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Jeff Bezos does NOT approve OP.
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
My 9 year old (!) Motorolla modem/wifi router finally died last night. Literally stopped working and I unplugged it and plugged it back in and a puff of smoke came from the box and that was that.

I literally had to just watch regular rear end television before bed. (News reported that some people died in various ways)

Now I'm going to BEST BUY to get a SICK new Netgear modem/wifi router combo. I'm gonna name my network something funny so all the idiots who look for free wifi at the restaurant downstairs will see it

:blastu:

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Waiting for my piece of poo poo Linksys router to finally give up the ghost so that I can have an excuse to buy one of these:

https://thinkpuffy.com/

Best Buy is fine for when I need something right away but Micro Center's better

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Be sure to get Geek Squad installation op.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Be sure to get Geek Squad installation op.

should i get the protection plan too? :ohdear:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
may the wind guide you swiftly to your destination and safely back again

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


cool man, have a great time. let us know how it turns out.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I suggest picking up some canned air for some fun with whippits op.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mozi posted:

may the wind guide you swiftly to your destination and safely back again

thanks buddy :D

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Ok OP listen to me carefully. The best way to maximize the life span of your new router is pretty straightforward but you have to follow these instructions exactly. OK?

First, secure the directions to best buy. Its now your route to your Router.

Then go to your local Best Buy. Either that or be a Bezos Amazon Cuck.

Buy a Router. Get a high quality one. Also make sure to get one with a high capacity bandwidth.

Here's the tricky part: Take the Router and fill it up with with the internet. Have it be around your body temperature in gigabytes (about 98.6 degrees so 98.6 gigbytes)

Then insert it into your rectum and fill that bad boy up with delicious internet!

Thats it! Good luck OP!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What u buying? I bought this five years ago. Primarily because is space shippy look

D-Link AC3200 Ultra Tri-Band Wi-Fi Router with 6 High Performance Beamforming Antennas (DIR-890L/R) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PVD81MK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_1s3hEbTQ7EQDP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
more like WORST buy I bet OP heard about the GEERK squad and said "Sign me up!"

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

When the Geek Squad comes tearfully give them your old modem/router in an elaborately decorated shoe box and ask when and where they'll bury it.

Also what are you going to name your wifi network? Sounds like something food safety related could make for some fun and wacky hijinks!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Get the NIGHTHAWK. It's got a cool name and it makes you GAME real gooder

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Fabulousity posted:

Also what are you going to name your wifi network? Sounds like something food safety related could make for some fun and wacky hijinks!

Name it "CHILD PORNOGRAPHY HERE" and report anyone who connects to the FBI.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

What u buying? I bought this five years ago. Primarily because is space shippy look

D-Link AC3200 Ultra Tri-Band Wi-Fi Router with 6 High Performance Beamforming Antennas (DIR-890L/R) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PVD81MK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_1s3hEbTQ7EQDP

Just a boring Netgear N600.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Enjoy Amazon's Showroom

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

givepatajob posted:

Enjoy Amazon's Showroom

Best Buy price matches Amazon. If you live in a state in which Amazon charges sales tax, you may as well get it from Best Buy.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Jose Oquendo posted:

Best Buy price matches Amazon. If you live in a state in which Amazon charges sales tax, you may as well get it from Best Buy.

Can I buy something from Best Buy without anyone talking to me?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
you released the magic smoke thats why it broke

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Jose Oquendo posted:

Best Buy price matches Amazon. If you live in a state in which Amazon charges sales tax, you may as well get it from Best Buy.


thats how i got a ps4 pro for 320 bucks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jose Oquendo posted:

Best Buy price matches Amazon. If you live in a state in which Amazon charges sales tax, you may as well get it from Best Buy.

Probably lower chance of getting a knock off too

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Go to Microcenter OP. Best buy is weak.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Their stores are such a clinical dark blue now. They took out all the yellow and any colors or shades of blue that could resemble the sky. It’s like a chud sanctuary now lol.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
My girlfriend just got a big wig fancy job at BB so we get all the staff discounts now. Cost + 5%, woo woo! Ima buy me a food processor!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Chinatown posted:

should i get the protection plan too? :ohdear:

get the extended one, tell them you want a plan that resembles your dilz. then point to it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bossy lady posted:

Go to Microcenter OP. Best buy is weak.

None in my region. Fry's is about to die and I chose not to go there because its just empty shelves everywhere. :sigh:

Anyways:


Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Chinatown posted:

None in my region. Fry's is about to die and I chose not to go there because its just empty shelves everywhere. :sigh:

Anyways:




What's the actual model number on that thing? A recent exploit was discovered for some Netgear cable modems.

Netgear C6250EMR and CG3700EMR are known to be vulnerable but there are probably others.

Edit: The box says it only supports DOCCIS 3.0 so in the near future your poo poo posting may be slower than other goons riding anime torrents and MS paint threads with DOCCIS 3.1 modems :ohdear:

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jan 15, 2020

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Chinatown posted:

None in my region. Fry's is about to die and I chose not to go there because its just empty shelves everywhere. :sigh:

Anyways:




I had this exact modem and it poo poo itself after about a year. I ended up buying some pfSense appliance as a router, an Arris SB6183, and a tpLink WAP to replace it. Still going strong.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sex Skeleton posted:

I had this exact modem and it poo poo itself after about a year. I ended up buying some pfSense appliance as a router, an Arris SB6183, and a tpLink WAP to replace it. Still going strong.

cool story NERD!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If it costs less than $200, pipes no good for internet.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Why go to Best Buy when you could go to The Source, formerly The Source by Circuit City, formerly Radio Shack OP

You loving muppet

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Oh sure, you can go get a new modem but you can't be bothered to keep us updated on on Malaysian Airlines 370.

Selfish prick.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a mysterious cloak posted:

Oh sure, you can go get a new modem but you can't be bothered to keep us updated on on Malaysian Airlines 370.

Selfish prick.

its still gone guy

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Name your WiFi "my butt" :roflolmao:

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Pick me up some Monster cables OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

drunkb posted:

Pick me up some Monster cables OP

i went already sorry :shrug:


also there was a dude (see photo) on a silly little cart thing that i had no idea what the purpose of it was

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP, you have to remember to clear the porn out of your modem on a regular basis or it will burn up.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Name your wifi "Free (cafe blew you wifi) Internet" and then put a password on it! That'd be super goofy! Or maybe FBI Surveillance van!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

RocktheCaulk posted:

Name your wifi "Free (cafe blew you wifi) Internet" and then put a password on it! That'd be super goofy! Or maybe FBI Surveillance van!



i was thinking I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!! or gently caress Tom Br*dy

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drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Chinatown posted:

i went already sorry :shrug:


also there was a dude (see photo) on a silly little cart thing that i had no idea what the purpose of it was

drat. Why is Slenderman riding that silly little cart thing at your Best Buy?

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