If I was hangry you'd know it

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King of Bees

THat's right. If I was hungry and angry at the same time you would know it. I would tell you that I'm hangry. It would be up to you to decide what to do about it, but you would totally know because I'd tell you.

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:54

vanisher

if you're hangry and you know it clap your hands

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# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:10

vanisher

oh shoot, I heard a clap - thank you for alerting me

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# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:11

Manifisto

op I might alternatively conclude that you were horny for coat hangers. maybe it would be helpful for you to explain how often that occurs compared to the hungry/angry thing.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:29

idiotsavant

hangry wife

hangry life

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:29

xcheopis

"Hangry" is pretty tame, really. Those of us with hypoglycemia can go from a ground state of 'vaguely annoyed' to 'Maleficent' in less than a second.

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:37

idiotsavant

hangry drat near killed em

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:38

Goons Are Gifts

Being hungry almost always results in being angry, hangry is not a choice

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:44

Manifisto

wait until you experience shangrenfreude

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:52

King of Bees

Im not hangry right now, because i had a nice dinner. But if I was hangry you'd be the first to know.

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# ? Jan 19, 2020 23:56

King of Bees

idiotsavant posted:

hangry drat near killed em

hangry? I hardly knew her!

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# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:41

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm hangry right now, the Olive Garden was too busy to eat and make it in time for the film 1917, for which I thought tickets off Fandango.com at a 7:50pm showing. Additionally, the tire pump at Wawa was out of order, making me even more hangry.

I will abate my hanger with chips and queso

# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:42

Manifisto

I'm hamgry, a condition that can only be ameliorated by stealing a whole baked ham from the store

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 20, 2020 00:48

Escape From Noise

I'm really firsty right now (fearful+thirsty)

# ? Jan 20, 2020 04:35

City of Glompton

setting my discord status to HANGRY so there is no confusion

# ? Jan 21, 2020 04:47

Manifisto

left hand tattoo: H-A-N-G

right hand tattoo: R-N-O-M

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 04:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

IF I WANTED A SNACK ID ASK FOR ONE, MOTHER!!!!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 04:57

xcheopis

Heather Papps posted:

IF I WANTED A SNACK ID ASK FOR ONE, MOTHER!!!!

All I wanted was a Pepsi

# ? Jan 21, 2020 05:19

idiotsavant

im actually horny + angry

# ? Jan 21, 2020 05:24

idiotsavant

horngry

# ? Jan 21, 2020 05:24

Winifred Madgers

what is it when you're hung (but not necessarily, at that moment, horny) + hungry

# ? Jan 21, 2020 05:26

Finger Prince

Manifisto posted:

wait until you experience shangrenfreude

I have definitely experienced shangrenfreude.

# ? Jan 21, 2020 09:20

Finger Prince

Feelin pretty relangry right now. That's relaxed and angry. No, relaxed and hungry. Wait what?

# ? Jan 21, 2020 09:24

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

idiotsavant posted:

im actually horny + angry

that�s just being a twitter user

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and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jan 21, 2020 12:32

King of Bees

Lunch is coming up and I'm at work. Starting to feel a little....hangry :rant:

# ? Jan 21, 2020 17:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

King of Bees posted:

Lunch is coming up and I'm at work. Starting to feel a little....hangry

Nice lunch you got there... sure would be a crying shame if something were to...

Happen to it...

:evilbuddy:

# ? Jan 21, 2020 17:39

Manifisto

me: I've had "hanger steak" but never "hangry steak." is that a typo?

waitperson: nope. it's actually delicious. it's really thick and juicy and piled with garlic butter mushrooms, and there are loads of the crispiest fries on the side

me: haha you're making my hungry. okay, I'd like to order that, medium rare.

waitperson: no.

me: what

waitperson: you can't have it, also gently caress you

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:00

Escape From Noise

You you can't hang with me at my hangriest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my most satiated.

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You you can't hang with me at my hangriest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my most satiated.

Live, laugh, juST PICK A RESTAURANT PLEASE, KRISTINE, ITS BEEN HOURS OF THIS NO, NOT THIS, NO NOT THAT AHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:27

Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

Nice lunch you got there... sure would be a crying shame if something were to...

Happen to it...

Don't even joke, there's a lunch thief at large at our one office and both times I've had to work out of there my lunch got stolen. You want to talk about hangry, how about hurderous rage!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:31

idiotsavant

49% devil 51% hangry

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:34

google THIS

Emporer Palpatine: Gooood. I can feel your hanger. My plate is defenseless. Take your fork! Steal some of my my mac and cheese with all of your cravings, and your journey towards the fat side will be complete!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:42

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

Emporer Palpatine: Gooood. I can feel your hanger. My plate is defenseless. Take your fork! Steal some of my my mac and cheese with all of your cravings, and your journey towards the fat side will be complete!

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:55

FluffieDuckie

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You you can't hang with me at my hangriest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my most satiated.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 21, 2020 18:56

vanisher

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# ? Jan 21, 2020 19:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

vanisher posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2020 19:23

Escape From Noise

vanisher posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2020 19:26

cda: by Hand Knit

I know you're looking at me right now wondering "is he hangry?" Well let me tell you, if I was hangry you wouldn't be wondering that, you would be cowering in the corner, blood dripping down your face screaming that you have a granola bar in the glove box of your car for God's sake and you promise to give it to me as long as I let you live.

# ? Jan 21, 2020 20:49

cda: by Hand Knit

Therefore, I am not hangry... Yet.

# ? Jan 21, 2020 20:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:54

Escape From Noise

Hangry in the head, crumbs in the bed.

# ? Jan 21, 2020 20:51

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