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hello... again!
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you know, because he doesn't have to come in early anymore to take care of you!!!!!
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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the doctor is eating eggs for breakfast though
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Jan 16, 2020 01:27
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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The doctor was killed by an apple
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Jan 16, 2020 01:33
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- French Accent
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tempted to eat an apple in front of my doctor just to see if he crumbles into dust
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Jan 16, 2020 01:38
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- frump truck
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the doctor likes to savor his egg dishes in an orderly and sequential manner. that's why he costs so much to see. because you're preventing him from doing that
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Jan 16, 2020 01:40
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- Fuzz Boxer
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sticking with whatever fails
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Apple at night...doctor take flight...
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Jan 16, 2020 02:26
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sticking with whatever fails
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Golden Delicious...doctor gets vicious
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Jan 16, 2020 03:10
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- Finger Prince
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An apple at lunch got a whole lot of crunch!
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Jan 16, 2020 03:32
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- idiotsavant
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throwing apples at my drs head and face, with force, alslo keeps him away op
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Jan 16, 2020 17:42
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- idiotsavant
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inscribing my apples with crosses to keep the dr away
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Jan 16, 2020 17:43
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i don't want to hurt the doctor, i just want them to have a nice leisurely breakfast
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Jan 16, 2020 18:44
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- idiotsavant
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im cutting slits into my apples and stuffing them full of garlic. maybe this will finally take care of that loving doctor
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Jan 16, 2020 18:58
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- idiotsavant
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bringing bushels of apples to the doctors office and tipping them over so i have time toi run away while the doctor counts them all
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Jan 16, 2020 19:00
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away/just load it in this trebuchet
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Jan 16, 2020 19:09
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- DeathCrabForCutie
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oh fuc-
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Doctors can heal anything but their own apple allergy 
 
sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!
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Jan 16, 2020 19:21
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my doctor gives me lollipops and my dentist gives me apples
i wish the two of them would just settle their differences already
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Jan 16, 2020 19:34
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How big is this apple, that Doctor is still at breakfast?! I had a one o'clock appointment about my rash!
Yes, I'll hold.
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Jan 16, 2020 19:41
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- idiotsavant
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doctors cant cross running water, so make your doctor go bobbing for apples in a river or stream and you can escape
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Jan 16, 2020 21:12
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the doctor places his stethoscope to my chest to check my heartbeat, but ive got different plans for him. as he listens for a heartbeat he is horrified to discover that the only sound he can hear is the sound of an apple, with which i replaced my heart. the doctor gets a nosebleed and immediately falls to the floor and dies.
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first: find an apple from a hanged convict and collect it under the fullest moon
next: cover the apple in wax
next: light the apple and walk three times widdershins around the doctors house at midnight while chanting "apple of thorns leave doctor forlorn" and all of the doctors cherished pets will run out of the house and never return
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Jan 19, 2020 23:38
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- Ventral EggSac
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Apple on a steed makes the doctor bleed
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Jan 20, 2020 01:36
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Golden Delicious...doctor gets vicious
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Jan 20, 2020 02:20
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great doctor Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am an apple. Doctor screams in terror and dies.
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Jan 20, 2020 02:27
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poor ol doctor wilbur, smelled an apple and died
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Jan 20, 2020 02:31
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great doctor Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am an apple. Doctor screams in terror and dies.
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Jan 20, 2020 03:00
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- google THIS
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great doctor Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am an apple. Doctor screams in terror and dies.
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Jan 20, 2020 04:09
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- google THIS
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Sir Isaac Newton rubs his head, simultaneously elated at the advancement his realization will make to science and relieved that doctorate degrees for scientists are not yet common.
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Jan 20, 2020 04:18
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- google THIS
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Doctor: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Me: Wait, before you tell me, can we play a quick card game?
Doctor: What sort of card gaAAAAAAAAAARGH
Me: (smirking) Apples to Apples...and scrubs to scrubs.
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- Escape From Noise
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Slowly suffocating in the waiting room because the ear, nose, and throat doctor refuses to see me due to my massive Adam's Apple.
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