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hi you're on an affair with Phil Collins please state your name caller: that's not important. rewind to 8hrs ago: phil jumps out of bed, his hair slightly messy. in the bathroom he looks at his reflection in the mirror it looks back they wink at each other and collin is off to his radio host job it was the year 1986 the day was important in its significance caller: you touched my wife phil: please state your name caller: i'm gonna gently caress you phil starts getting panicked phil - haha phil knew exactly what was going on he thought this might happen what was important though was what's gonna happen next phil jestures to one of his staff to cut the call but the staff was interested and so we the listeners who touched who was on their minds, and how will the situation unfold in who's favor will this scenario accommodate itself this was the nature of the show this was what the show was always about caller: i fought in nam for u ppl phil: whats your nam caller: vietnam phil is feasting on some shrimp phil usually ate peppers but today it was shrimp anyway everybody is confused at this point only those of the listeners who had been smoking pot knew and they knew exactly this is what the listeners call and recall as 'phil chokin' phil always ate on the job but only sometimes did he choke on his food when this happens the stoned audience burst out laughing phil: ok moving on to next call plz it was agreed this call was getting boring and the calls need to add up to the numberless affairs phil collins has every day on a daily basis all the time for some reason they all wanted to gently caress old phil he called his fuckees kittens and he's come up with funny names for these fuckees these kittens and he's come up with ways to insinuate drama the point of the show was to take his sexual investments and turn them into investments on a comedic AND dramatic discourse in their value the ladies loved the guy and they loved how he dealt with all these men he's loving see some of them did it to their partners as a joke, a prank and others did it for more vengeful or evil (this is when the wrong was propiaterely their fault) they were all dick moves and when dick moves phil starts clickin' they were in search of the good work of phil collin they were many kittens. but their was one dick.
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Please use responsibly, kids.
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Jan 19, 2020 22:22
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I can feel Phil Collins in an affair, tonight, oh lord. Oh lord.
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Jan 19, 2020 22:39
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Oh lord, OP.
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Jan 19, 2020 22:40
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i read the whole thing ama
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Jan 19, 2020 22:42
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I can feel it, coming in the air tonight
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Jan 19, 2020 22:45
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Oh, so thats what sussudio means
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Jan 19, 2020 22:46
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:hi you're on an affair with Phil Collins please state your name Suspension of disbelief broken.
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Jan 19, 2020 22:47
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Jan 19, 2020 22:47
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh, so thats what sussudio means 
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Wow!!
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Jan 19, 2020 22:53
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Voting Floater posted:Suspension of disbelief broken. Dr. Heart Collapse posted:it was the year 1986 
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i don care any mo. i don care any moah-wa
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That's the stuff.
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Jan 19, 2020 23:07
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Phil Collins has the best dick. 
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Jan 19, 2020 23:07
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I can feel it feeling in the feel tonight. Oh feel. I've been feeling for this feeling all my feel. Oh feel.
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Jan 19, 2020 23:10
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i read the whole thing ama what did it say
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i read the whole thing ama Are you still awake?
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Jan 19, 2020 23:38
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I'm actually gay JUST for Phil Collins now
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Jan 19, 2020 23:40
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As Phil Collins forcefully thrusts his erect member into my back walls, I notice that he's doing it in 7/8 time.
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Jan 20, 2020 00:13
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Su-su-sucking dick
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Jan 20, 2020 00:14
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I’d rather get buttfucked by Peter Gabriel. Shock the monkey, indeed.
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1redflag posted:I’d rather get buttfucked by Peter Gabriel. Shock the monkey, indeed. But this feels so unnatural, Peter Gabriel
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i read the whole thing ama what was it like
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Jan 20, 2020 00:50
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who else here grew up hearing their parents blast Phil Collins in the house and car?
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lmao
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I only listened to Phil Collins from the ages 8-9 my parents got me a vhs of one of his live concerts and I got hooked
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i wonder which one of these people smells more like egg-farts
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After reading that I am in a land of confusion.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:01
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Salem Saberhagen posted:After reading that I am in a land of confusion. OP likes Molly and writing.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:14
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thank you all for posting in my threadWilliam Henry Hairytaint posted:OP likes Molly and writing. true but haven't done m in a while i wrote that sober. m isn't my go to thing i do it very rarely but yea love it, liking pot would be more accurate i do it often enough except i have huge trips, pot really hits me, i connect with it on a higher level or to just relax and mellow out but i'm not dependent on it. being sober is the norm for me, that natural buzz and clarity. i believe in its significance in our lives, that its important.
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Salem Saberhagen posted:After reading that I am in a land of confusion. did it bother you? there's two ways you could have approached my writing my writing was intended to entertain was it not your cup of tea? did you learn something? if you read it then you've benefited from the experience just as well that was good poo poo, good material, i'm proud of it. positively.
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Jan 20, 2020 18:06
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whoa think twice
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Jan 20, 2020 18:24
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:who else here grew up hearing their parents blast Phil Collins in the house and car? who else here grew up hearing Phil Collins blast their parents in the house and car?
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Jan 20, 2020 18:27
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Shouldn't the OP be written in unreadable green text with arrow signs as bullet points?
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philly he knows me
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