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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

How does that sound?



Illegal Hen

Ron Howard will narrate.

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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

How does that sound?



Illegal Hen

GORDON posted:

I had to handle an unsocialized parakeet yesterday, move it from a big cage to a smaller cage, for transport. It got away from us, and I had to corner it and oh-so-gently encompass it in my hands, and slowly and gently carry it to the smaller cage.

It was biting the webbing between my fingers the entire time, as hard as it could. I could feel as it clenched its jaw muscles over and over, trying to get a piece. But I had to stay steady and smooth and not hurt the poor, scared little birdie until I got it to the new cage.

I know what was in the Reverend Mother's pain box, when she tested Paul Atreides. It was an unsocialized parakeet, biting his fingers.

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Parrotsnack! :D


(Good on you, btw, you're good people.)

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