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I'm a vegetarian but sometimes I sneak lunch meat out of the fridge when nobody is looking 
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I only piss outside 
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Jan 18, 2020 21:14
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you can blow up a rock wall and find rupies inside
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Jan 18, 2020 21:40
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I'm a butterfly dreaming I'm a man who has written at least one book report without reading the book in question
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Jan 18, 2020 21:44
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I used to have a dick
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Jan 18, 2020 23:25
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Professor of Cats posted:you can blow up a rock wall and find rupies inside |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:29
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I'm not good at posting |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:29
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Heather Papps posted:I'm not good at posting I would say that too, but its not a secret, for me |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:31
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:I would say that too, but its not a secret, for me Its news to me! |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:35
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I hate dealing with people, which is a significant part of my job. |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:36
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My brain is a constant maelstrom of unpleasant thoughts, bad things keep happening outside of anyone's control, and sometimes I just really don't like my life. But when I really sit down and think about all the good things in my life, all the good people, the happy lil tears start to flow. I love my chosen family with all my heart. My genetic family is ok too but not as cool as the people I live with. |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:40
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Also I post real bad all the time, but as said above that ain't no secret friends |
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Also I post real bad all the time, but as said above that ain't no secret friends Its news to me!!!
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Jan 18, 2020 23:55
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Also I post real bad all the time, but as said above that ain't no secret friends the only bad post is an unposted post
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Jan 19, 2020 00:10
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Manifisto posted:the only bad post is an unposted post  actually there are other bad posts
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I am groot |
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Jan 19, 2020 00:18
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i'm all pro-crime online but i didn't drink until i was of-age and i didn't try weed until it was legalized
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Jan 19, 2020 00:54
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:My brain is a constant maelstrom of unpleasant thoughts, bad things keep happening outside of anyone's control, and sometimes I just really don't like my life. Hard same |
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Jan 19, 2020 02:57
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anything posted in this thread is no longer a secret 
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Jan 19, 2020 02:57
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:anything posted in this thread is no longer a secret Mine isn't a secret to anyone who knows me. |
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Jan 19, 2020 03:07
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only post secrets you're proud of is my motto |
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Jan 19, 2020 03:28
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one time i got really bad food poisoning while i had a cold. i was on the toilet and i was farting, making GBS threads, pissing, barfing, my nose was running, and at that moment a chunk of earwax fell out of my ear. literally every orifice in my body was expelling something my wife thinks i think the most amazing moment of my life was our wedding day, but actually it was that |
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Jan 19, 2020 03:46
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eastmost peninsula |
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Jan 20, 2020 01:37
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Lizard Wizard posted:eastmost peninsula |
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Jan 20, 2020 01:40
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the kfc original recipe is haha lowtax I am getting u sued better call leonard j crabs but the answer is chicken
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Jan 20, 2020 01:45
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theres a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all |
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fartzilla posted:one time i got really bad food poisoning while i had a cold. i was on the toilet and i was farting, making GBS threads, pissing, barfing, my nose was running, and at that moment a chunk of earwax fell out of my ear. literally every orifice in my body was expelling something Understandable |
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Jan 20, 2020 13:07
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I blew up a septic tank and rained poo poo all over the neighborhood and my friend took the blame |
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Jan 20, 2020 13:09
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tupac aint dead |
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Jan 20, 2020 16:21
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my first secret is that I like big butts and my second secret is that I cannot lie. and my third secret is that I am Jim carrey
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The password for the tree house is a back and forth Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock repeat this until the person inside the tree house get's bored with the joke and lets you in.
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pixaal posted:The password for the tree house is a back and forth This is specific for tree house gangs, this does not work as intended with hyperaggressive club bouncers, just as a note.
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Goons Are Great posted:This is specific for tree house gangs, this does not work as intended with hyperaggressive club bouncers, just as a note. It works for the one in that one kid's backyard from 3rd grade that everyone remembers but have no idea what happened to after like middle school. I bet he's still in there waiting for someone to yell KNOCK KNOCK
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Jan 20, 2020 19:10
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i ate all the peanut m&ms |
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Jan 20, 2020 21:31
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City of Glompton posted:i ate all the peanut m&ms lies! I have an unopened pouch in my pocket, would you like some?
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Jan 20, 2020 21:36
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yes ps ty 
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https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-hodge/battleblock-theater-music
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Alex's sister bought a pet Gecko. She agreed to look after it when Sam went on holiday but it died, so Alex bought another one that looked the same and Sam never noticed. |
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