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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
- kept regions named things that are hard to spell like "mecklenberg vorpommern"

- beer that they say is the best but is above averagey


- sausages that look ghost-white (?? whats with these??)


- tourists who speak your language better than you


- austerity?


- weird toilets


- euro probably

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
pretty irresponsible to give an entire 30 years a war, maybe whatever revenge was justified

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

- sausages that look ghost-white (?? whats with these??)

Weisswurst is delicious BITCH.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

Weisswurst is delicious BITCH.

why is it white??????

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Slaughtering hundreds in the name of Prince-Archbishop-Elector Gebhard

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

why is it white??????

veal + pork


:yum:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the german poop shelf toilet takes the cake imho

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

veal + pork


:yum:

oooh. it's actually like a little too delicate. i like my sausage super coarse.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.sap.com/corporate/en/company/history.html

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Spermany.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

PTSDeedly Do posted:

Slaughtering hundreds in the name of Prince-Archbishop-Elector Gebhard

start poo poo
get hit

defenestrate
then capitulate

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!
dungeon porn?

defenestration porn?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

oooh. it's actually like a little too delicate. i like my sausage super coarse.

speak for yourself

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
*adds “Super Coarse Sausage” to future-usernames.xls*

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Wanna eat that delicate sausage now.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the white sausages are the worst

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
WURST//?? eh? yeah? get it?

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Pick posted:

oooh. it's actually like a little too delicate. i like my sausage super coarse.

Saupreiß, elendige! Zipflgsicht!

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Last time I was in Munich I saw an old lady order Weisswurst and beer at 10 in the morning. She proceeded to butterfly the sausage, peel the skin off, and put it on her slice of bread to eat.

I was horrified but couldn't look away. Long story short, Bayern people are loving weird.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Herbicidal Maniac posted:

Last time I was in Munich I saw an old lady order Weisswurst and beer at 10 in the morning. She proceeded to butterfly the sausage, peel the skin off, and put it on her slice of bread to eat.

I was horrified but couldn't look away. Long story short, Bayern people are loving weird.

She can't have been from Bavaria if she didn't eat a Brezn with the Wurscht instread of bread.

The slicing technique is legit it's how I do it

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Pick posted:

oooh. it's actually like a little too delicate. i like my sausage super coarse.

Tried andouillette?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i saw a german lady drop a weisswurst on the ground boy she was a real sauer kraut after that lemme tell ya

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Weisswurst is delicious BITCH.

Seconded

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Simply Simon posted:

She can't have been from Bavaria if she didn't eat a Brezn with the Wurscht instread of bread.

The slicing technique is legit it's how I do it

Bäh, could have been, it was like two summers ago. Man, I have to go back, I want to ride the Eisbach.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
All my skills are useless but the most useless by far is being able to speak German because literally every German I've ever met speaks English better than most Americans

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Pick you should make one of your long thread watches about the Cats movie itt

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Left their sense of humor. It hasn't been found yet.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Die Woodys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
austerity?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Oscar Wild posted:

Left their sense of humor. It hasn't been found yet.

Knock knock
Who's there
Ze Germans
...poo poo

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Alan einstein invented gravity and forever doomed us to remain glued to the earth, unable to explore the Firmament

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





german philosophy was their greatest revenge and it belongs in the terlet

ideally a german shitshelf terlet so you can fully behold the ordure

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
Fisting on a first date

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BMWs

Not all of them. But most of them, especially now, and especially the people who own them.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

hard counter posted:

german philosophy was their greatest revenge and it belongs in the terlet

ideally a german shitshelf terlet so you can fully behold the ordure

Read Hegel.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
that hosed up white asparagus

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhtxqvAlIpo

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Also the Peace of Westphalia that has arbitrarily divided the human race and has been the main impetus for warfare from the Reformation into the 21st Century.

Thanks a lot, Westphalia.

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