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Does no one care?
This poll is closed.
I don't understand 0 0%
Why would someone care? 8 57.14%
You want Sheamus 1 7.14%
WHERE IS KANE 5 35.71%
Total: 14 votes
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Johnny Mundo vs Big E is happening!

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

kane and bryan dealing with the fiend should be cool, morrison vs big e should be cool. And mechanically it's all fine but...I just don't feel any weight, nothing matters, nothing makes me care

(morrison vs big e is a good match though)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Starship Pain is such a lovely finisher

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

starship pain looks cool in a vacuum but never lands right and always makes me fear an injury-botch

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It looks cool but even when it lands right it doesn't look painful or impactful

e: Oh good Roman looks like a geek again

The Usos saying "Welcome!" and peacing out was fine, no need for Roman to stare at the camera for ten seconds then finish it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was out but now I'm not, so I might as well watch Smackdown.

Might as well watch Smackdown: The WWE Engagement Strategy.

Edit: Just read up on the opening, Daniel Bryan weaponizing Kane's teleportation ability and familiarity with the red light dimension is kinda hilariously great but also having The Fiend runaway is probably really not a good idea.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Jan 18, 2020

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I was out but now I'm not, so I might as well watch Smackdown.

Might as well watch Smackdown: The WWE Engagement Strategy.

Edit: Just read up on the opening, Daniel Bryan weaponizing Kane's teleportation ability and familiarity with the red light dimension is kinda hilariously great but also having The Fiend runaway is probably really not a good idea.

DBry masters the red dimension but still can't beat The Fiend, enters a 50/50 feud with Nakamura for 10 months while Roman becomes the man to conquer The Fiend at Mania

....10 months of Shinsuke/DBry matches sounds pretty cool actually

e: lol what's with this random "Lacey beats up Sasha and Bayley" spot

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jan 18, 2020

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Even in the off-screen beatdown, Sasha's already been taken out :lol:

Edit: Wait, so did Lacey jump Sasha from behind or something? Isn't she the face?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Can't wait for Otis to strangle Mandy to death then Tucker has to kill him

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Like, I'm purely basing this on what was represented onscreen but it LOOKS like Lacey jumped Sasha from behind and hurt her, and Bayley went batshit beating on Lacey in defense of her good friend. Bayley is the heel.

Edit: Yep! Bayley just straight up said that Lacey was the one who jumped Sasha. :psyduck:

Editx2: Oh my loving God now all this poo poo with Adam Pearce. This is completely loving backwards.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"I'm not putting my line against Lacey she does not deserve that title"

lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

I'm not putting my line against Lacey she does not deserve that

Bayley became a coke-mom so gradually I barely even noticed.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

is sasha legit hurt or something?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I just can't get over how awful Lacey's gear is

Every time I see her

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"THAT'S ILLEGAL!" :lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bayley sucks

Lacey sucks

This sucks

Bayley has clearly stopped giving any fucks whatsoever

e: I like how when Lacey does the corner spot Bayley has to wait way too long for her part because you never know if Lacey is gonna gently caress it up

Intruder fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 18, 2020

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Punch finishers are garbage every single time

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress Lacey Evans :mad:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I have zero clue what Sheamus just said but I appreciate Gable taking special care not to drop him on his neck

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gable walking away with a wave and no backward look was a billion times cooler than his dumb promo about being short, please stick with the cool stuff!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Elias looks like he's off the juice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Am I supposed to be mad that I get to hear Nakamura's music instead of Elias singing? Is... is that how I'm supposed to be feeling?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sami please let your important news be that you think Bernie Sanders owns.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wow what a blast from the past

Remember when Braun Nakamura Cesaro Sami Elias mattered?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I really disliked that whole segment BUT I have to admit the crowd was electric for it and loved Braun clearing house.... so it accomplished exactly what it intended to do.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the Rocky Johnson tribute is half tribute to The Rock

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

lol the Rocky Johnson tribute is half tribute to The Rock

I mean to be fair as much as Rocky Johnson did other than that, it would be weird if they didn't mention his son became one of the biggest stars in wrestling history AND one of the most famous people on the planet.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmao at those weird holographic floating uh, balloon heads for alexa

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is embarrassing, Otis and Alexa are wearing the same outfit.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol that finish are you kidding me

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

this isn't great but I gotta say it's been a better smackdown than I've seen in a while

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

J Ru if this thread reaches two pages it's entirely because of me and you

Mostly me. So I'm Shawn to your Marty

GrimGypsy posted:

this isn't great but I gotta say it's been a better smackdown than I've seen in a while

I super hate what they're doing with the Mandy/Otis thing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

So I'm Shawn to your Marty

Remind me to stay away from anybody who MIGHT be my daughter :ohdear:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm not watching but I want to be nice and donate a post. How's the show?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gumball Gumption posted:

I'm not watching but I want to be nice and donate a post. How's the show?

It's been okay with some utterly baffling bits regularly interspersed.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I'm glad Kane showed up for the show that honored his deceased father*

*Kane is The Rock. The Rock is Kane.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gumball Gumption posted:

I'm not watching but I want to be nice and donate a post. How's the show?

Mostly good with a Lacey Evans match mixed in

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol a corbin runin that involves him being carried on his stupid throne thing

amazing

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Forget what I said about this show being okay :cripes:

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