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Going to court to make jerk-off motions at a judge and get away with it
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bloom posted:Having spent 20 years and millions of dollars in advocate lawyer fees Deaf Steve finally learns that the plot was nothing more than "guy brings pizza and then gently caress"
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Jan 18, 2020 04:00
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its not about the plot so much as its about watching it and pretending youre the horse or even the man
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Jan 18, 2020 04:07
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just think about all the poor blind people who can only listen to the sound
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Jan 18, 2020 04:58
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Milo and POTUS posted:Like coming up with loving onomatopoeias wouldn't be the most fun thing ever When I worked for Mindgeek, the company that owns Pornhub, I used to think that. I had to title a lot of content. It got old after about 3 days.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:When I worked for Mindgeek, the company that owns Pornhub, I used to think that. I had to title a lot of content. how exactly do you differentiate between Milf and Gilf when creating a video title. like, are there criteria? thanks in advance. same for "facefucked" vs "skullfucked". WHERES THE LINE?
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Jan 18, 2020 05:24
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Coolguye posted:the americans with disabilities act was intended to apply to places of business and workplaces, not products; it is the same reason why sony was never sued for the walkman even though the ADA was a thing then too. he is abusing the law and this isn't a new tactic. A better analogy is that its not required for all books to be released in braille/audiobook to cater to the blind.
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Jan 18, 2020 05:32
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most sounds in porn are done foley artists these days any ways
numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Jan 18, 2020 06:53
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This guy should sue music, all the way back to Sticky Bill
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Jan 18, 2020 07:43
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Chinatown posted:i enjoy pornhubs data analytics Same! In fact, they should show some extensive data on users muting videos.
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numberoneposter posted:most sounds in porn are done foley artists these days any ways Just slapping raw meat together next to a microphone for hours on end
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Julius CSAR posted:Just slapping raw meat together next to a microphone for hours on end Sort of related, but our office had a LOT of Spanish-speaking employees, because at one time, we were doing all Spanish voiceovers in-house. "Si.... si.... SIIIIII!" They hired them all, and then a few months later, shut down the voiceover thing (I think they just farmed it out after that), but thankfully didn't just lay off about 20 people, so they all became editors and content formatters. Edit: oh my god, from the same article in the OP... quote:Maybe other sites, like YouPorn and XHamster, will follow suit and start adding closed captioning for all of their adult videos, though it seems unlikely. YouPorn (as well as Tube8 and Redtube) are all owned and managed by the same company. If CC gets added to one, it's trivial for them to roll it out to the other CMSs. Do some loving research, article writer 
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Jan 18, 2020 13:12
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PornHub? More like EarhornSnub
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Private Cumshoe posted:PornHub? More like EarhornSnub 
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numberoneposter posted:most sounds in porn are done foley artists these days any ways that explains that girl having the orgasm that was just the Wilhelm scream over and over
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Jan 18, 2020 13:50
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What I want to know, what we all must know, is what the horse is thinking, as he breaks that poor young woman's vagina forever.
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Jan 18, 2020 14:11
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Synthetic Dreams posted:What I want to know, what we all must know, is what the horse is thinking, as he breaks that poor young woman's vagina forever. Maybe ants
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Synthetic Dreams posted:What I want to know, what we all must know, is what the horse is thinking, as he breaks that poor young woman's vagina forever. Oh, didn't realize you had a forums account, Mr. Pence.
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Jan 18, 2020 14:25
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Fuckem it's not like they can't pay out 
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Jan 18, 2020 14:37
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Step siblings play a naughty game (described video available)
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Jan 18, 2020 14:48
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Nutsngum posted:A better analogy is that its not required for all books to be released in braille/audiobook to cater to the blind. 
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klafbang posted:Maybe ants
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gary oldmans diary posted:but i post from there   
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Jan 19, 2020 10:56
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All porn films now required to have two ASL translator on screen like a city council meeting on cable access, one for dialogue and one for onomatopoeia
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Jan 19, 2020 11:52
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They have to actually be on the scene and dressed conservatively. Every shot of the dudes balls or whatever has to also include at least one of the translators patiently doing all the motions with their fingers
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Jan 19, 2020 15:14
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what about braille porn
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Jan 19, 2020 15:21
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ElectricSheep posted:that explains that girl having the orgasm that was just the Wilhelm scream over and over We should mandate at least one (1) Wilhelm and 2 Howies per 15 minutes of porn.
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VikingSkull posted:what about braille porn Gardasil can help with that problem, now approved for adults up to 45!
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Jan 19, 2020 16:17
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VikingSkull posted:what about braille porn "Small tits" is already a category on most porn sites (Australians might need a VPN tho)
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Jan 19, 2020 16:22
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Zeinin posted:I seem to remember Achewood having a running gag about the gang doing live descriptions of various porns. This is immediately what I thought of when I saw the thread title; the storyline where Cornelius writes these eloquent prose subtitles for some porn channel in real-time. Also, porn has sound? I never knew.
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Coolguye posted:the americans with disabilities act was intended to apply to places of business and workplaces, not products; it is the same reason why sony was never sued for the walkman even though the ADA was a thing then too. he is abusing the law and this isn't a new tactic. Wait why would the walkman be - Oh right, wheelchairs
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Jan 19, 2020 17:12
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big nipples big life posted:Without subtitles how would you know it's a big sausage pizza? I don’t watch excessive amounts of porn or look for variety but I’m in my 30s so I’ve probably seen a fair amount over the years and I have yet to see the pizza delivery guy trope anywhere outside of parody
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Jan 19, 2020 17:12
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On the positive side, porn you can experience without sound makes for less awkward time at work or Starbucks. The real problem here is probably that all the porn also needs to be made available in all languages. It it only makes sense to have all the grunts translated for maximum intercultural enjoyment.
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Jan 19, 2020 18:35
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How will he understand JAV if he never heard two cats loving?
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Jan 19, 2020 18:43
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Rest stop thot:GLUGLUGLUGLUG*ICANTBRE*GLUGLUGLUG*
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Jan 19, 2020 19:46
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Frazzbo posted:Yours makes a sound? Clink clink clink
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Jan 19, 2020 22:56
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[Subtitle] *QUEEF* [/Subtitle]
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Jan 19, 2020 23:30
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The real discrimination is that PornHub doesn’t cater to those that don’t get all good and horned up by royalty-free elevator music. They should provide an option to replace the regular porn movie-style background music with, say, dubstep or nyan cat, and stop not making skin flicks accessible to all of us.
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Luckyellow posted:Deaf goon here. I can tell you right now that this guy is a complete moron. It's not like porn videos are *visual* in any way. its an ada troll case. like patent trolls but being insanely anal about the ada. For example in florida there was a lawyer who had the entire ada memorized and went to every business and measured their handicap stall because the law says it has to be X by Y by Z and he would find stalls that or single occupant restrooms that are x-1 by y+1 by z and would sue them on behalf of his client who never went to to business Frazzbo posted:Yours makes a sound? like coins into a bucket
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snergle posted:its an ada troll case. like patent trolls but being insanely anal about the ada. For example in florida there was a lawyer who had the entire ada memorized and went to every business and measured their handicap stall because the law says it has to be X by Y by Z and he would find stalls that or single occupant restrooms that are x-1 by y+1 by z and would sue them on behalf of his client who never went to to business Are you saying that plaintiff in this case never went to PornHub? Because I find that hard to believe.
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