nutrient dense aqueous medium there could be a lot more growth than you expect during that time
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Jan 21, 2020 22:09
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also cool your food from 140 to 68 in 2 hours, then from 68 to 39 within another 2
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Jan 21, 2020 22:12
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how much broth do you consume weekly?? just, soup 24/7??
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May 6th, 1937 The broth has beaten us here. There is nothing left. It's broth. It's all broth. Take pity on us Lord we didn't know what we were doing. We've usurped your role and now are left bereft of hope. We will continue east but one of the broadforms we found in the street upon entering this broth accursed city reads that New York City, Richmond, and Boston are being consumed by the broth. There is no where left to go.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:57
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Literally A Person posted:May 4th, 1937 Maggs got off easy 
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RocktheCaulk posted:I opened the lid and took photos. At the dentist now though so when I return I can post for the broth experts to analyze. Literally A Person posted:May 6th, 1937 I'm on the edge of my seat in both instances here
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April 14th, 1937 We're headed for the Atlantic. There's very few of us left. More than a dozen people have been buried. Yesterday we caught James deglazing a pan with the stock. He'd been talking crazy for days but we never thought we'd have to put down one of our own. He finally lost it. God have mercy on our souls. It's only another two weeks travel until we hit the eastern seaboard but I fear there will be no one left by that time.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:41
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Poison it. Make a small sample and keep it lukewarm until it develops a large and visible mold, then add to the larger container so whenever your wife opens it even she will be repulsed. Add some limburger cheese or something for added smell.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:52
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 I opened it and it looked like this. Wife has finally agreed that maybe we should throw this broth out.
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Gath posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you. Food preservation does not include exposing it to botulinum. Throw it out and stop killing trash pandas. Those trash pandas murdered my chickens, so gently caress them they can eat poison broth.
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Jan 22, 2020 00:30
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RocktheCaulk posted:
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Jan 22, 2020 00:48
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Looks like perfectly fine jerk sauce
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Jan 22, 2020 01:37
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RocktheCaulk posted:
crap I think Literally is posting from the future
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Jan 22, 2020 01:49
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Give you ten dollars to lick it.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:59
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RocktheCaulk posted:
it is growing. evolving. changing. becoming... more
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Jan 22, 2020 02:01
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Post me your broth please.
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Jan 22, 2020 11:42
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RocktheCaulk posted:I opened the lid and took photos. At the dentist now though so when I return I can post for the broth experts to analyze. Were you at the dentist to cure the broth-rot?
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Jan 22, 2020 14:21
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Literally A Person posted:April 14th, 1937 God I hope they made it before the broth reached the sea.
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Jasus Christ posted:Were you at the dentist to cure the broth-rot? No just a typical hour in hell getting drown by a novice dental hygienist water boarding me with the pick thing that shoots water. Would rather have eaten the death broth.
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Jan 22, 2020 21:49
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donate the broth to the food bank
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numberoneposter posted:donate the broth to the food bank I've already clubbed this whole topic to death and even I think that jokes in bad taste (like the broth would)!
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RocktheCaulk posted:I've already clubbed this whole topic to death and even I think that jokes in bad taste (like the broth would)!
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numberoneposter posted:there is a thread about chili and soup going on maybe you could contribute Stop holding out and post it up
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RocktheCaulk posted:
Taste it
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Taste it Yeah right! There's enough botulism in there that OP should be charging people to inject it into their faces. Don't waste that toxin, OP.
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The broth finally got thrown out yesterday. It was joined by a whole bunch of rotting fruit. I'm the only house in Utah with fruit flies in January and the wife's been completely banned from cooking. Edit - The fruit was all hidden because I banned her from composting because she doesn't do it responsbily and we end up with fruit flies, and low and behold I found it hidden and forgotten and now I live in a cloud of fruit flies.
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 A live look in at the Caulk household
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RocktheCaulk posted:The broth finally got thrown out yesterday. You're loving dead to me now
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:You're loving dead to me now Yeah the saga of thousands of flies isn't as fun as the broth
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RocktheCaulk posted:The broth finally got thrown out yesterday. It was joined by a whole bunch of rotting fruit. I'm the only house in Utah with fruit flies in January and the wife's been completely banned from cooking. I'm glad you're taking charge and cleaning up the wife's fly-ridden broth-el. I hope she displays more commonsense in future.
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