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marble tile everywhere it fits and also some places it doesn't
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the bathroom is fully gold plated. sinks tub toilet walls floor ceiling everything.
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massive kitchen full of takeout boxes
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the towels all match
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bad fake coffee in a tiny cup
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half the art is Disney themed
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Privacy averse floor plan
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clean white carpet lmao
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- Kate Spade - Pandora jewelry - Glossy prints of macro photography
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the bookshelves are only used to display vases and a bronze horse
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Everything is sanguine but ironically.
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There's always a baby grand piano just lurking there at the corner of your eye, waiting
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Taxidermy!
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- Whimsical decanter
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we keep it real. we do all our shopping at Costco (6 pack of bath mount tvs)
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Lonely couch dead center of enormous living room, facing an eighty inch TV. Nothing beside remains
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- Martha Stewart anything - Rose gold
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Unread books
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barbecue at the folks posted:There's always a baby grand piano just lurking there at the corner of your eye, waiting Electronic player grand in the sunken floor area by the Victorian fireplace with a wooden back and a digital ir fireplace mounted in it. 
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- Set of decorations that came in threes where one was tiny and one was medium size and one was big sized - west elm - Couches with no padding in them
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- spice rack with super old spices in it because no one actually knows how to cook but you have to have tumeric as if you have any loving idea how to use it. cardamon pods.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:42
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What the gently caress? Is that a lamp?
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big cowboy hats, bullet holes in ceilings, murderous offspring mincing everywhere
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oh the #1 indicator of all time - Japanese whiskey
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tons of strippers just hanging out. its tuesday, bitch. you gotta leave
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Giant window in the kitchen no one ever uses looking out onto the ornate pool with fountains and small waterfalls that no one swims in. Its there so people at parties can look out at it and compliment you on your beautiful home. Later they'll invite you over to look out the giant window at some other completely pointless bit of landscape architecture and your soul will burn
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Pick posted:- spice rack with super old spices in it because no one actually knows how to cook but you have to have tumeric as if you have any loving idea how to use it. cardamon pods. Oh hell yeah, I love 1970s cream of tartar!
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- NPR podcaster's tie-in book - "wine charms" - absolute dogshit tourist knickknacks that they can't differentiate from valuable objects - cactus in a little concrete planter
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Trisha is using the same chargers she used two dinner parties ago and they're hopelessly out of style.
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Brass fittings
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- blu-rays of prestige tv shows
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Trisha is using the same chargers she used two dinner parties ago and they're hopelessly out of style. Oh my, how gauche. *sensible chuckle*
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- seriously though, the Japanese whiskey is a deadass giveaway
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Faux spanish/mission architecture. A foyer with a horrible chandelier that doesn't match anything else about the decor.
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No Valium and cold cream in the medicine cabinet, it’s all Xanax and some aloe Vera earth moisturizer and light flow tampons.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:47
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Cheap towels that cost too much. Goop products Someone in the house refers to the porch as "The Lanai"
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Giant window in the kitchen no one ever uses looking out onto the ornate pool with fountains and small waterfalls that no one swims in. Its there so people at parties can look out at it and compliment you on your beautiful home. Later they'll invite you over to look out the giant window at some other completely pointless bit of landscape architecture and your soul will burn the god drat pool fountains arrrrgh A bathroom that clearly doesn’t get used
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