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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I mean, when you want to jerk off a bit, how irritating isn't it if you can't follow the plot or understand what the lady is moaning about? This guy is clearly in his right. He payed good money for porn and he should be able to get the full experience.

quote:

Adult film website, Pornhub, has been slammed with a lawsuit by a deaf man who alleges that the site makes it hard for the deaf community to enjoy their videos.

Yaroslav Suris is suing the PornHub video-sharing website, claiming

“it’s denied the deaf and hearing-impaired access to its videos that others can easily enjoy.”

According to court documents,

“Suris says a lack of closed captioning violates their rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act.”

While many are probably wondering why you would really need closed captioning for pornography, there are more than a few porn fans who do like to watch the movies for the plot and rich storylines. Former Disney Channel star Bella Thorne recently directed a movie for PornHub, which has received praise. She even won an award for her efforts.
https://wuzupnigeria.com/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-for-lack-of-closed-captioning-in-videos/

Now I'd go one step further if I was this guy. All porn needs a little sign language translator in a box in the bottom right of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1257R4a4IGM

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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
I'm creating a live transcription service for cam models right now.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

being a lawyer for the deaf community is extremely lucrative

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Without subtitles how would you know it's a big sausage pizza?

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
"Now I can finally understand what is happening in porn!"

quote:

[Unenthusiastic voice] Wow your dick is so big

[Constipated voice] I'm gonna gently caress your pussy

[Audibly forced fake moaning] Uhhh uhhh uhhh

[Steroid moaning] UGHN UGHN UGHN

[Inhaling through teeth] Uhhh yeah

*disables closed captions*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Like coming up with loving onomatopoeias wouldn't be the most fun thing ever

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

Like coming up with loving onomatopoeias wouldn't be the most fun thing ever
*GYAKKGYAKKGYAKKGYAKK......SLURP*

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Like coming up with loving onomatopoeias wouldn't be the most fun thing ever

Sergio Aragonés finally finds his call after MAD Magazine closed.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
dudes probably pissed somebody was pullin their pud like two inches from the back of his head and he couldn't even hear it lmao

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

[balls slapping thighs sound intensifies]

Oh baby oh baby oh baby

[ejaculation sound]

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
[urine splashing] I'M COMING

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

scene: NOT sister's room

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

A Fancy Hat posted:

[ejaculation sound]

Yours makes a sound? :confuoot:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Frazzbo posted:

Yours makes a sound? :confuoot:

it sounds like a nearly empty ketchup bottle

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug
Deaf goon here. I can tell you right now that this guy is a complete moron. It's not like porn videos are *visual* in any way.

I get the feeling that he's just an useful idiot being paid off by a Christian group to get a foothold into banning porn eventually

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
fart fart fart fart fart fart fart splooge

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Frazzbo posted:

Yours makes a sound? :confuoot:

Yours doesn't? :confused:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
What every porn should also have is a Russian dub that is just a Russian guy disinterestedly saying every line with the actual audio turned down in the background; "da da da, etc."


I mean, for not me, for all the Russians of course.


I don't get off on that.


Also I don't watch porn for pleasure.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Mooey Cow posted:

Also I don't watch porn for pleasure.

what do you watch it for?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Research! :aatrek:

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

will they make the jury watch Aunt BabySits Disobedient Step-Nephew in court without sound to see if they can follow the plot

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Baller Time posted:

[Inhaling through teeth] Uhhh yeah

Why do they all do this, it's so not sexy and requires you to make the ugliest scrunchy face

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
They should just do the YouTube thing and have it detect (and get horribly wrong) subtitles :hellyeah:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Jeez, get a load of this guy. There are plenty of times I wish I had translations for hentai but you don't see me filing lawsuits over it.


Get over yourself, Yaroslav!!!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


LordArgh posted:

what do you watch it for?

work

Deafboy
Dec 5, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Porn-sick creeps everywhere

Just sitting in a dark room jerking off while watching some other guy bone a BARELY LEGAL!!! girl, no big deal

It’s just PORNY PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN. PORN. PORN. what’s the big deal?

You don’t watch porn? Hahahah yeah right, everyone does!

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Luckyellow posted:

Deaf goon here. I can tell you right now that this guy is a complete moron. It's not like porn videos are *visual* in any way.

I get the feeling that he's just an useful idiot being paid off by a Christian group to get a foothold into banning porn eventually


I didn’t even consider that angle, but it makes sense.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

porn sounds are just onomatopoeia.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Am I the only one who turns off the sound? I just want to see the loving and don't need the grunting and huffing.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lodin posted:

Am I the only one who turns off the sound? I just want to see the loving and don't need the grunting and huffing.

I turn off the video and just listen to the slapping noises.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Only turn off the sound with asian porn

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I don't really listen to the audio, I just EQ it to max out the bass and then I put a bigass subwoofer under my chair pointing up. Dude should try that.

Deafboy
Dec 5, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*Out in the dark, peering through the corner of a window watching a young couple gently caress, while furiously slapping my pud*

im not creepy!! im not creepy!!

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

My phone makes it's own closed captions for porn. Maybe he should just buy one of those.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Maybe get a cochlear implant if you want to hear gross duck quack gagging so much.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Shroomie posted:

My phone makes it's own closed captions for porn. Maybe he should just buy one of those.



So, was it an rear end worth talking up or was that person just being nice?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bloom posted:

Only turn off the sound with asian porn

Pro tip.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Deafboy posted:

Porn-sick creeps everywhere

Just sitting in a dark room jerking off while watching some other guy bone a BARELY LEGAL!!! girl, no big deal

It’s just PORNY PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN. PORN. PORN. what’s the big deal?

You don’t watch porn? Hahahah yeah right, everyone does!


Deafboy posted:

*Out in the dark, peering through the corner of a window watching a young couple gently caress, while furiously slapping my pud*

im not creepy!! im not creepy!!

username. post. thread topic combo.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Anti-Porn activism is the greatest own-goal in modern discourse

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Fuzzy pixelated pro tip

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