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TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007


At this stage the lack of promotion just seems suspicious.

What is Villeneuve trying to hide from us?

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing were a con, with a little bit of the money going into photoshopping a few stock images, while the rest of the millions are dumped on French Canadian hookers and blow.

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.

I think it's just how he runs his ships. I was feeling the same thing at this stage of BR2049's production.

...then again, in retrospect I've always felt that film was disastrously under-marketed during production.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007


Davros1 posted:

Now I'm imagining a Dune starring Steven Seagal as Paul.
Im gonna take you to the bank baron Harkonnen. To the blood bank.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



Somebody comes at him with a crysknife so he can do that disarming the knife spot he does in all his flicks.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Also I think I said it before but I'm like 97% certain that he was a massive juicer back in the day. It would explain just about everything about him and just what the gently caress happened to him.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

Paul: hrrm *mumble*

*Feyd's corpse explodes*

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


David D. Davidson posted:

Also I think I said it before but I'm like 97% certain that he was a massive juicer back in the day. It would explain just about everything about him and just what the gently caress happened to him.

Seagal on the juice? That's a new one I haven't heard before.Arnold and Stallone were into steroids (Sly still is ) but Seagal never looked or gave the juiced vibe.I don't think the best I have seen him looking is "thin".

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


Seagal looks like the ur-example of dudes in wraparound shades who take selfies in their pickup trucks.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

hump day bitches! posted:

Seagal on the juice? That's a new one I haven't heard before.Arnold and Stallone were into steroids (Sly still is ) but Seagal never looked or gave the juiced vibe.I don't think the best I have seen him looking is "thin".

Well first there how he runs or rather used to because let's be honest now. Nobody who has ever ran for cardio runs like that. Then there are the reports of his erratic behavior like Rob Schneider talking about how Segal could go from talking to him about how spiritually fulfilled and at peace with himself to screaming at an assistant about killing "whore ex wife" in a heartbeat. Which could be mood swings as the results of steroid abuse. Plus there's the fact that most of his roles these day are acted from him sitting in a chair, which could be the result of just the steroids taking their toll on his body years later.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



David D. Davidson posted:

Well first there how he runs or rather used to because let's be honest now. Nobody who has ever ran for cardio runs like that. Then there are the reports of his erratic behavior like Rob Schneider talking about how Segal could go from talking to him about how spiritually fulfilled and at peace with himself to screaming at an assistant about killing "whore ex wife" in a heartbeat. Which could be mood swings as the results of steroid abuse. Plus there's the fact that most of his roles these day are acted from him sitting in a chair, which could be the result of just the steroids taking their toll on his body years later.

It's always worth mentioning that steroids don't automatically make you ripped, they just give you the potential to be so. I could easily believe Seagal took them but was too lazy to put in the rest of the work.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010



Megamarm

David D. Davidson posted:

Well first there how he runs or rather used to because let's be honest now. Nobody who has ever ran for cardio runs like that. Then there are the reports of his erratic behavior like Rob Schneider talking about how Segal could go from talking to him about how spiritually fulfilled and at peace with himself to screaming at an assistant about killing "whore ex wife" in a heartbeat. Which could be mood swings as the results of steroid abuse. Plus there's the fact that most of his roles these day are acted from him sitting in a chair, which could be the result of just the steroids taking their toll on his body years later.

I feel like cocaine could do a lot of that too. And just being a narcissistic slob

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Drugs don't make you an rear end in a top hat they just amplify the rear end in a top hat within.

u brexit ukip it
Oct 30, 2004


Exciting Lemon

Rando posted:

Drugs don't make you an rear end in a top hat they just amplify the rear end in a top hat within.

- Tleilaxu proverb

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007


I guess what Steven Seagal has really showed us is if you don't die as Feyd-Rautha, you live to become Baron Harkonnen. a sandworm

TheOmegaWalrus fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jun 1, 2020

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


hump day bitches! posted:

Seagal on the juice? That's a new one I haven't heard before.Arnold and Stallone were into steroids (Sly still is ) but Seagal never looked or gave the juiced vibe.I don't think the best I have seen him looking is "thin".

There are plenty of people that take performance enhancers who don't look like it, you still need to work out like crazy and have an extremely strict diet to come anywhere close to a Schwarzenegger look.

Plus there's absolutely no way old-rear end Seagal isn't taking all sorts of bootleg testosterone supplements at this point.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008



Hell Gem

they have withheld the trailer long enough for the two SA dune threads to converge to the point of being indistinguishable. A golden path!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

Only dead doggos
follow the stream.



David D. Davidson posted:

Also I think I said it before but I'm like 97% certain that he was a massive juicer back in the day. It would explain just about everything about him and just what the gently caress happened to him.

I don't think gravy counts as juicing.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


sean10mm posted:

I don't think gravy counts as juicing.

Au Jus-ing

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



If there's sequels Stephen Seagal should play that Tleilaxu priest/lord/whatever dude that spends like an entire chapter securing/preparing sick rear end tactical super poison darts that are at an exact temperature to be concealed in a hidden wrist gun that can get past security but he still fucks up.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Neo Rasa posted:

If there's sequels Stephen Seagal should play that Tleilaxu priest/lord/whatever dude that spends like an entire chapter securing/preparing sick rear end tactical super poison darts that are at an exact temperature to be concealed in a hidden wrist gun that can get past security but he still fucks up.

Isn't it a really dumb rookie mistake too? Like he keeps fidgeting and pointing his sleeve at the BGs?

I just want a film adapation that embraces the Tleilaxu love of dumb nursery rhymes

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

Only dead doggos
follow the stream.




Nice.

u brexit ukip it
Oct 30, 2004


Exciting Lemon

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Isn't it a really dumb rookie mistake too? Like he keeps fidgeting and pointing his sleeve at the BGs?

A little, but the BGs are supposed to be extremely perceptive as well.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


u brexit ukip it posted:

A little, but the BGs are supposed to be extremely perceptive as well.

Masters of staying alive, I hear.

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS


Hair Elf

It took many years of preparation, but now at last, Steven Seagal can do his impersonation of Will Sasso as Steven Seagal

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